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Arms and the Man

Bernard Shaw

That is Major Petkoff’s feeling also. PETKOFF. Oh, I shall be only too glad. Two hundred horses! Whew! SERGIUS. What says the lady? RAINA. (_pretending to sulk_). The lady says that he can keep his tablecloths and his omnibuses. I am not here to be sold to the highest bidder. BLUNTSCHLI. I won’t take that answer. I appealed to you as a fugitive, a beggar, and a starving man. You accepted me. You gave me your hand to kiss, your bed to sleep in, and your roof to shelter me— RAINA. (_interrupting him_). I did not give them to the Emperor of Switzerland! BLUNTSCHLI. That’s just what I say. (_He catches her hand quickly and looks her straight in the face as he adds, with confident mastery_) Now tell us who you did give them to. RAINA. (_succumbing with a shy smile_). To my chocolate cream soldier! BLUNTSCHLI. (_with a boyish laugh of delight_). That’ll do. Thank you. (_Looks at his watch and suddenly becomes businesslike._) Time’s up, Major. You’ve managed those regiments so well that you are sure to be asked to get rid of some of the Infantry of the Teemok division. Send them home by way of Lom Palanka. Saranoff: don’t get married until I come back: I shall be here punctually at five in the evening on Tuesday fortnight. Gracious ladies—good evening. (_He makes them a military bow, and goes._) SERGIUS. What a man! What a man!