Bleak House
“On so slight an acquaintance, my dear. THAT’S true.”
I didn’t mean that, because Mr. Woodcourt had been at our house a
good deal altogether and had become quite intimate with my guardian.
I said so, and added that he seemed to be very clever in his
profession—we thought—and that his kindness and gentleness to Miss
Flite were above all praise.
“You do him justice!” said Mrs. Woodcourt, pressing my hand. “You
define him exactly. Allan is a dear fellow, and in his profession
faultless. I say it, though I am his mother. Still, I must confess he
is not without faults, love.”
“None of us are,” said I.
“Ah! But his really are faults that he might correct, and ought to
correct,” returned the sharp old lady, sharply shaking her head. “I
am so much attached to you that I may confide in you, my dear, as a
third party wholly disinterested, that he is fickleness itself.”
I said I should have thought it hardly possible that he could have
been otherwise than constant to his profession and zealous in the
pursuit of it, judging from the reputation he had earned.
“You are right again, my dear,” the old lady retorted, “but I don’t
refer to his profession, look you.”
“Oh!” said I.
“No,” said she. “I refer, my dear, to his social conduct. He is
always paying trivial attentions to young ladies, and always has
been, ever since he was eighteen. Now, my dear, he has never really
cared for any one of them and has never meant in doing this to do any
harm or to express anything but politeness and good nature. Still,
it’s not right, you know; is it?”
“No,” said I, as she seemed to wait for me.
“And it might lead to mistaken notions, you see, my dear.”
I supposed it might.
“Therefore, I have told him many times that he really should be more
careful, both in justice to himself and in justice to others. And he
has always said, ‘Mother, I will be; but you know me better than
anybody else does, and you know I mean no harm—in short, mean
nothing.’ All of which is very true, my dear, but is no
justification. However, as he is now gone so far away and for an
indefinite time, and as he will have good opportunities and
introductions, we may consider this past and gone. And you, my dear,”
said the old lady, who was now all nods and smiles, “regarding your
dear self, my love?”
“Me, Mrs. Woodcourt?”
“Not to be always selfish, talking of my son, who has gone to seek
his fortune and to find a wife—when do you mean to seek YOUR fortune
and to find a husband, Miss Summerson? Hey, look you! Now you blush!”
I don’t think I did blush—at all events, it was not important if I
did—and I said my present fortune perfectly contented me and I had
no wish to change it.
“Shall I tell you what I always think of you and the fortune yet to
come for you, my love?” said Mrs. Woodcourt.
“If you believe you are a good prophet,” said I.
“Why, then, it is that you will marry some one very rich and very
worthy, much older—five and twenty years, perhaps—than yourself.
And you will be an excellent wife, and much beloved, and very happy.”
“That is a good fortune,” said I. “But why is it to be mine?”
“My dear,” she returned, “there’s suitability in it—you are so busy,
and so neat, and so peculiarly situated altogether that there’s
suitability in it, and it will come to pass. And nobody, my love,
will congratulate you more sincerely on such a marriage than I
shall.”
It was curious that this should make me uncomfortable, but I think it
did. I know it did. It made me for some part of that night
uncomfortable. I was so ashamed of my folly that I did not like to
confess it even to Ada, and that made me more uncomfortable still. I
would have given anything not to have been so much in the bright old
lady’s confidence if I could have possibly declined it. It gave me
the most inconsistent opinions of her. At one time I thought she was
a story-teller, and at another time that she was the pink of truth.
Now I suspected that she was very cunning, next moment I believed her
honest Welsh heart to be perfectly innocent and simple. And after
all, what did it matter to me, and why did it matter to me? Why could
not I, going up to bed with my basket of keys, stop to sit down by
her fire and accommodate myself for a little while to her, at least
as well as to anybody else, and not trouble myself about the harmless
things she said to me? Impelled towards her, as I certainly was, for
I was very anxious that she should like me and was very glad indeed
that she did, why should I harp afterwards, with actual distress and
pain, on every word she said and weigh it over and over again in
twenty scales? Why was it so worrying to me to have her in our house,
and confidential to me every night, when I yet felt that it was
better and safer somehow that she should be there than anywhere else?
These were perplexities and contradictions that I could not account
for. At least, if I could—but I shall come to all that by and by,
and it is mere idleness to go on about it now.
So when Mrs. Woodcourt went away, I was sorry to lose her but was
relieved too. And then Caddy Jellyby came down, and Caddy brought
such a packet of domestic news that it gave us abundant occupation.
First Caddy declared (and would at first declare nothing else) that I
was the best adviser that ever was known. This, my pet said, was no
news at all; and this, I said, of course, was nonsense. Then Caddy
told us that she was going to be married in a month and that if Ada
and I would be her bridesmaids, she was the happiest girl in the
world. To be sure, this was news indeed; and I thought we never
should have done talking about it, we had so much to say to Caddy,
and Caddy had so much to say to us.
It seemed that Caddy’s unfortunate papa had got over his
bankruptcy—“gone through the Gazette,” was the expression Caddy
used, as if it were a tunnel—with the general clemency and
commiseration of his creditors, and had got rid of his affairs in
some blessed manner without succeeding in understanding them, and had
given up everything he possessed (which was not worth much, I should
think, to judge from the state of the furniture), and had satisfied
every one concerned that he could do no more, poor man. So, he had
been honourably dismissed to “the office” to begin the world again.
What he did at the office, I never knew; Caddy said he was a
“custom-house and general agent,” and the only thing I ever
understood about that business was that when he wanted money more
than usual he went to the docks to look for it, and hardly ever found
it.
As soon as her papa had tranquillized his mind by becoming this shorn
lamb, and they had removed to a furnished lodging in Hatton Garden
(where I found the children, when I afterwards went there, cutting
the horse hair out of the seats of the chairs and choking themselves
with it), Caddy had brought about a meeting between him and old Mr.
Turveydrop; and poor Mr. Jellyby, being very humble and meek, had
deferred to Mr. Turveydrop’s deportment so submissively that they had
become excellent friends. By degrees, old Mr. Turveydrop, thus
familiarized with the idea of his son’s marriage, had worked up his
parental feelings to the height of contemplating that event as being
near at hand and had given his gracious consent to the young couple
commencing housekeeping at the academy in Newman Street when they
would.
“And your papa, Caddy. What did he say?”
“Oh! Poor Pa,” said Caddy, “only cried and said he hoped we might get
on better than he and Ma had got on. He didn’t say so before Prince,
he only said so to me. And he said, ‘My poor girl, you have not been
very well taught how to make a home for your husband, but unless you
mean with all your heart to strive to do it, you had better murder
him than marry him—if you really love him.’”
“And how did you reassure him, Caddy?”
“Why, it was very distressing, you know, to see poor Pa so low and
hear him say such terrible things, and I couldn’t help crying myself.
But I told him that I DID mean it with all my heart and that I hoped
our house would be a place for him to come and find some comfort in
of an evening and that I hoped and thought I could be a better
daughter to him there than at home. Then I mentioned Peepy’s coming
to stay with me, and then Pa began to cry again and said the children
were Indians.”
“Indians, Caddy?”
“Yes,” said Caddy, “wild Indians. And Pa said”—here she began to
sob, poor girl, not at all like the happiest girl in the world—“that
he was sensible the best thing that could happen to them was their
being all tomahawked together.”
Ada suggested that it was comfortable to know that Mr. Jellyby did
not mean these destructive sentiments.
“No, of course I know Pa wouldn’t like his family to be weltering in
their blood,” said Caddy, “but he means that they are very
unfortunate in being Ma’s children and that he is very unfortunate in
being Ma’s husband; and I am sure that’s true, though it seems
unnatural to say so.”
I asked Caddy if Mrs. Jellyby knew that her wedding-day was fixed.
“Oh! You know what Ma is, Esther,” she returned. “It’s impossible to
say whether she knows it or not. She has been told it often enough;
and when she IS told it, she only gives me a placid look, as if I was
I don’t know what—a steeple in the distance,” said Caddy with a
sudden idea; “and then she shakes her head and says ‘Oh, Caddy,
Caddy, what a tease you are!’ and goes on with the Borrioboola
letters.”
“And about your wardrobe, Caddy?” said I. For she was under no
restraint with us.
“Well, my dear Esther,” she returned, drying her eyes, “I must do the
best I can and trust to my dear Prince never to have an unkind
remembrance of my coming so shabbily to him. If the question
concerned an outfit for Borrioboola, Ma would know all about it and
would be quite excited. Being what it is, she neither knows nor
cares.”
Caddy was not at all deficient in natural affection for her mother,
but mentioned this with tears as an undeniable fact, which I am
afraid it was. We were sorry for the poor dear girl and found so much
to admire in the good disposition which had survived under such
discouragement that we both at once (I mean Ada and I) proposed a
little scheme that made her perfectly joyful. This was her staying
with us for three weeks, my staying with her for one, and our all
three contriving and cutting out, and repairing, and sewing, and
saving, and doing the very best we could think of to make the most of
her stock. My guardian being as pleased with the idea as Caddy was,
we took her home next day to arrange the matter and brought her out
again in triumph with her boxes and all the purchases that could be
squeezed out of a ten-pound note, which Mr. Jellyby had found in the
docks I suppose, but which he at all events gave her. What my
guardian would not have given her if we had encouraged him, it would
be difficult to say, but we thought it right to compound for no more
than her wedding-dress and bonnet. He agreed to this compromise, and
if Caddy had ever been happy in her life, she was happy when we sat
down to work.
She was clumsy enough with her needle, poor girl, and pricked her
fingers as much as she had been used to ink them. She could not help
reddening a little now and then, partly with the smart and partly
with vexation at being able to do no better, but she soon got over
that and began to improve rapidly. So day after day she, and my
darling, and my little maid Charley, and a milliner out of the town,
and I, sat hard at work, as pleasantly as possible.
Over and above this, Caddy was very anxious “to learn housekeeping,”
as she said. Now, mercy upon us! The idea of her learning
housekeeping of a person of my vast experience was such a joke that I