Kidnapped
“Not so much as the name, sir,” said I.
“To think o’ that!” said he. “A strange nature of a man!” For all that,
he seemed singularly satisfied, but whether with himself, or me, or
with this conduct of my father’s, was more than I could read. Certainly,
however, he seemed to be outgrowing that distaste, or ill-will, that he
had conceived at first against my person; for presently he jumped up,
came across the room behind me, and hit me a smack upon the shoulder.
“We’ll agree fine yet!” he cried. “I’m just as glad I let you in. And
now come awa’ to your bed.”
To my surprise, he lit no lamp or candle, but set forth into the dark
passage, groped his way, breathing deeply, up a flight of steps, and
paused before a door, which he unlocked. I was close upon his heels,
having stumbled after him as best I might; and then he bade me go in,
for that was my chamber. I did as he bid, but paused after a few steps,
and begged a light to go to bed with.
“Hoot-toot!” said Uncle Ebenezer, “there’s a fine moon.”
“Neither moon nor star, sir, and pit-mirk,”[2] said I. “I cannae see
the bed.”
[2] Dark as the pit.
“Hoot-toot, hoot-toot!” said he. “Lights in a house is a thing I dinnae
agree with. I’m unco feared of fires. Good-night to ye, Davie, my man.”
And before I had time to add a further protest, he pulled the door to,
and I heard him lock me in from the outside.
I did not know whether to laugh or cry. The room was as cold as a well,
and the bed, when I had found my way to it, as damp as a peat-hag; but
by good fortune I had caught up my bundle and my plaid, and rolling
myself in the latter, I lay down upon the floor under lee of the big
bedstead, and fell speedily asleep.
With the first peep of day I opened my eyes, to find myself in a great
chamber, hung with stamped leather, furnished with fine embroidered
furniture, and lit by three fair windows. Ten years ago, or perhaps
twenty, it must have been as pleasant a room to lie down or to awake in
as a man could wish; but damp, dirt, disuse, and the mice and spiders
had done their worst since then. Many of the window-panes, besides, were
broken; and indeed this was so common a feature in that house, that I
believe my uncle must at some time have stood a siege from his indignant
neighbours--perhaps with Jennet Clouston at their head.
Meanwhile the sun was shining outside; and being very cold in that
miserable room, I knocked and shouted till my gaoler came and let me
out. He carried me to the back of the house, where was a draw-well, and
told me to “wash my face there, if I wanted;” and when that was done,
I made the best of my own way back to the kitchen, where he had lit the
fire and was making the porridge. The table was laid with two bowls and
two horn spoons, but the same single measure of small beer. Perhaps my
eye rested on this particular with some surprise, and perhaps my uncle
observed it; for he spoke up as if in answer to my thought, asking me if
I would like to drink ale--for so he called it.
I told him such was my habit, but not to put himself about.
“Na, na,” said he; “I’ll deny you nothing in reason.”
He fetched another cup from the shelf; and then, to my great surprise,
instead of drawing more beer, he poured an accurate half from one cup
to the other. There was a kind of nobleness in this that took my breath
away; if my uncle was certainly a miser, he was one of that thorough
breed that goes near to make the vice respectable.
When we had made an end of our meal, my uncle Ebenezer unlocked a
drawer, and drew out of it a clay pipe and a lump of tobacco, from which
he cut one fill before he locked it up again. Then he sat down in the
sun at one of the windows and silently smoked. From time to time his
eyes came coasting round to me, and he shot out one of his questions.
Once it was, “And your mother?” and when I had told him that she, too,
was dead, “Ay, she was a bonnie lassie!” Then, after another long pause,
“Whae were these friends o’ yours?”
I told him they were different gentlemen of the name of Campbell;
though, indeed, there was only one, and that the minister, that had ever
taken the least note of me; but I began to think my uncle made too light
of my position, and finding myself all alone with him, I did not wish
him to suppose me helpless.
He seemed to turn this over in his mind; and then, “Davie, my man,” said
he, “ye’ve come to the right bit when ye came to your uncle Ebenezer.
I’ve a great notion of the family, and I mean to do the right by you;
but while I’m taking a bit think to mysel’ of what’s the best thing to
put you to--whether the law, or the meenistry, or maybe the army, whilk
is what boys are fondest of--I wouldnae like the Balfours to be humbled
before a wheen Hieland Campbells, and I’ll ask you to keep your tongue
within your teeth. Nae letters; nae messages; no kind of word to
onybody; or else--there’s my door.”
“Uncle Ebenezer,” said I, “I’ve no manner of reason to suppose you mean
anything but well by me. For all that, I would have you to know that I
have a pride of my own. It was by no will of mine that I came seeking
you; and if you show me your door again, I’ll take you at the word.”
He seemed grievously put out. “Hoots-toots,” said he, “ca’ cannie,
man--ca’ cannie! Bide a day or two. I’m nae warlock, to find a fortune
for you in the bottom of a parritch bowl; but just you give me a day or
two, and say naething to naebody, and as sure as sure, I’ll do the right
by you.”
“Very well,” said I, “enough said. If you want to help me, there’s no
doubt but I’ll be glad of it, and none but I’ll be grateful.”
It seemed to me (too soon, I dare say) that I was getting the upper
hand of my uncle; and I began next to say that I must have the bed and
bedclothes aired and put to sun-dry; for nothing would make me sleep in
such a pickle.
“Is this my house or yours?” said he, in his keen voice, and then all of
a sudden broke off. “Na, na,” said he, “I didnae mean that. What’s mine
is yours, Davie, my man, and what’s yours is mine. Blood’s thicker than
water; and there’s naebody but you and me that ought the name.” And
then on he rambled about the family, and its ancient greatness, and his
father that began to enlarge the house, and himself that stopped the
building as a sinful waste; and this put it in my head to give him
Jennet Clouston’s message.
“The limmer!” he cried. “Twelve hunner and fifteen--that’s every day
since I had the limmer rowpit![3] Dod, David, I’ll have her roasted on red
peats before I’m by with it! A witch--a proclaimed witch! I’ll aff and
see the session clerk.”
[3] Sold up.
And with that he opened a chest, and got out a very old and
well-preserved blue coat and waistcoat, and a good enough beaver hat,
both without lace. These he threw on any way, and taking a staff from
the cupboard, locked all up again, and was for setting out, when a
thought arrested him.
“I cannae leave you by yoursel’ in the house,” said he. “I’ll have to
lock you out.”
The blood came to my face. “If you lock me out,” I said, “it’ll be the
last you’ll see of me in friendship.”
He turned very pale, and sucked his mouth in.
“This is no the way,” he said, looking wickedly at a corner of the
floor--“this is no the way to win my favour, David.”
“Sir,” says I, “with a proper reverence for your age and our common
blood, I do not value your favour at a boddle’s purchase. I was brought
up to have a good conceit of myself; and if you were all the uncle, and
all the family, I had in the world ten times over, I wouldn’t buy your
liking at such prices.”
Uncle Ebenezer went and looked out of the window for awhile. I could
see him all trembling and twitching, like a man with palsy. But when he
turned round, he had a smile upon his face.
“Well, well,” said he, “we must bear and forbear. I’ll no go; that’s all
that’s to be said of it.”
“Uncle Ebenezer,” I said, “I can make nothing out of this. You use me
like a thief; you hate to have me in this house; you let me see it,
every word and every minute: it’s not possible that you can like me; and
as for me, I’ve spoken to you as I never thought to speak to any man.
Why do you seek to keep me, then? Let me gang back--let me gang back to
the friends I have, and that like me!”
“Na, na; na, na,” he said, very earnestly. “I like you fine; we’ll agree
fine yet; and for the honour of the house I couldnae let you leave the
way ye came. Bide here quiet, there’s a good lad; just you bide here
quiet a bittie, and ye’ll find that we agree.”
“Well, sir,” said I, after I had thought the matter out in silence,
“I’ll stay awhile. It’s more just I should be helped by my own blood
than strangers; and if we don’t agree, I’ll do my best it shall be
through no fault of mine.”
CHAPTER IV
I RUN A GREAT DANGER IN THE HOUSE OF SHAWS
For a day that was begun so ill, the day passed fairly well. We had the
porridge cold again at noon, and hot porridge at night; porridge and
small beer was my uncle’s diet. He spoke but little, and that in the
same way as before, shooting a question at me after a long silence; and
when I sought to lead him to talk about my future, slipped out of it
again. In a room next door to the kitchen, where he suffered me to go,
I found a great number of books, both Latin and English, in which I took
great pleasure all the afternoon. Indeed, the time passed so lightly in
this good company, that I began to be almost reconciled to my residence
at Shaws; and nothing but the sight of my uncle, and his eyes playing
hide and seek with mine, revived the force of my distrust.
One thing I discovered, which put me in some doubt. This was an entry on
the fly-leaf of a chap-book (one of Patrick Walker’s) plainly written
by my father’s hand and thus conceived: “To my brother Ebenezer on his
fifth birthday.” Now, what puzzled me was this: That, as my father was of
course the younger brother, he must either have made some strange error,
or he must have written, before he was yet five, an excellent, clear
manly hand of writing.
I tried to get this out of my head; but though I took down many
interesting authors, old and new, history, poetry, and story-book, this
notion of my father’s hand of writing stuck to me; and when at length I
went back into the kitchen, and sat down once more to porridge and small
beer, the first thing I said to Uncle Ebenezer was to ask him if my
father had not been very quick at his book.
“Alexander? No him!” was the reply. “I was far quicker mysel’; I was a
clever chappie when I was young. Why, I could read as soon as he could.”
This puzzled me yet more; and a thought coming into my head, I asked if
he and my father had been twins.
He jumped upon his stool, and the horn spoon fell out of his hand upon
the floor. “What gars ye ask that?” he said, and he caught me by the
breast of the jacket, and looked this time straight into my eyes:
his own were little and light, and bright like a bird’s, blinking and
winking strangely.
“What do you mean?” I asked, very calmly, for I was far stronger than
he, and not easily frightened. “Take your hand from my jacket. This is
no way to behave.”
My uncle seemed to make a great effort upon himself. “Dod man, David,”
he said, “ye should-nae speak to me about your father. That’s where the
mistake is.” He sat awhile and shook, blinking in his plate: “He was all
the brother that ever I had,” he added, but with no heart in his voice;
and then he caught up his spoon and fell to supper again, but still
shaking.
Now this last passage, this laying of hands upon my person and
sudden profession of love for my dead father, went so clean beyond my
comprehension that it put me into both fear and hope. On the one hand,