Bleak House
of his conversational powers, Mr. Bucket twice or thrice repeats it
to the pipe he lights, and with a listening face that is particularly
his own. But the sun of his sociality soon recovers from this brief
eclipse and shines again.
“And this is brother, is it, my dears?” says Mr. Bucket, referring to
Quebec and Malta for information on the subject of young Woolwich.
“And a nice brother he is—half-brother I mean to say. For he’s too
old to be your boy, ma’am.”
“I can certify at all events that he is not anybody else’s,” returns
Mrs. Bagnet, laughing.
“Well, you do surprise me! Yet he’s like you, there’s no denying.
Lord, he’s wonderfully like you! But about what you may call the
brow, you know, THERE his father comes out!” Mr. Bucket compares the
faces with one eye shut up, while Mr. Bagnet smokes in stolid
satisfaction.
This is an opportunity for Mrs. Bagnet to inform him that the boy is
George’s godson.
“George’s godson, is he?” rejoins Mr. Bucket with extreme cordiality.
“I must shake hands over again with George’s godson. Godfather and
godson do credit to one another. And what do you intend to make of
him, ma’am? Does he show any turn for any musical instrument?”
Mr. Bagnet suddenly interposes, “Plays the fife. Beautiful.”
“Would you believe it, governor,” says Mr. Bucket, struck by the
coincidence, “that when I was a boy I played the fife myself? Not in
a scientific way, as I expect he does, but by ear. Lord bless you!
‘British Grenadiers’—there’s a tune to warm an Englishman up! COULD
you give us ‘British Grenadiers,’ my fine fellow?”
Nothing could be more acceptable to the little circle than this call
upon young Woolwich, who immediately fetches his fife and performs
the stirring melody, during which performance Mr. Bucket, much
enlivened, beats time and never fails to come in sharp with the
burden, “British Gra-a-anadeers!” In short, he shows so much musical
taste that Mr. Bagnet actually takes his pipe from his lips to
express his conviction that he is a singer. Mr. Bucket receives the
harmonious impeachment so modestly, confessing how that he did once
chaunt a little, for the expression of the feelings of his own bosom,
and with no presumptuous idea of entertaining his friends, that he is
asked to sing. Not to be behindhand in the sociality of the evening,
he complies and gives them “Believe Me, if All Those Endearing Young
Charms.” This ballad, he informs Mrs. Bagnet, he considers to have
been his most powerful ally in moving the heart of Mrs. Bucket when a
maiden, and inducing her to approach the altar—Mr. Bucket’s own
words are “to come up to the scratch.”
This sparkling stranger is such a new and agreeable feature in the
evening that Mr. George, who testified no great emotions of pleasure
on his entrance, begins, in spite of himself, to be rather proud of
him. He is so friendly, is a man of so many resources, and so easy to
get on with, that it is something to have made him known there. Mr.
Bagnet becomes, after another pipe, so sensible of the value of his
acquaintance that he solicits the honour of his company on the old
girl’s next birthday. If anything can more closely cement and
consolidate the esteem which Mr. Bucket has formed for the family, it
is the discovery of the nature of the occasion. He drinks to Mrs.
Bagnet with a warmth approaching to rapture, engages himself for that
day twelvemonth more than thankfully, makes a memorandum of the day
in a large black pocket-book with a girdle to it, and breathes a hope
that Mrs. Bucket and Mrs. Bagnet may before then become, in a manner,
sisters. As he says himself, what is public life without private
ties? He is in his humble way a public man, but it is not in that
sphere that he finds happiness. No, it must be sought within the
confines of domestic bliss.
It is natural, under these circumstances, that he, in his turn,
should remember the friend to whom he is indebted for so promising an
acquaintance. And he does. He keeps very close to him. Whatever the
subject of the conversation, he keeps a tender eye upon him. He waits
to walk home with him. He is interested in his very boots and
observes even them attentively as Mr. George sits smoking
cross-legged in the chimney-corner.
At length Mr. George rises to depart. At the same moment Mr. Bucket,
with the secret sympathy of friendship, also rises. He dotes upon the
children to the last and remembers the commission he has undertaken
for an absent friend.
“Respecting that second-hand wiolinceller, governor—could you
recommend me such a thing?”
“Scores,” says Mr. Bagnet.
“I am obliged to you,” returns Mr. Bucket, squeezing his hand.
“You’re a friend in need. A good tone, mind you! My friend is a
regular dab at it. Ecod, he saws away at Mozart and Handel and the
rest of the big-wigs like a thorough workman. And you needn’t,” says
Mr. Bucket in a considerate and private voice, “you needn’t commit
yourself to too low a figure, governor. I don’t want to pay too large
a price for my friend, but I want you to have your proper percentage
and be remunerated for your loss of time. That is but fair. Every man
must live, and ought to it.”
Mr. Bagnet shakes his head at the old girl to the effect that they
have found a jewel of price.
“Suppose I was to give you a look in, say, at half arter ten
to-morrow morning. Perhaps you could name the figures of a few
wiolincellers of a good tone?” says Mr. Bucket.
Nothing easier. Mr. and Mrs. Bagnet both engage to have the requisite
information ready and even hint to each other at the practicability
of having a small stock collected there for approval.
“Thank you,” says Mr. Bucket, “thank you. Good night, ma’am. Good
night, governor. Good night, darlings. I am much obliged to you for
one of the pleasantest evenings I ever spent in my life.”
They, on the contrary, are much obliged to him for the pleasure he
has given them in his company; and so they part with many expressions
of goodwill on both sides. “Now George, old boy,” says Mr. Bucket,
taking his arm at the shop-door, “come along!” As they go down the
little street and the Bagnets pause for a minute looking after them,
Mrs. Bagnet remarks to the worthy Lignum that Mr. Bucket “almost
clings to George like, and seems to be really fond of him.”
The neighbouring streets being narrow and ill-paved, it is a little
inconvenient to walk there two abreast and arm in arm. Mr. George
therefore soon proposes to walk singly. But Mr. Bucket, who cannot
make up his mind to relinquish his friendly hold, replies, “Wait half
a minute, George. I should wish to speak to you first.” Immediately
afterwards, he twists him into a public-house and into a parlour,
where he confronts him and claps his own back against the door.
“Now, George,” says Mr. Bucket, “duty is duty, and friendship is
friendship. I never want the two to clash if I can help it. I have
endeavoured to make things pleasant to-night, and I put it to you
whether I have done it or not. You must consider yourself in custody,
George.”
“Custody? What for?” returns the trooper, thunderstruck.
“Now, George,” says Mr. Bucket, urging a sensible view of the case
upon him with his fat forefinger, “duty, as you know very well, is
one thing, and conversation is another. It’s my duty to inform you
that any observations you may make will be liable to be used against
you. Therefore, George, be careful what you say. You don’t happen to
have heard of a murder?”
“Murder!”
“Now, George,” says Mr. Bucket, keeping his forefinger in an
impressive state of action, “bear in mind what I’ve said to you. I
ask you nothing. You’ve been in low spirits this afternoon. I say,
you don’t happen to have heard of a murder?”
“No. Where has there been a murder?”
“Now, George,” says Mr. Bucket, “don’t you go and commit yourself.
I’m a-going to tell you what I want you for. There has been a murder
in Lincoln’s Inn Fields—gentleman of the name of Tulkinghorn. He was
shot last night. I want you for that.”
The trooper sinks upon a seat behind him, and great drops start out
upon his forehead, and a deadly pallor overspreads his face.
“Bucket! It’s not possible that Mr. Tulkinghorn has been killed and
that you suspect ME?”
“George,” returns Mr. Bucket, keeping his forefinger going, “it is
certainly possible, because it’s the case. This deed was done last
night at ten o’clock. Now, you know where you were last night at ten
o’clock, and you’ll be able to prove it, no doubt.”
“Last night! Last night?” repeats the trooper thoughtfully. Then it
flashes upon him. “Why, great heaven, I was there last night!”
“So I have understood, George,” returns Mr. Bucket with great
deliberation. “So I have understood. Likewise you’ve been very often
there. You’ve been seen hanging about the place, and you’ve been
heard more than once in a wrangle with him, and it’s possible—I
don’t say it’s certainly so, mind you, but it’s possible—that he may
have been heard to call you a threatening, murdering, dangerous
fellow.”
The trooper gasps as if he would admit it all if he could speak.
“Now, George,” continues Mr. Bucket, putting his hat upon the table
with an air of business rather in the upholstery way than otherwise,
“my wish is, as it has been all the evening, to make things pleasant.
I tell you plainly there’s a reward out, of a hundred guineas,
offered by Sir Leicester Dedlock, Baronet. You and me have always
been pleasant together; but I have got a duty to discharge; and if
that hundred guineas is to be made, it may as well be made by me as
any other man. On all of which accounts, I should hope it was clear
to you that I must have you, and that I’m damned if I don’t have you.
Am I to call in any assistance, or is the trick done?”
Mr. George has recovered himself and stands up like a soldier.
“Come,” he says; “I am ready.”
“George,” continues Mr. Bucket, “wait a bit!” With his upholsterer
manner, as if the trooper were a window to be fitted up, he takes
from his pocket a pair of handcuffs. “This is a serious charge,
George, and such is my duty.”
The trooper flushes angrily and hesitates a moment, but holds out his
two hands, clasped together, and says, “There! Put them on!”
Mr. Bucket adjusts them in a moment. “How do you find them? Are they
comfortable? If not, say so, for I wish to make things as pleasant as
is consistent with my duty, and I’ve got another pair in my pocket.”
This remark he offers like a most respectable tradesman anxious to
execute an order neatly and to the perfect satisfaction of his
customer. “They’ll do as they are? Very well! Now, you see,
George”—he takes a cloak from a corner and begins adjusting it about
the trooper’s neck—“I was mindful of your feelings when I come out,
and brought this on purpose. There! Who’s the wiser?”
“Only I,” returns the trooper, “but as I know it, do me one more good
turn and pull my hat over my eyes.”
“Really, though! Do you mean it? Ain’t it a pity? It looks so.”
“I can’t look chance men in the face with these things on,” Mr.
George hurriedly replies. “Do, for God’s sake, pull my hat forward.”
So strongly entreated, Mr. Bucket complies, puts his own hat on, and
conducts his prize into the streets, the trooper marching on as
steadily as usual, though with his head less erect, and Mr. Bucket
steering him with his elbow over the crossings and up the turnings.
CHAPTER L
Esther’s Narrative
It happened that when I came home from Deal I found a note from Caddy
Jellyby (as we always continued to call her), informing me that her
health, which had been for some time very delicate, was worse and
that she would be more glad than she could tell me if I would go to
see her. It was a note of a few lines, written from the couch on