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Little Caesar

W. R. Burnett

was vile, and the lake breeze was fresh and cool. He had gone scarcely half a block when a large touring-car with the curtains closed passed him. He saw the car, noticing especially the closed curtains and the fact that the driver was hugging the curb, and, fearing the worst, he looked about for a shelter, but, as the car passed him and went on, he paid no further attention to it. Stopping in front of a lighted drugstore window he took out his watch and looked at it. One o’clock! Kid Bean and the Killer ought to be back any minute now. Suddenly he looked up. The big touring car had turned and was coming back at full speed with its exhaust roaring. Rico cursed himself for his carelessness and reached under his armpit for his gun. But the car was abreast of him now and three guns blazed. Rico felt a searing pain in his shoulder and fell to the ground. His gun was stuck in its holster and he couldn’t get it out. One of the men leaned out of the car and emptied his gun at Rico, who, helpless on the ground, heard the bullets sing. “A goddam fine shot you are!” said Rico. The big touring-car turned a corner and disappeared. Rico got to his feet and walked into the drugstore. The screen-door banged behind him and the clerk, who had been lying down behind the counter, got unsteadily to his feet. “My God,” he stammered, “what was all the popping for?” Then he noticed that there was a torn place on the shoulder of Rico’s coat. “Was they after you, mister?” he asked. “Yeah,” said Rico, “I got brushed. Give me a roll of bandages.” The clerk stood there with his mouth open. People began to come into the store. Some of them knew who Rico was and stood staring at him. “They put a bullet through my window,” said the clerk. “Listen,” said Rico, “go get me a package of bandages.” The clerk finally came to himself and went for the bandages. A crowd had gathered in the street and now there were so many people in the drugstore that the people on the outside couldn’t get in. Rico stood with his back to the counter, watching. Blood had begun to drip from his coat-sleeve. Before the clerk returned with the bandages, Jastrow, the famous Little Italy cop, pushed his way through the crowd, followed almost immediately by Joe Massara. “Well,” said Jastrow, “somebody finally put one in you, did they, Rico?” “Yeah,” said Rico. Joe Massara came over and put his hand on Rico’s arm. Joe’s face was white. “Hurt you much, boss?” “No,” said Rico; “what the hell you doing way over here?” “I got tipped off,” said Joe. “I couldn’t get you on the phone and I began to get nervous. We’d’ve made it only my cab driver got hooked for speeding.” “Who gave you the tip?” Jastrow demanded. “Go press the bricks,” said Rico, “this ain’t your funeral.” Jastrow laughed. “Rico,” he said, “don’t you know that the Old Man’s taken an awful interest in you?” “Well, tell him the cops couldn’t get me no other way so they hired a couple of gunmen.” Joe laughed. Jastrow laughed also and taking out his notebook began to write in it. The clerk came with the bandages. Joe took them from him and paid him. Before they could get started, Killer Pepi and Otero came shoving their way through the crowd. “Hello, boys,” said Jastrow, looking up from his little book, “your boss got nudged by a hunk of lead.” “So they tell me,” said the Killer. Rico said: “Let’s get the hell out of here.” Jastrow went in front, clearing the way, followed by Otero and Killer Pepi, who had Rico between them. Joe brought up the rear. People were lined to the car-tracks; lights blazed in all the houses along the street, and men hung from the lamp-posts. When they came out of the store, the crowd was so thick that they were unable to get any farther. Jastrow took out his nightstick and flourished it, but the sight of it was enough, the crowd made a path. As they walked along Joe came up close to Rico and whispered: “Little Arnie.” Rico nodded. Pepi heard Joe. “Yeah,” he said, “and I’m gonna plug him tonight.” “There won’t be no plugging,” said Rico. “Aw, hell,” said Pepi. Otero was excited. “Yes, yes, Rico,” he cried. “Shut up, you birds,” said Rico; “who the hell’s running this show?” A crowd was waiting for them in front of The Palermo. Bat Carillo and Ottavio Vettori began to yell as soon as they saw that Rico was on his feet. Jastrow turned around. “Well, I guess I done my duty.” “Sure,” said Rico, “come in and have a drink.” “Nothing doing,” said Jastrow, then he shouted: “You birds quit your damn yelling and get in off the sidewalk.” Everybody laughed. They all liked Jastrow, who had the reputation of being on the square. Rico went in escorted by a mob of Little Italians. In the club people were standing on the tables; the orchestra was playing loudly; and Sam Vettori, in the middle of the deserted dance-floor, was waving his arms wildly and bellowing. When they saw Rico there was a tumult. “Rico! Rico! Rico!” Killer Pepi and Otero, intoxicated by the excitement, grabbed each other and began to dance. Joe waved the bandages. Rico took off his hat and smiled. On the way up the stairs Rico turned to Joe and said: “Go get The Sheeny.” Killer Pepi took Rico by the arm. “He’s upstairs now, boss,” he said; “the Kid got plugged.” “How’d you make out?” Rico inquired. “O.K.,” said Killer Pepi; “we was making a get-away on the third stand when one of the guys plugged the Kid. He ain’t hurt much. Just skinned him.” Killer Pepi and Kid Bean had robbed twenty-five filling-stations in the last two weeks. “All right,” said Rico, “you guys have been on the up and up. Split the money two ways.” “That’s the talk, boss,” said the Killer. Otero knocked at the door. Joe Sansone’s face appeared at the grating, then the door swung open. The Sheeny was working on Kid Bean. The Kid was lying on the card table, smoking a cigarette. His shirt was off and there was a smear of blood on his hairy chest. When he saw Rico he said: “They damn near hit the target, boss.” He pointed to a pierced heart tattooed on his chest. He was as proud of his tattooing as a Maori chief. “The boss got plugged,” said Pepi. “What!” yelled the Kid, sitting up; “go fix him up, Sheeny.” He gave The Sheeny a push. But Rico said: “Finish up the Kid first. I can wait.” “Only jist got to bandage him yet,” said The Sheeny with his ingratiating smile. The Sheeny was a graduate doctor, but he had been sent up for an illegal operation and his license had been revoked. He said his name was Lazarro, but nobody believed him and everybody referred to him simply as The Sheeny. Rico took off his coat and shirt, and sat waiting. His wound had stopped bleeding. Joe Massara came over and stood by his chair. Joe’s big cut for an inside job had pulled him back to the fold. He never talked any more about quitting the racket. The Courtney affair had blown over apparently, and he had regained his confidence. “Joe,” said Rico, “how come they gave you the tip?” “Well,” said Joe, “I ain’t sure, but I think it was an outsider that didn’t know nobody but me. He sure had the dope all right. He said the guys were gonna park at twelve. They didn’t expect you out till two or three.” “A fine bunch of gunmen Arnie picked!” “Yeah,” said Joe. The Kid climbed off the table and stood feeling his chest. “Boy, I thought I was plugged for sure.” “They just bounce off of you,” said Pepi. The Sheeny began to bathe Rico’s wound. “’Tain’t much,” he said, “but it pays to be careful.” When The Sheeny had got Rico bandaged, Rico put on his shirt and sat smoking. Bat Carillo and Ottavio Vettori, whom he had sent for, came in and sat down beside him. The Sheeny put on his hat. “Well,” he said, smiling at Rico, “I guess I’m done. If you guys have any trouble with them wounds let me know.” Rico got his billfold and gave The Sheeny a fifty. “Thank you! Thank you!” said The Sheeny, bowing. Joe Sansone let him out. Rico said: “Now, listen, you birds, tonight’s the big clean-up. If these guys want trouble, why, that’s just what we’re looking for.” “You bet,” said Killer Pepi. “Now,” Rico went on, “I got things fixed with Joe Peeper and I’m gonna to give Little Arnie the grand rush right away. I want Killer Pepi and Otero and Ottavio to go with me.” “How about me?” demanded Joe Sansone. “You too, Joe. And you, Bat, I want you to take your gang and smash up Jew Mike’s. Run everybody out and then smash the place. If Little Arnie wants trouble, why that’s what we got the most of. Got it?” “O.K.,” said Bat, “how about the rods?” “Don’t use ’em,” said Rico; “Jew Mike’s yellow and he won’t put up no fight.” “Them guys of mine sure are hard to hold on to,” said Carillo, grinning. “That’s your job,” said Rico. “We got to watch this plugging stuff with Flaherty on our trail.” “O.K., boss,” said Carillo. III When the doorman saw Rico get out of the automobile he stood stunned, then, pulling himself together, he made an attempt to run. But Pepi crossed the pavement in two strides, grabbed him by the collar and pushed him ahead of him up the stairs. “Listen, Handsome,” said Pepi, “you tell the look-out we’re O.K. or they’ll bury you.” At the head of the stairs the doorman spoke to the look-out through the shutter. “These birds are all right,” he said. The look-out opened the door and Pepi shoved a gun against him. “Turn your back, Buddy,” said Pepi, “and march straight ahead of me.” Rico, followed by Joe Sansone, Ottavio Vettori, and Otero, climbed the long flight of stairs and entered the lobby. The lobby was deserted except for two or three couples. Beyond it, through a big arched doorway, they could see the crowded roulette wheels. Rico caught up with Pepi and said to the doorman: “Where’s Joe Peeper?” The doorman had an agonized look. He was sure they were going to kill him. He just stood there, unable to force himself to speak. “Say,” said Pepi, “speak up.” The doorman pointed to a door. “He’s in with the boss, is he?” said Rico. The doorman nodded. “Yeah,” said the look-out, eager to get in good, “Joe’s in there with the boss and a couple of other guys.” “All right,” said Rico, “now, Pepi, if the door’s locked, do your stuff.” Pepi could force the heaviest door with his shoulder. Joe Sansone tried the door; it was locked. “Now,” said Rico, “Pepi’ll force the door. You cover him, Joe, in case somebody in there gets nervous and pulls a gat. I’ll follow you. Otero, you stay out here and don’t let nobody in. You watch this pair of hard guys here, Ottavio.” Rico jerked his thumb toward the look-out and the doorman. “You don’t have to watch us,” said the doorman. They all laughed. “All right, Pepi,” said Rico. Pepi hunched his shoulders and flung himself against the door. It opened with a crash. They saw four startled men rise half way out of their chairs and stand staring. Joe Peeper cried: “It’s Rico!” Pepi was on his hands and knees in the middle of the room, but Joe Sansone stepped in behind him and covered the four men with his big automatic. Rico came in, took off his hat and bowed. “Hello, Arnie,” he said; “how’s business?” Little Arnie sat with his mouth slightly open. As a rule Little Arnie was imperturbable. He hid an excess of both cunning and timidity behind a cold, repellent, sallow Jewish mask. But this cyclonic entry was too much for him. His mask had slipped, revealing a pale, terrified countenance. “Well,” he said, “what’s the game?” Joe Peeper, who was in Rico’s pay, said: “Pull up a chair, you guys.”