Bleak House
word “wager” inclusive, mademoiselle has been ironically polite and
tender, then as suddenly dashed into the bitterest and most defiant
scorn, with her black eyes in one and the same moment very nearly
shut and staringly wide open.
“Now, let us see,” says Mr. Tulkinghorn, tapping his chin with the
key and looking imperturbably at her, “how this matter stands.”
“Ah! Let us see,” mademoiselle assents, with many angry and tight
nods of her head.
“You come here to make a remarkably modest demand, which you have
just stated, and it not being conceded, you will come again.”
“And again,” says mademoiselle with more tight and angry nods. “And
yet again. And yet again. And many times again. In effect, for ever!”
“And not only here, but you will go to Mr. Snagsby’s too, perhaps?
That visit not succeeding either, you will go again perhaps?”
“And again,” repeats mademoiselle, cataleptic with determination.
“And yet again. And yet again. And many times again. In effect, for
ever!”
“Very well. Now, Mademoiselle Hortense, let me recommend you to take
the candle and pick up that money of yours. I think you will find it
behind the clerk’s partition in the corner yonder.”
She merely throws a laugh over her shoulder and stands her ground
with folded arms.
“You will not, eh?”
“No, I will not!”
“So much the poorer you; so much the richer I! Look, mistress, this
is the key of my wine-cellar. It is a large key, but the keys of
prisons are larger. In this city there are houses of correction
(where the treadmills are, for women), the gates of which are very
strong and heavy, and no doubt the keys too. I am afraid a lady of
your spirit and activity would find it an inconvenience to have one
of those keys turned upon her for any length of time. What do you
think?”
“I think,” mademoiselle replies without any action and in a clear,
obliging voice, “that you are a miserable wretch.”
“Probably,” returns Mr. Tulkinghorn, quietly blowing his nose. “But I
don’t ask what you think of myself; I ask what you think of the
prison.”
“Nothing. What does it matter to me?”
“Why, it matters this much, mistress,” says the lawyer, deliberately
putting away his handkerchief and adjusting his frill; “the law is so
despotic here that it interferes to prevent any of our good English
citizens from being troubled, even by a lady’s visits against his
desire. And on his complaining that he is so troubled, it takes hold
of the troublesome lady and shuts her up in prison under hard
discipline. Turns the key upon her, mistress.” Illustrating with the
cellar-key.
“Truly?” returns mademoiselle in the same pleasant voice. “That is
droll! But—my faith!—still what does it matter to me?”
“My fair friend,” says Mr. Tulkinghorn, “make another visit here, or
at Mr. Snagsby’s, and you shall learn.”
“In that case you will send me to the prison, perhaps?”
“Perhaps.”
It would be contradictory for one in mademoiselle’s state of
agreeable jocularity to foam at the mouth, otherwise a tigerish
expansion thereabouts might look as if a very little more would make
her do it.
“In a word, mistress,” says Mr. Tulkinghorn, “I am sorry to be
unpolite, but if you ever present yourself uninvited here—or
there—again, I will give you over to the police. Their gallantry is
great, but they carry troublesome people through the streets in an
ignominious manner, strapped down on a board, my good wench.”
“I will prove you,” whispers mademoiselle, stretching out her hand,
“I will try if you dare to do it!”
“And if,” pursues the lawyer without minding her, “I place you in
that good condition of being locked up in jail, it will be some time
before you find yourself at liberty again.”
“I will prove you,” repeats mademoiselle in her former whisper.
“And now,” proceeds the lawyer, still without minding her, “you had
better go. Think twice before you come here again.”
“Think you,” she answers, “twice two hundred times!”
“You were dismissed by your lady, you know,” Mr. Tulkinghorn
observes, following her out upon the staircase, “as the most
implacable and unmanageable of women. Now turn over a new leaf and
take warning by what I say to you. For what I say, I mean; and what I
threaten, I will do, mistress.”
She goes down without answering or looking behind her. When she is
gone, he goes down too, and returning with his cobweb-covered bottle,
devotes himself to a leisurely enjoyment of its contents, now and
then, as he throws his head back in his chair, catching sight of the
pertinacious Roman pointing from the ceiling.
CHAPTER XLIII
Esther’s Narrative
It matters little now how much I thought of my living mother who had
told me evermore to consider her dead. I could not venture to
approach her or to communicate with her in writing, for my sense of
the peril in which her life was passed was only to be equalled by my
fears of increasing it. Knowing that my mere existence as a living
creature was an unforeseen danger in her way, I could not always
conquer that terror of myself which had seized me when I first knew
the secret. At no time did I dare to utter her name. I felt as if I
did not even dare to hear it. If the conversation anywhere, when I
was present, took that direction, as it sometimes naturally did, I
tried not to hear: I mentally counted, repeated something that I
knew, or went out of the room. I am conscious now that I often did
these things when there can have been no danger of her being spoken
of, but I did them in the dread I had of hearing anything that might
lead to her betrayal, and to her betrayal through me.
It matters little now how often I recalled the tones of my mother’s
voice, wondered whether I should ever hear it again as I so longed to
do, and thought how strange and desolate it was that it should be so
new to me. It matters little that I watched for every public mention
of my mother’s name; that I passed and repassed the door of her house
in town, loving it, but afraid to look at it; that I once sat in the
theatre when my mother was there and saw me, and when we were so wide
asunder before the great company of all degrees that any link or
confidence between us seemed a dream. It is all, all over. My lot has
been so blest that I can relate little of myself which is not a story
of goodness and generosity in others. I may well pass that little and
go on.
When we were settled at home again, Ada and I had many conversations
with my guardian of which Richard was the theme. My dear girl was
deeply grieved that he should do their kind cousin so much wrong, but
she was so faithful to Richard that she could not bear to blame him
even for that. My guardian was assured of it, and never coupled his
name with a word of reproof. “Rick is mistaken, my dear,” he would
say to her. “Well, well! We have all been mistaken over and over
again. We must trust to you and time to set him right.”
We knew afterwards what we suspected then, that he did not trust to
time until he had often tried to open Richard’s eyes. That he had
written to him, gone to him, talked with him, tried every gentle and
persuasive art his kindness could devise. Our poor devoted Richard
was deaf and blind to all. If he were wrong, he would make amends
when the Chancery suit was over. If he were groping in the dark,
he could not do better than do his utmost to clear away those
clouds in which so much was confused and obscured. Suspicion and
misunderstanding were the fault of the suit? Then let him work the
suit out and come through it to his right mind. This was his
unvarying reply. Jarndyce and Jarndyce had obtained such possession
of his whole nature that it was impossible to place any consideration
before him which he did not, with a distorted kind of reason, make a
new argument in favour of his doing what he did. “So that it is even
more mischievous,” said my guardian once to me, “to remonstrate with
the poor dear fellow than to leave him alone.”
I took one of these opportunities of mentioning my doubts of Mr.
Skimpole as a good adviser for Richard.
“Adviser!” returned my guardian, laughing, “My dear, who would advise
with Skimpole?”
“Encourager would perhaps have been a better word,” said I.
“Encourager!” returned my guardian again. “Who could be encouraged by
Skimpole?”
“Not Richard?” I asked.
“No,” he replied. “Such an unworldly, uncalculating, gossamer
creature is a relief to him and an amusement. But as to advising or
encouraging or occupying a serious station towards anybody or
anything, it is simply not to be thought of in such a child as
Skimpole.”
“Pray, cousin John,” said Ada, who had just joined us and now looked
over my shoulder, “what made him such a child?”
“What made him such a child?” inquired my guardian, rubbing his head,
a little at a loss.
“Yes, cousin John.”
“Why,” he slowly replied, roughening his head more and more, “he is
all sentiment, and—and susceptibility, and—and sensibility,
and—and imagination. And these qualities are not regulated in him,
somehow. I suppose the people who admired him for them in his youth
attached too much importance to them and too little to any training
that would have balanced and adjusted them, and so he became what he
is. Hey?” said my guardian, stopping short and looking at us
hopefully. “What do you think, you two?”
Ada, glancing at me, said she thought it was a pity he should be an
expense to Richard.
“So it is, so it is,” returned my guardian hurriedly. “That must not
be. We must arrange that. I must prevent it. That will never do.”
And I said I thought it was to be regretted that he had ever
introduced Richard to Mr. Vholes for a present of five pounds.
“Did he?” said my guardian with a passing shade of vexation on his
face. “But there you have the man. There you have the man! There is
nothing mercenary in that with him. He has no idea of the value of
money. He introduces Rick, and then he is good friends with Mr.
Vholes and borrows five pounds of him. He means nothing by it and
thinks nothing of it. He told you himself, I’ll be bound, my dear?”
“Oh, yes!” said I.
“Exactly!” cried my guardian, quite triumphant. “There you have the
man! If he had meant any harm by it or was conscious of any harm in
it, he wouldn’t tell it. He tells it as he does it in mere
simplicity. But you shall see him in his own home, and then you’ll
understand him better. We must pay a visit to Harold Skimpole and
caution him on these points. Lord bless you, my dears, an infant, an
infant!”
In pursuance of this plan, we went into London on an early day and
presented ourselves at Mr. Skimpole’s door.
He lived in a place called the Polygon, in Somers Town, where there
were at that time a number of poor Spanish refugees walking about in
cloaks, smoking little paper cigars. Whether he was a better tenant
than one might have supposed, in consequence of his friend Somebody
always paying his rent at last, or whether his inaptitude for
business rendered it particularly difficult to turn him out, I don’t
know; but he had occupied the same house some years. It was in a
state of dilapidation quite equal to our expectation. Two or three of
the area railings were gone, the water-butt was broken, the knocker
was loose, the bell-handle had been pulled off a long time to judge
from the rusty state of the wire, and dirty footprints on the steps
were the only signs of its being inhabited.
A slatternly full-blown girl who seemed to be bursting out at the
rents in her gown and the cracks in her shoes like an over-ripe berry
answered our knock by opening the door a very little way and stopping
up the gap with her figure. As she knew Mr. Jarndyce (indeed Ada and
I both thought that she evidently associated him with the receipt of