About this book

Cole's Funny Picture Book No. 1

E. W. Cole

Are all good names for dolls. Dina, Mina, Nina, Vina and Zina, Adar, Badar, Kadar, Nadar and Zadar, Bira, Ira, Kira, Lira, Mira and Sira, Chloe, Floe, Joey, Loe, Moe and Zoe, Agg, Dagg, Greig, Mag, Peg and Zag, Bell, Hal, Lal, Mell, Nell and Sal, Jim, Kim, Nim, Sim, Tim, Vim and Zim, Ann, Dan, Fan, Jan, Nan, Pan and San, Are all good names for dolls. E. W. Cole
Illustration note[Illustration: Mother and Father Debating on what to call Baby.]
[Page 57--Name Land] _All Old Dollies should be hunted up and Named._ Three Hundred more Names for Dollies, Doggies, Pussies, and Babies. Abigail and Abihail, Allamlech & Anammelech, Azariah and Hezekiah, Boyetta and Joyetta, Hosea and Josea, Baxter and Dexter, Deleus and Peleus, Borcas and Dorcas, Are all good names for dolls. Dickylene and Mickylene, Dicketta and Micketta, Bennylene and Rennielene, Billyetta and Willyetta, Daddylene and Laddilene, Dinahlene and Ninalene, Claudelene and Maudelene, Ruthetta and Truthetta, Are all good names for dolls. Ducylene and Lucylene, Jinnyetta and Winnyetta, Fidalene and Idalene, Adalene and Saidalene, Beckylene and Jackylene, Arthuretta & Marthuretta, Claudelena and Maudelena, Marianetta and Sarianetta, Are all good names for dolls. Elizalene and Erizalene, Coraetta and Doraetta, Millylene and Tillylene, Simonetta and Timonetta, Lucyetta and Nucyetta, Marylene and Sarylene, Lubyetta and Rubyetta, Claralene and Sarahlene, Are all good names for dolls. Bennyetta and Jennyetta, Gladdilena and Paddylena, Maryetta and Sarietta, Borgialene and Georgialene, Cyliene and Lyliene, Maxalene and Rexaline, Maxetta and Rexetta, Maxabella and Rexabella, Are all good names for dolls. Selina and Serena, Sallyetta and Vallyetta, Iralena and Myralena, Bessielena and Jessielena, Honeylene and Moneylene, Bertielina and Gertielina, Gilbertine and Wilbertine, Julietta and Tulietta, Are all good names for dolls. Biddylene and Liddylene, Edwardetta & Tedwardetta, Bertielene and Gertieline, Henryetta and Kenryetta, Carrielene and Harrylene, Bennylene and Glennylene, Nellyetta and Sellyetta, Bobbielene and Robbielene, Are all good names for dolls. Cornelia and Cordelia, Sundaylena & Mondaylena, Hellen and Tellin, Angelus and Vangelus, Saletta and Valetta, Irene and Ilene, Kittylene and Mytilene, Iralius and Myralius, Are all good names for dolls.
Illustration note[Illustration: Pussies have Thrown Dolly out of the Cradle.]
Southetta and Louthetta, Melbalena and Selbalena, Lidneylena & Sydneylena, Adelena and Madelena, Mirthelena and Perthalena, Brisbanetta and Lisbonetta, Rasmanetta & Tasmanetta, Lowrylena and Maorilena, Are all good names for dolls. Dollybel, Mollybel and Pollybel, Catilius, Matilius, and Patilius, Cinalene, Hinalene and Linalene, Bess, Chess, Hess and Zess, Didas, Fidas and Midas, Linalene, Winalene and Zinalene, Dillius, Millius and Fillius, Hestor, Lestor and Nestor, Are all good names for dolls. Dollyus, Mollyus and Pollyus, Lene, Mene, Tene and Vene, Basalene, Masalene and Vasalene, Lucia, Mucia and Nucia, Danope, Fanope and Panope, Hero, Nero, Pero and Thero, Ida, Sida, Vida and Zida, Hictor, Rictor and Victor, Are all good names for dolls. Belus, Helus, Nelus and Zelus, Eno, Leno and Zeno, Daniel, Ananial and Nathaniel, Abel, Jabel, Mabal and Nabal, Kish, Mish and Wish, Dolletta, Molletta and Polletta, Haletta, Naletta and Saletta, Barryetta, Harryetta & Larryetta, Are all good names for dolls.
Illustration note[Illustration: Girl with Dolls--Sheltering from Rain.]
Abeletta, Mabeletta & Nabeletta, Lilyetta, Millyetta and Tillyetta, Bonalene, Jonahlene & Monalene, Deolene, Neolene and Leolene, Jimmylene, Simmylene, Timmylene, Ino, Dino, Kino and Mino, Dana, Hana, Jana and Nana, Are all good names for dolls. Annetta, Fanetta and Nanetta, Edicus, Tedicus and Fredicus, Eddyetta, Teddyetta & Freddyetta, Emilus, Remilus and Zemilus, Faula, Paula and Saula, Callio, Sallio and Vallio, Delios, Helios and Melios, Deo, Leo, Neo and Zeo, Are all good names for dolls. Dollian, Mollian and Pollian, Dorabella, Florabella, Norabella, Lilo, Milo, Philo, Silo and Tilo, Bella, Kella, Nella and Stella, Dollyetta, Lollyetta & Nollyetta, Sunnylena, Honeylena, Moneylena, Moonelena, Noonelena, Doonelena, Stellalena, Bellalena & Ellalena, Are all good names for dolls. E.W.C.
Illustration note[Illustration: Girl Scolding Dog for breaking Dolly.]
_P.S. Nebuchadnezzar and Nebuchadrezzar,_ _Wandiligong & Croajingoalong,_ _Are four good names for pussies._ [Page 58--Temper Land]
Illustration note[Illustration: A Bad-Tempered Baby Boy.]
Good Mamma Love, come and sit upon my knee, And give me kisses, one, two, three, And tell me whether you love me. My baby. For this I'm sure, that I love you, And many, many things I do, And many an hour I sit and sew For baby. And then at night I lie awake, Thinking of things that I can make, And trouble that I mean to take For baby. An when you're good and do not cry, Nor into angry passions fly, You can't think how papa and I Love baby. But if my little child should grow To be a naughty child, I know 'Twould grieve mamma to serve her so, My baby. And when you saw me pale and thin, By grieving for my baby's sin, I think you'd wish that you had been A better baby. How They Made Up Two naughty little people Had a quarrel one sad day, Each said that with the other, She never more would play. And so upon each other Their little backs they turned, And all the old time fondness Alas! they coldly spurned. But oh! their angry hearts grew weary, The anger died away, Each hoped that soon the other Would have a word to say. Each waited, oh! how sadly! Each moved a little near, And each "around the corner" Began, at last, to peer. Then Nellie held her dolly To Annie with a smile: "You may have it if you want to. An play with it awhile." Then Annie quickly followed The rule she knew was right: "I've got an apple, Nellie, I'll give you a big bite." And somehow the sweet faces Met fair and square at last, And kisses sweet and loving Sent the quarrel flying fast. Little Whimpy Whimpy, little Whimpy, Cried so much one day; His grandma couldn't stand it, And his mother ran away! He was waiting by the window When they all came home to tea. And a gladder boy than Whimpy, You never need hope to see!
Illustration note[Illustration: A Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Girl.]
Master Cross Patch Cross Patch, cross Patch, What's the matter now? Why that wail of fretfulness, And a scowl upon your brow? Milk upset and wasted! Water in your plate, No one's sorry, old cross Patch, For your wretched fate. You began the morning With a frown, my lad And every word that you have said Has made your mother sad. And by your pettish temper, You've spoiled your breakfast, too. Cross Patch, cross Patch, No one pities you. Sulky Sarah Why is Sarah standing there, Leaning down upon a chair, With such an angry lip and brow? I wonder what's the matter now. Come here my dear and tell me true, It is because I spoke to you About the work you'd done so slow, That you are standing fretting so? Why then, indeed, I'm grieved to see, That you can so ill-tempered be: You make your fault a great deal worse By being angry and perverse. Oh! how much better 'twould appear, To see you shed a humble tear, And then to hear you meekly say, "I'll not do so another day." Jane Taylor
Illustration note[Illustration: Sulking Girl.]
[Page 59--Temper Land]
Illustration note[Illustration: A Naughty Bad-Tempered Boy who broke his Sister's Playthings.]
A New Year's Gift A charming present comes from town, A baby-house quite neat; With kitchen, parlours, dining-room, And chambers, all complete. A gift to Emma and to Rose, From grandpa it came; The little Rosa smil'd delight, And Emma did the same. They eagerly examin'd all-- The furniture was gay; And in the rooms they plac'd their dolls, When dress'd in fine array. At night, their little candles lit, And as they must be fed, To supper down the dolls were plac'd, And then were put to bed. Thus Rose and Emma pass'd each hour Devoted to their play; And long were cheerful, happy, kind-- No cross disputes had they. Till Rose in baby-house would change The chairs which were below "This carpet they would better suit; I think I'll have it so." "No, no indeed," her sister said, "I'm older, Rose, than you; And I'm the pet--the house is mine: Miss, what I say is true." The quarrel grew to such a height, Mamma she heard the noise, And coming in, beheld the floor All strew'd with broken toys. "O fie, my Emma! naughty Rose! Say, why this sulk and pout? Remember this is New Year's Day, And both are going out." Now Betty calls the little girls To come upstairs and dress: They still revile, with threats And angry rage express. But just prepar'd to leave their room, Persisting yet in strife, Rose sick'ning fell on Betty's lap. As void of sense or life. Mamma appear'd at Betty's call-- John for the doctor goes; The measles, he begins to think, Dread symptoms all disclose. "But though I stay, my Emma, you May go and spend the day." "O no, mamma," replied the child, "Do suffer me to stay. "Beside my sister's bed I'll sit, And watch her with such care, "No pleasure can I e'er enjoy, Till she my pleasure share. "How silly now seems our dispute, Not one of us she knows; How pale she looks, how hard she breathes, Poor pretty little Rose!" Adelaide Taylor Quarrelling Let dogs delight to bark and bite, For God hath made them so Let bears and lions growl and fight, For 'tis their nature too. Dr Watts Angry Words Poison-drops of care and sorrow, Bitter poison-drops are they, Weaving for the coming morrow, Saddest memories of to-day. Angry words, oh! let them never From the tongue unbridled slip; May the heart's best impulse ever Check them ere they soil the lip. Love is much too pure and holy, Friendship is too sacred far, For a moment's reckless folly Thus to desolate and mar. Angry words are lightly spoken, Bitterest thoughts are rashly stirred, Brightest links of life are broken, By a single angry word. The Tear And The Smile A little tear and a little smile Set out to run a race; We watched them closely all the while-- Their course was baby's face. The little tear he got the start We really feared he'd win, He ran so fast and made a dart Straight for her dimpled chin. But somehow, it was very queer, We watched them all the while-- The little, shining, fretful tear Got beaten by the smile. Love One Another Silly little Mary, Sulking all the day, While the other children