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Cole's Funny Picture Book No. 1

E. W. Cole

That her poor little heart was broken, And so her head broke too. Oh, my baby! my little baby! I wish my head had been hit! For I've hit it over and over, And it hasn't cracked a bit. But since the darling is dead, She'll want to be buried of course; We will take my little wagon, Nurse, And you shall be the horse; And I'll walk behind and cry; And we'll put her in this--you see, This dear little box--and we'll bury Them under the maple tree. And papa will make a tombstone, Like the one he made for my bird; And he'll put what I tell him on it-- Yes, every single word! I shall say: "Here lies Hildegarde, A beautiful doll that is dead; She died of a broken heart, And a dreadful crack in her head." Margaret Vandegrift Dolly's Doctor Dolly, my darling, is dreadfully sick; Oh, dear! what shall I do? Despatch to the doctor a telephone quick To bring her a remedy new. Hush! that is the doctor's tap! tap! tap! Don't make such a terrible noise-- Don't you see how the darling lies still on my lap, And never looks up at you boys! Come, doctor, and tell me now just what you think Would be best for my darling so sweet. 'Give dolly a bucket of water to drink, In a bowl of hot gruel put her feet.'
Illustration note[Illustration: Giving Sick Dolly Medicine.]
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Illustration note[Illustration: Dollies Courting.]
Christening Dolly See, this is my Christmas dolly, Two weeks ago she came; And, oh! the trouble I have had To find a pretty name. At first I thought of Marguerite-- A French name, meaning "pearl"-- But Nellie said, "Oh! that's too stiff For such a graceful girl." And then I mentioned, one by one, Susanna, Ruth, and Poll, "But they are too old-fashioned names Said Nell, "to suit your doll." So the next day I got a great big book, And searched it through and through, Then shook my head and sadly said: "There's not one name will do." My brother Tom was sitting near, He raised his eyes and smiled; "Why, Pussy dear," he kindly said, "Suppose I name your child." "Oh! will you Brother Tom?" I cried, And then I hugged him, so; (hugging her doll.) "We'll play you are the parson That christens folks, you know." So then, he took her in his arms And solemnly and slow He said: "This baby's name shall be Miss Josephine, or Jo." And there, before I knew it, My baby had a name; And what I like about it, is, That mine is just the same. E.C. and J.T. Rook The Dollies Visit Three little girls brought each a doll, To pass an afternoon; The dresses all were soon displayed, Their bangles made a tune; And when they parted to go home, One young girl shrewdly said: "Our dollies have behaved real nice-- They have no scandal spread." W. The Little Girl Over The Way Whenever I'm tired of reading, Or lonely in my play, I come to the window here, and watch The little girl over the way. But she will not look nor listen, Nor stand for a moment still; And though I watch her the livelong day, I'm afraid she never will. For some day some one will buy her, And carry her quite away;-- She is only a doll in a great glass-case, The little girl over the way. Maggie's Talk to Doll My dolly dear, Come sit up here! And say why you don't cry. I've struck your head Against the bed, And cracked your pretty eye, My dolly dear, Do sit up here, And let me see your face; And say, my pet, Why you don't fret Now Pug has got your place. My pretty Poll My dear, dear doll, Why don't you eat or talk? Like sister Jane, And Sally Blane, And then go for a walk? You have an eye, But never cry, And lips, but never prattle; You've fingers ten, Like brother Ben, But never shake the rattle. You never eat, Nor drink, nor sleep, Nor move unless you're carried: And when I pinch, You never flinch, Nor say that you are worried. Minnie to Dolly Your hair is so pretty, Your eyes are so blue, Your cheeks are so rosy, Your frock is so new, You're the prettiest dolly I ever did see. Though your hair is so pretty, And your eyes are so blue, I'd rather be Minnie Than I would be you, For you can't see the flowers When they come up in spring; You can't hear the birdies, How sweetly they sing; Nor run out of doors To look in the sky, And see the white clouds As they pass swiftly by. You've no kind of papa Or mamma to be near, To love you and teach you; So, dolly, my dear, Though your cheeks are so rosy, And your dress is so new, I'd rather be Minnie Than I would be you. My Dolly My Dolly, Polly Angelina Brown, Has a pretty little bonnet, And a pretty little gown; A pretty little bonnet, With a lovely feather on it; Oh, there's not another like it To be found in all the town! My Dolly, Polly, is a precious little pet; Her eyes are bright as jewels, And her hair is black as jet; I hug her, and I kiss her! And oh, how I should miss her If she were taken from me; Oh how I should grieve and fret! My little brother Charley, Says my Dolly is "a muff," And he calls her other horrid names Though that is bad enough; And though he's very clever, I never, no, I never Let him handle her or dandle her, For boys, you know, are rough. My Dolly's always smiling; She was never known to frown. And she looks so very charming In her Sunday hat and gown. You really ought to see her To get a good idea Of the beauty of my Dolly, Polly Angelina Brown. Dolly's Wedding Come along; come along; The rain has gone away. Dingle-dong! dingle dong; It is Dolly's wedding-day! Charley has got his night-gown on. Mary has put the chairs: Charley is the clergyman Who'll marry them up-stairs. Come along; come along; The rain has gone away. Dingle-dong! dingle dong; It is Dolly's wedding-day! Sambo has got an old white hat, And a coat with but one tail; Sambo's face is very black, Dolly's is rather pale. Come along; come along; The rain has gone away. Dingle-dong! dingle dong; It is Dolly's wedding-day! Sambo has got a woolly pate, Dolly has golden hair. When Sambo marries Dolly, They'll be a funny pair! Come along; come along; The rain has gone away. Dingle-dong! dingle dong; It is Dolly's wedding-day!
Illustration note[Illustration: Wedding For Dolls.]
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Illustration note[Illustration: Dollies in School.]
My Doll I found my old dolls In the attic to-day, In a box where I long ago Laid them away. It was silly, I know, But 'twas such a surprise, The sight of their faces Brought tears to my eyes. There was poor little Flossie, With azure eyes closed. For many a month She had quietly dozed, In the little silk gown In which I last dressed her-- That time was brought back So I stopped and caressed her; And then, as I raised her, She opened her eyes, And stared at her mother In such sad surprise That I kissed her and laid Her again in her place To keep her reproachful Blue eyes off my face. And next I uncovered My little bisque Mabel, To meet whose brown eyes I was still more unable. There gaze was surprised, But exceedingly mild, My poor little, dear little, Led-away child! And I kissed her, her face Looked so childish and sweet, And I held for a moment Her little kid feet, For her stockings were scattered, And so were her shoes, And then, when I found them, They gave me the blues. I kissed her, and laid her Back in the box, but She looked at me still (For her eyes would not shut) And hastily covering Her face from my sight, I searched till wax Elsie I brought to the light. Now, that poor little doll Was only my niece, Her eyes were dark blue And her curls white as fleece But her nose was so flat, 'Twas no longer a nose, And her wax cheeks had faded And lost all their rose. From losing her sawdust Her body was slender, Yet for those very reasons My kiss was more tender, And I laid the poor thing Away with a sigh, And feeling, I must say, Like having a cry. One big doll was missing,-- My dear Rosabel,-- How much I did love her, I really can't tell. It is painful, indeed, To be talking about, But I loved her so much That I quite wore her out. Well, well, I am older, But I'm sure I'm not glad. The thought of those old times, In fact makes me sad. And, although the feeling Is silly, I know, I cannot help sighing: "Oh! why did I grow?" Bertha Gerneaux Davis
Illustration note[Illustration: Mistress Of Four Dollies.]
Mistress Of Four Dollies This little girl, I'm glad to say, Is eight years old this very day. She makes a hat for the little "Doll," And puts in it a feather tall. One doll is large, and one is small, Another short another tall. She talks to them. They won't obey, And then she says, "You cannot play." Grandmamma's Visit With grandma's cap upon her head, And spectacles on her nose, And grandma's shawl upon her back, Grace to her sister goes. "My dear grandchild, although I am Now getting very old, I've toddled all this way to ask About your Dolly's cold." "Dear Grandmamma, I thank you much, And I am glad to say She had a good sound sleep last night, And is quite well to-day." Lucy's Dolls Five little dolls To claim my care To fix their clothes And comb their hair; Five little dolls To dress and keep And put away Each night to sleep. I don't think grown Folks ever know What troubles small Folks undergo; I have to cook To please all five-- I wonder much That I'm alive!
Illustration note[Illustration: Lucy and her Dolls.]
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Illustration note[Illustration: Please Mend my Dolly.]
Dolly Is Dead I can't help crying! Oh dear! My doll is dead, I fear, Yes, she must be dead, For she's lost her head, And she looks so horribly queer. But they say our doctor's a clever man, I'll get him to put on her head if he can. The Doll Show (For seven little girls--six with dolls. The seventh to be the judge.) _First girl enters, with doll in her arms._ We're going to have a dolly show, This very afternoon-- The little girls will bring their dolls, (I think they'll be here soon), And then we'll have such lots of fun, We'll place them in a row, And the one the judge declares the best Will take the prize, you know. My dolly is all ready, I've dressed her as a bride; Don't she look sweet; She'll take the prize, Of that I'm satisfied. _Places her doll on a bench or chair, and takes a seat._ _Second Girl_ Oh, such a time as I have had, I thought I would be late; I took so very, very long To dress my little Kate, But here she is, my infant doll, So white, and clean, and pure,