Changeling, and Other Stories
as a rich farmer, and they had a title, and they were not intolerably
proud.
If you were to meet a very red-faced man in tweeds and with a heavy
stick, at the Curragh races, betting modest sovereigns, and were told
that he was the Earl of Mount Kyteler, you would feel that there was
something wrong. He had not that terrible courtesy of the earls and
better sort of dukes which makes you feel like a clodhopper, no matter
from which particular Irish king you claim direct descent. He was too
human, too decent an old skate; you chuckled when you thought of a
coronet cocked rakishly over that red, weather-beaten face.
Oh, but Lady Margery! that was different!
Her appearance I could describe to you: the close-bound black hair, the
face like some rain-washed flower, the dark luminous eyes and laughing
lips, the balanced neck, the body that was half boy's and half young
woman's. All that means nothing, but if I say that when she appeared
there was a chime like an old silver bell, such antique sweetness came
upon the air ... the feet that never seemed to touch the ground, her
long, white, quiet hands. How that old-world title fitted her,
described her! Not demure miss, not buxom mistress, but the Lady
Margery Kyteler.
How important it is for me to bring her back, to have her real for an
instant in the clear air! But not as a necromancer under the
glittering stars, with circle and acolyte, fire, sword, and crown,
saying terrible words--Here be the symbols of secret things, the flags
and banners of God the Conqueror, the weapons to compel the aerial
potencies--and have that sweet face come white and fearful in the gray
dawn. I would have her seen with her merry smile, her feet that moved
lightly, as to hidden music, her long quiet hands. For all her boyish
strong body, there was such harmony and light, one knew that beyond the
body was something that would not die with the years--no more than the
sun dies when it drops into the sea, or the sweet, friendly moon. To
see her was more than miracles; she convinced better than the fathers
of the church.
Very unconsciously she did all this. And very embarrassed she would
have been and a little mad she would have thought one, had she been
told she was an argument for eternity. Know her to be eternal, but see
her playing with a terrier, pulling its tail, its ears, and clipping it
deftly under the jaw as it snapped playfully. Or stroking the sleek
neck of a horse, and talking to it as horses love to be talked to, or
kneeling to comfort some crying child of the people, and wooing it back
to happiness by being very happy herself....
III
Now by the ordinance of time and nature the old earl was quietly
gathered to his forbears--to Gilles de Kyteler, who came over to
Ireland with Strongbow; to Piers Kyteler, who could run against a horse
for five miles; to Dame Alice Kyteler, whose name is still used to
frighten little children; to Fulke, or the bastard Kyteler, who joined
with Silken Thomas in rebellion; Hugh, who lost the family money in the
South Sea Bubble; to another Pierce, who backed Boxer Donelly, the
Irishman, against the English champion, Cooper, for a thousand
pounds--and won!--to Hugh, who grew rare tulips, and to Patrick, of
whom it was said he was the stupidest man in Ireland. Some one has
written a book about the family; possibly it's worth reading, probably
not.
And now of the family of the Earls of Mount Kyteler there was only one
left, the Lady Margery Kyteler, and she was alone in the world.
Except for the ordinary natural grief for the old earl, whom she loved
and liked, she did n't mind being alone. Mount Kyteler had now only
seven servants, an ancient cook and two equally ancient maids, a
gardener so ancient as to need an assistant, who was himself so verging
on the ancient that it was a puzzle as to what assistance he could
give. There were a couple of lads in the stable, lads of fifty, a
groom, and a coachman, the coachman assuming the livery of butler on
great occasions, such as in Horse Show Week. Ancient grumbling people
they all were, who were united only in this, that they loved her.
Among themselves there were always ancient grudges, present fights.
And instead of her ruling them, they ruled her with a terrible tyranny.
The old cook below-stairs was forever complaining of the great work to
be done, and refusing to have any help given her.
"Is it bringing in another you 'd be and me here child and woman for
fifty years? Twelve years old I was when they brought me into the
pantry and set me to cleaning knives, and now it's on top of me you 'd
be bringing some streel you 'd be getting out of a register's office, a
woman does be following the tinkers to the Country Wicklow, mad with
love. Och, to think of the insult put on me this day! _Wirra, is
thrue_!"
"Sure, it 's only to help you, Peggy."
"And what help would I be needing, me that's the fine, supple woman, in
the prime o' my years! Ne'er a day over sixty I am, and thirty hard
years' work in me still."
"But you were complaining, Peggy."
"Sure, 't was only to keep my mind active I was."
The old gardener could be terrible, with his face like an apple and his
bent back. He watched her as he might watch a thieving boy.
"Now, if it's a thing you 'd be wanting chrysanthemums, my lady, would
n't it be the right and proper thing for you to be coming to me, that's
the head gardener of this garden, and if it's a thing there 's
chrysanthemums in it, you 'll get them, and if it's a thing there 's no
chrysanthemums in it, you won't."
"I thought I 'd save you trouble, Darby."
"And what trouble would you be saving me, my Lady, by destroying the
symmetry of the design? All the work that 's on me, and ne'er a hand's
turn do I get from the young fellow that's the assistant. Devil the
hand's turn he 's done in all the forty-three years he 's been here,
barring playing the bagpipes in the greenhouse and talking about the
good ould times. I mind the time your grandfather was in it, my
Lady--a real gentleman him. He would n't put a hand on an apple, or a
gooseberry itself, without asking the head gardener's permission."
Also were the two ancient maids problems in their way. They were
forever sniffing at each other, and complaining of each other to
Margery.
"If your Ladyship would be so kind as to give Rose Ann a tip about her
conduct, 't would be a mercy so. For the queer way she does be acting
with the postman is no credit to this house at all. New ribbons in her
cap, indeed, looking for love, when she ought to be making her peace
with God and man."
But Rose Ann had the same story.
"If your Ladyship pleases, a wee word to Ellen would not be out of the
way. 'T is the postman, your Ladyship, has been complaining bitterly.
'Ma'am,' says he to me, 'would you be telling a secret?' 'If so be as
I know it,' says I, 'I will.' 'Is that one,' says he, 'right in her
head?' 'Is it Ellen you mean?' says I. ''T is that same,' says he.
''T is that has been puzzling myself, but why do you ask?' say I. ''T
is the dirty look she has in her eye,' says he, 'and the queer
conversation is at her. "'T is the world's wonder you never married,"
she does be telling me, "and you the fine lad you are."' Your Ladyship
should speak to her. You should so."
"I will, Rose Ann."
But worst of all were the quarrels between the coachman and the groom.
The coachman was a fine, florid man, and the groom was a wizened little
troll who had once been a jockey. The coachman was always in decent
black, the groom in corduroys. They were forever arguing on
everything, from politics to horses. Once Lady Margery had come into
the yard to see the groom stepping around like a bantam boxer, his
hands up, his feet tapping the ground like a dancer's.
"Put up your hands!" he was shouting. "Put up your hands!"
"Go 'way t' the divil out o' that!"
"Come on if you 're fit! Come on if you 're man enough! I 'll give
you a beating you 've been spoiling for for the last thirty years."
"Go 'way t' the divil out o' that!"
"I will not go 'way out o' that. It's fight I want. I 'm boiling mad
for one clout at your ugly gob."
"Will you whisht!" The coachman had seen Lady Margery.
"I will not whisht. Put up your hands! I 'll not stop till I 'm dug
out of ye!"
"Kelleher, Brady, what's this?"
The groom dropped his fighting attitude and pulled off his cap.
"'T is just a foolish wee argument we were having, m'lady. I was
telling this bloody old cod--begging your pardon, m'lady, for giving
him his right name--that Lynchehaun the murderer was by rights a cousin
to my mother's people, and he said that it was n't in either side of my
family to produce a fine murdering man like the same Lynchehaun. So I
up and gives him a tip about himself and his drunken old mother...."
"Kelleher!"
"Not that I know anything about her, m'lady, but I just thought that if
he had any pride, it would cut him to the quick!"
IV
Nobody in the world but herself, she thought often, could have kept
them. But if she sent them away, where would they go? The old
gardener--could he last away from the soil he had tended with the care
of parents?
And the maids would be lost in a modern world. And for all that the
two men in the stable fought, they loved each other in a strange way.
She couldn't pension them off; and, also, they got their work done in a
surprisingly efficient manner.
And, besides, she could not see new servants in the old house. The
maids were as much part of the place as the portraits of dead Kytelers
on the walls. They had blended into a mellow composition. They all
loved her in their queer selfish way, depended on her for vitality.
She could hardly go on visits any more, so much did they grumble.
"Sure, it is n't to England you 'd be going, my lady, and the grand
house you have of your own!" And not only the servants but the old
drowsing dog, Sheila, the little Scottie bitch, who was drawing on
fourteen years old and nearly blind, and the foxhound puppies, who
waited for her when she was n't there, and ancient Fenian, the old
steeplechaser, who was near ending his days. All these laid imploring
hands on her.
Her mother she had not known, the countess dying when Margery was not
yet two; and the earl had never married again. But the house had been
a mother to her. The deep drawing-room, the heavy formal dining-room,
the little sitting-room so bright. There was no place in the world so
comfortable as the drawing-room of Mount Kyteler in the winter
evenings, with the portraits blinking in the light of candles in their
silver sticks and the glimmer of the sea-coal in the grate. And her
own room at night, on moonlight nights, whence she could see Dublin Bay
shine silver and the dark trees bending in the breeze from Three Rock
Mountain.
Every tree she knew; every tree had for her a personality. The copper
beech was friendly and kindly, the rowan-trees aloof but kindly, the
oaks majestic but clumsily kindly; the apple-trees were smiling. All
the flowers she knew, all the shrubs. They had seen her stumble as a
child of two, they had seen her rollick as a child of seven, they had
seen her dream at ten, and grow ugly at twelve, and grow pretty in her
late teens, and at twenty beautiful, and now beautiful and assured.
In no other country than Ireland, in no other city than Dublin could
such beauty and grace exist alone in an old house. They would have
fêted her, made merry with her, married her. A young beauty in an
ancient house with grizzled servants. But in Ireland a great beauty
has so many competitors for the songs of the poets, the passion of the
young men. There is the biting excitement of treason, politics charged