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Cole's Funny Picture Book No. 1

E. W. Cole

Her little brain was in a whirr! Five minutes--ten--but not a paw Had puss put forth! "I never saw A cat like this!" the poor mouse said. A brave bold thought came in her head-- Her wee heart beating pit-a-pat, She moved her own paw--touched the cat-- Then sprang upon it with a squeal And made a most delicious meal "Ho! ho!" she cried, "Sugar! spice! And everything that's good and nice-- That's what cats are made of, The cats that we're afraid of!" Then up the stairs she madly pranced, And o'er the attic floor she danced And then she stood upon her head And to her 'stonished friends she said, "O, joy to every mouse and rat, For I have eaten up the cat!" The Mice The mice are in their holes, And there they hide by day; But when 'tis still at night, They all come out to play. They climb up on the shelves, And taste of all they please; They drink the milk and cream, And eat the bread and cheese. But if they hear the cat, At once they stop their fun; In fright they seek their holes As fast as they can run. Three Mice Three Mice went into A hole to spin, Puss came by, Puss peeped in; What are you doing, My little old men? We're weaving coats For gentlemen. Shall I come and help you To wind up your threads? Oh, no, Mrs. Pussy, You'd bite off our heads! Says Pussy, "You are So wondrous wise I love your whiskers And round black eyes; Your house is the prettiest House I see. And I think there is room For you and me." The mice were so pleased That they opened the door, And Pussy soon laid them All dead on the floor. "Run Mousey, Run!" I am sitting by the fireside, Reading, and very still, There comes a little sharp-eyed mouse, And run about he will. He flies along the mantelpiece He darts beneath the fender; It's just as well that Jane's not here, Or into fits he'd send her. And now he's nibbling at some cake She left upon the table. He seems to think I'm somebody To hurt a mouse unable. Run, mousey, run! I hear the cat, She's scratching at the door, Once she comes in, you'll have no chance Beneath her savage claw. Run, mousey, run! I hear Jane's foot, She's coming up to bed, If puss but makes a spring at you, Poor mousey, you'll be dead! A Mouse Caught in a Cage I'm only a poor little mouse, ma'am! I live in the wall of your house, ma'am! With a fragment of cheese, and a very few peas, I was having a little carouse, ma'am! No mischief at all I intend, ma'am! I hope you will act as my friend, ma'am! If my life you should take, many hearts it would break, And the trouble would be without end, ma'am! My wife lives in there in the crack, ma'am! She's waiting foe me to come back, ma'am! She hoped I might find a bit of rind, Or the children their dinner will lack, ma'am! I never was given to strife, ma'am! (Don't look at that terrible knife, ma'am!) The noise overhead that disturbs you in bed, 'T is the rats, I will venture my life, ma'am! In your eyes I see mercy I'm sure, ma'am! Oh, there's no need to open the door, ma'am! I'll slip through the crack, and I'll never come back, Oh I'll never come back any more, ma'am! The Foolish Mouse In a crack, near the cupboard, With dainties provided, A certain young mouse With her mother resided; So securely they lived, In that snug, quiet spot, Any mouse in the land Might have envied their lot. But one day the young mouse, Which was given to roam, Having made an excursion Some way from her home, On a sudden returned, With such joy in her eyes, That her grey, sedate parent Expressed some surprise, "Oh mother," said she, "The good folks of this house I'm convinced, have not any Ill-will to a mouse; And those tales can't be true You always are telling, For they've been at such pains To construct us a dwelling. "The floor is of wood, And the walls are of wires Exactly the size that One's comfort requires; And I'm sure that we there Shall have nothing to fear, If ten cats, with kittens, At once should appear. "And then they have made Such nice holes in the wall, One could slip in and out, With no trouble at all; But forcing one through Such rough crannies as these, Always gives one's poor ribs A most terrible squeeze. "But the best of all is, They've provided, as well, A large piece of cheese, Of most exquisite smell; 'Twas so nice, I had put In my head to go through, When I thought it my duty To come and fetch you." "Ah, child," said the mother, "Believe, I entreat, Both the cage and the cheese Are a terrible cheat; Do not think all that trouble They took for our good, They would catch us and kill us All there if they could. "Thus they've caught and killed scores, And I never could learn, That a mouse who once entered Did ever return." Let young people mind What the old people say. And, when danger is near them, Keep out of the way. [Page 183--Mousey Land]
Illustration note[Illustration: Mice helping their comrade out of a trap.]
A Clever and Good Mother Mouse One Summer day the sun shone bright, Mid sweet flowers roved the bee, And I wandered in a garden old Beside the deep blue sea. But close at hand, a shady path, Beneath some beech trees wound, And there. that sultry summer day, A pleasant seat I found. Suddenly, just beside my chair, A little sound I heard; A scratch upon the gravel path, As of a mouse or bird. I turned my head; there, on the path, What strange sight did I see! A little mouse, and in her mouth Another still more wee. Softly she crept across the path, And then, her journey done, In a hole beneath the green grass verge She laid her little one. And back and forth from side to side, I watched her carry five Sweet little mice, her own dear brood, Long tailed, and all alive. She never wearied in her work, Yet oh! so small was she! And thus, that bright, hot summer day She moved her nursery. Dear mother mouse! My verse has told Your patient loving deed; Methinks our boys and girls may learn Some lessons as they read. Francis E. Cooke The True History of a Poor Little Mouse A poor little mouse Had once made him a nest, And he fancied, the warmest, And safest, and best, That a poor little mouse could enjoy; So snug and convenient, So out of the way. This poor little mouse And his family lay, They fear'd neither pussy nor boy. It was in a store That was seldom in use, Where shavings and papers Were scattered in loose, That this poor little mouse made his hole, But alas! Master Johnny Had seen him one day, As in a great fright He had scampered away, With a piece of plum pudding he stole. As soon as young Johnny (Who, wicked and bad, No pitiful thoughts For dumb animals had) Descried the poor fellow's retreat, He crept to the shavings And set them alight, And, before the poor mouse Could run off in its fright, It was smother'd to death in the heat! Poor mouse! how it squeak'd I can't bear to relate, Nor how its poor little Ones hopp'd in the grate, And died, one by one, in the flame! I should not much wonder To hear, that, some night, This wicked boy's bed-curtains Catching alight, He suffered exactly the same. Ann Taylor The Mouse's Call A little mouse crept out one day, When all was still about; To dollie's house he took his way, The lady being out. He skipped about with bead-bright eyes From table down to chair; He thought the house was just the size For him to settle there. He found some jelly cake so nice, This naughty little mouse; He nibbled first, then in a trice 'Twas gone from dollie's house. He curl'd himself upon the floor, To have a little nap, When suddenly upon the floor There came a fearful rap. The mouse who had not left a crumb, With fear began to shake, For dollie's mistress back had come To get her piece of cake. She opened wide the little house, Her doll lay on her arm, And when she spied the trembling mouse She cried out with alarm. She tumbled back upon the ground, Her dear doll falling too, While the mouse went rushing round, Not knowing what to do. At last he tumbled down the stair, Then to his hole he flew; And which did most the other scare They never, never knew.
Illustration note[Illustration: Mouse reading "How to Dodge the Cat".]
[Page 184--Froggy Land]
Illustration note[Illustration: Kind frog carrying his wife.]
The Foolish Frog In a tank at the foot of the hill Lived Mr. and Mrs. Frog, At the head of the sparkling rill, By the side of a queachy bog; And they had children ten-- All froggies as yellow as gold, Who loved to play on the fen, But they often were over-bold. Now it fell out one bright day, As it never had done before, When Father Frog was away A stickleback sailed to the door. "Oh! Mrs. Frog," said he, "Your sister is very ill; And much she wants to see You down at the water mill." Then Mother frog showed her grief In such tears as you never saw; And, having no handkerchief, She wiped her eyes with a paw. Said she, "Now, froggies dear, You must not go to the fen: There is no danger here, And I'll soon come back again!" But the naughty little froggies, Disobeyed their mother and went. Then a duck, which had lazily swum For hours in a reedy pool, Seeing the shadows come, And feeling the air grow cool. With a "Quack, quack, quack," came out She meant, "It is time to sup!" So finding the froggies about, She gobbled them quickly up. So Mr. and Mrs. Frog, By the peeping stars made bold, Came back by the queachy bog, To their froggies all yellow as gold. They never saw them again-- Alas! that it should be so. They were told not to go to the fen; But the did not obey, you know. "Early Days" Marriage of Mr. Froggie There was a Frog Lived in a bog-- A Frog of high degree-- A stylish youth, And yet, forsooth, A bachelor was he. He had not wed Because, he said, He'd ne'er in all his life Seen in the bog A pollywog He cared to make his wife. But one fine day, When drest up gay, He passed a pretty house, And there beside The window spied A most attractive mouse. He raised his hat, And gazing at Miss Mouse, in suit of gray, He made a bow, Likewise a vow To marry her straightway. When he was drest In scarlet vest, And coat of velvet sheen With frills of lace, And sword in place, His like was nowhere seen. His smile was bland, His style so grand, He said with pride, "I know Miss Mouse so fair, Can find nowhere So suitable a beau! "If she'll agree To live with me, And be my faithful wife,