Bleak House
Yes, it appears.
“Not related to her, sir?”
No, it appears.
“Excuse the apparent curiosity,” says Mr. George. “It seemed to me
probable that you might take more than a common interest in this poor
creature because Miss Summerson had taken that unfortunate interest
in him. ’Tis MY case, sir, I assure you.”
“And mine, Mr. George.”
The trooper looks sideways at Allan’s sunburnt cheek and bright dark
eye, rapidly measures his height and build, and seems to approve of
him.
“Since you have been out, sir, I have been thinking that I
unquestionably know the rooms in Lincoln’s Inn Fields, where Bucket
took the lad, according to his account. Though he is not acquainted
with the name, I can help you to it. It’s Tulkinghorn. That’s what it
is.”
Allan looks at him inquiringly, repeating the name.
“Tulkinghorn. That’s the name, sir. I know the man, and know him to
have been in communication with Bucket before, respecting a deceased
person who had given him offence. I know the man, sir. To my sorrow.”
Allan naturally asks what kind of man he is.
“What kind of man! Do you mean to look at?”
“I think I know that much of him. I mean to deal with. Generally,
what kind of man?”
“Why, then I’ll tell you, sir,” returns the trooper, stopping short
and folding his arms on his square chest so angrily that his face
fires and flushes all over; “he is a confoundedly bad kind of man. He
is a slow-torturing kind of man. He is no more like flesh and blood
than a rusty old carbine is. He is a kind of man—by George!—that
has caused me more restlessness, and more uneasiness, and more
dissatisfaction with myself than all other men put together. That’s
the kind of man Mr. Tulkinghorn is!”
“I am sorry,” says Allan, “to have touched so sore a place.”
“Sore?” The trooper plants his legs wider apart, wets the palm of his
broad right hand, and lays it on the imaginary moustache. “It’s no
fault of yours, sir; but you shall judge. He has got a power over me.
He is the man I spoke of just now as being able to tumble me out of
this place neck and crop. He keeps me on a constant see-saw. He won’t
hold off, and he won’t come on. If I have a payment to make him, or
time to ask him for, or anything to go to him about, he don’t see me,
don’t hear me—passes me on to Melchisedech’s in Clifford’s Inn,
Melchisedech’s in Clifford’s Inn passes me back again to him—he
keeps me prowling and dangling about him as if I was made of the same
stone as himself. Why, I spend half my life now, pretty well,
loitering and dodging about his door. What does he care? Nothing.
Just as much as the rusty old carbine I have compared him to. He
chafes and goads me till—Bah! Nonsense! I am forgetting myself. Mr.
Woodcourt,” the trooper resumes his march, “all I say is, he is an
old man; but I am glad I shall never have the chance of setting spurs
to my horse and riding at him in a fair field. For if I had that
chance, in one of the humours he drives me into—he’d go down, sir!”
Mr. George has been so excited that he finds it necessary to wipe his
forehead on his shirt-sleeve. Even while he whistles his impetuosity
away with the national anthem, some involuntary shakings of his head
and heavings of his chest still linger behind, not to mention an
occasional hasty adjustment with both hands of his open shirt-collar,
as if it were scarcely open enough to prevent his being troubled by a
choking sensation. In short, Allan Woodcourt has not much doubt about
the going down of Mr. Tulkinghorn on the field referred to.
Jo and his conductor presently return, and Jo is assisted to his
mattress by the careful Phil, to whom, after due administration of
medicine by his own hands, Allan confides all needful means and
instructions. The morning is by this time getting on apace. He
repairs to his lodgings to dress and breakfast, and then, without
seeking rest, goes away to Mr. Jarndyce to communicate his discovery.
With him Mr. Jarndyce returns alone, confidentially telling him that
there are reasons for keeping this matter very quiet indeed and
showing a serious interest in it. To Mr. Jarndyce, Jo repeats in
substance what he said in the morning, without any material
variation. Only that cart of his is heavier to draw, and draws with a
hollower sound.
“Let me lay here quiet and not be chivied no more,” falters Jo, “and
be so kind any person as is a-passin nigh where I used fur to sleep,
as jist to say to Mr. Sangsby that Jo, wot he known once, is a-moving
on right forards with his duty, and I’ll be wery thankful. I’d be
more thankful than I am aready if it wos any ways possible for an
unfortnet to be it.”
He makes so many of these references to the law-stationer in the
course of a day or two that Allan, after conferring with Mr.
Jarndyce, good-naturedly resolves to call in Cook’s Court, the
rather, as the cart seems to be breaking down.
To Cook’s Court, therefore, he repairs. Mr. Snagsby is behind his
counter in his grey coat and sleeves, inspecting an indenture of
several skins which has just come in from the engrosser’s, an immense
desert of law-hand and parchment, with here and there a resting-place
of a few large letters to break the awful monotony and save the
traveller from despair. Mr Snagsby puts up at one of these inky wells
and greets the stranger with his cough of general preparation for
business.
“You don’t remember me, Mr. Snagsby?”
The stationer’s heart begins to thump heavily, for his old
apprehensions have never abated. It is as much as he can do to
answer, “No, sir, I can’t say I do. I should have considered—not to
put too fine a point upon it—that I never saw you before, sir.”
“Twice before,” says Allan Woodcourt. “Once at a poor bedside, and
once—”
“It’s come at last!” thinks the afflicted stationer, as recollection
breaks upon him. “It’s got to a head now and is going to burst!” But
he has sufficient presence of mind to conduct his visitor into the
little counting-house and to shut the door.
“Are you a married man, sir?”
“No, I am not.”
“Would you make the attempt, though single,” says Mr. Snagsby in a
melancholy whisper, “to speak as low as you can? For my little woman
is a-listening somewheres, or I’ll forfeit the business and five
hundred pound!”
In deep dejection Mr. Snagsby sits down on his stool, with his back
against his desk, protesting, “I never had a secret of my own, sir. I
can’t charge my memory with ever having once attempted to deceive my
little woman on my own account since she named the day. I wouldn’t
have done it, sir. Not to put too fine a point upon it, I couldn’t
have done it, I dursn’t have done it. Whereas, and nevertheless, I
find myself wrapped round with secrecy and mystery, till my life is a
burden to me.”
His visitor professes his regret to hear it and asks him does he
remember Jo. Mr. Snagsby answers with a suppressed groan, oh, don’t
he!
“You couldn’t name an individual human being—except myself—that my
little woman is more set and determined against than Jo,” says Mr.
Snagsby.
Allan asks why.
“Why?” repeats Mr. Snagsby, in his desperation clutching at the clump
of hair at the back of his bald head. “How should I know why? But you
are a single person, sir, and may you long be spared to ask a married
person such a question!”
With this beneficent wish, Mr. Snagsby coughs a cough of dismal
resignation and submits himself to hear what the visitor has to
communicate.
“There again!” says Mr. Snagsby, who, between the earnestness of his
feelings and the suppressed tones of his voice is discoloured in the
face. “At it again, in a new direction! A certain person charges me,
in the solemnest way, not to talk of Jo to any one, even my little
woman. Then comes another certain person, in the person of yourself,
and charges me, in an equally solemn way, not to mention Jo to that
other certain person above all other persons. Why, this is a private
asylum! Why, not to put too fine a point upon it, this is Bedlam,
sir!” says Mr. Snagsby.
But it is better than he expected after all, being no explosion of
the mine below him or deepening of the pit into which he has fallen.
And being tender-hearted and affected by the account he hears of Jo’s
condition, he readily engages to “look round” as early in the evening
as he can manage it quietly. He looks round very quietly when the
evening comes, but it may turn out that Mrs. Snagsby is as quiet a
manager as he.
Jo is very glad to see his old friend and says, when they are left
alone, that he takes it uncommon kind as Mr. Sangsby should come so
far out of his way on accounts of sich as him. Mr. Snagsby, touched
by the spectacle before him, immediately lays upon the table half a
crown, that magic balsam of his for all kinds of wounds.
“And how do you find yourself, my poor lad?” inquires the stationer
with his cough of sympathy.
“I am in luck, Mr. Sangsby, I am,” returns Jo, “and don’t want for
nothink. I’m more cumfbler nor you can’t think. Mr. Sangsby! I’m wery
sorry that I done it, but I didn’t go fur to do it, sir.”
The stationer softly lays down another half-crown and asks him what
it is that he is sorry for having done.
“Mr. Sangsby,” says Jo, “I went and giv a illness to the lady as wos
and yit as warn’t the t’other lady, and none of ’em never says
nothink to me for having done it, on accounts of their being ser good
and my having been s’unfortnet. The lady come herself and see me
yesday, and she ses, ‘Ah, Jo!’ she ses. ‘We thought we’d lost you,
Jo!’ she ses. And she sits down a-smilin so quiet, and don’t pass a
word nor yit a look upon me for having done it, she don’t, and I
turns agin the wall, I doos, Mr. Sangsby. And Mr. Jarnders, I see him
a-forced to turn away his own self. And Mr. Woodcot, he come fur to
giv me somethink fur to ease me, wot he’s allus a-doin’ on day and
night, and wen he come a-bending over me and a-speakin up so bold, I
see his tears a-fallin, Mr. Sangsby.”
The softened stationer deposits another half-crown on the table.
Nothing less than a repetition of that infallible remedy will relieve
his feelings.
“Wot I was a-thinkin on, Mr. Sangsby,” proceeds Jo, “wos, as you wos
able to write wery large, p’raps?”
“Yes, Jo, please God,” returns the stationer.
“Uncommon precious large, p’raps?” says Jo with eagerness.
“Yes, my poor boy.”
Jo laughs with pleasure. “Wot I wos a-thinking on then, Mr. Sangsby,
wos, that when I wos moved on as fur as ever I could go and couldn’t
be moved no furder, whether you might be so good p’raps as to write
out, wery large so that any one could see it anywheres, as that I wos
wery truly hearty sorry that I done it and that I never went fur to
do it, and that though I didn’t know nothink at all, I knowd as Mr.
Woodcot once cried over it and wos allus grieved over it, and that I
hoped as he’d be able to forgive me in his mind. If the writin could
be made to say it wery large, he might.”
“It shall say it, Jo. Very large.”
Jo laughs again. “Thankee, Mr. Sangsby. It’s wery kind of you, sir,
and it makes me more cumfbler nor I was afore.”
The meek little stationer, with a broken and unfinished cough, slips
down his fourth half-crown—he has never been so close to a case
requiring so many—and is fain to depart. And Jo and he, upon this
little earth, shall meet no more. No more.
For the cart so hard to draw is near its journey’s end and drags over
stony ground. All round the clock it labours up the broken steps,
shattered and worn. Not many times can the sun rise and behold it
still upon its weary road.
Phil Squod, with his smoky gunpowder visage, at once acts as nurse
and works as armourer at his little table in a corner, often looking
round and saying with a nod of his green-baize cap and an encouraging