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Little Caesar

W. R. Burnett

the eyes of Otero. Otero flung his second cigarette on the floor and rolled another one. Rico turned from side to side in his sleep and mumbled. His face was white and drawn. Otero got to his feet and went over to look at him. No, Rico was not well. Otero put his hand on Rico’s forehead. Fever! He stood looking down at his chief, shaking his head. “Like hell!” cried Rico; “you can’t hand Rico none of that bunk. No Irish bastard’ll ever put no cuffs on Rico.” Otero went back to his chair and sat dozing under his big hat, while Rico tossed from side to side and talked. Someone knocked at the door. Otero was slow in opening his eyes, but Rico sat up, stared for a moment, then jumped out of bed and got his automatic. “Go see who it is,” he said to Otero; “don’t open the door. Ask them.” Otero went over to the door and called: “Who’s there?” There was a short silence, then a voice with a marked Italian accent said: “A couple of right guys. We want to see Rico.” Otero turned and looked at Rico, who came over to the door. “Listen, you right guys,” said Rico, “I’ll give you a one-two-three to get out of that hall and then I’m gonna start pumping lead. Got it?” There was a pause. “Rico,” said another voice, a deeper voice with no trace of an accent, “you don’t know me, but I’m Pete Montana and I want to talk turkey.” Otero and Rico exchanged a stupefied look. “Pete,” said Rico, “do you know the Big Boy?” “Sure.” “What’s his name in full?” “James Michael O’Doul.” “All right, Otero,” said Rico, “let ’em in.” Otero unbarred the door. Rico, with his gun still leveled, stood a little behind the door, watching. Pete Montana, followed by Ritz Colonna, his lieutenant, came in. Montana, in private life Pietro Fontano, was a big, solemn, respectable-looking Italian. He was dressed very quietly, wore no jewelry, and carried a cane. Colonna, once a ham prize-fighter, was a small, bull-necked man with a battered, dark face. His clothes were shabby and he wore an old cap on the side of his head. Montana and Rico stood measuring each other. Rico looked small and frail beside the robust Montana, but Rico wasn’t impressed, for Montana looked fat and puffy, like Sam Vettori. Otero barred the door. “Get a couple of chairs, Otero,” said Rico. Otero dragged up the only two chairs in the room and Montana and Colonna sat down. Otero squatted on his heels with his back to the wall and Rico sat on the bed. Montana took out a monogrammed cigar-case and passed it around, then he selected one of the cigars himself and cut off the end with a little gold cutter on his watch chain. “Mopping up, ain’t you, Rico?” asked Montana, who kept his eyes lowered. “Well,” said Rico, “Arnie was double-crossing me.” “He wasn’t no good,” said Colonna; “I was just aching to bump that bird off.” Montana motioned for him to be quiet. “They slung some lead, didn’t they, Rico?” “Yeah, and I stopped some of it. Nothing to shout about.” “If he’d’ve got you, his number was up,” said Montana, “you know, I been watching you ever since you muscled in on Sam Vettori.” “Yeah?” “Sure thing. We been taking an interest in you, ain’t we, Ritz?” Ritz grinned. “That’s the word,” he said. “Sure,” said Montana, “you’re on the up and up with us.” “Well,” said Rico, “that’s O.K. with me.” Montana looked up at Rico suddenly. “Any guy that can muscle in on Sam Vettori and Little Arnie is on the up and up with me. The Big Boy’s with me there.” Rico smoked and said nothing. But he wondered what the game was. Was Pete Montana getting soft like Sam Vettori? Could it be possible that the great Pete Montana was turning sap? All this palaver and softie talk. Rico’s head began to buzz. “Look,” said Montana, “I used to work Arnie’s territory myself, but it slowed down, you know what I mean. It wasn’t worth nothing when Kips Berger had it, and after Arnie got it I didn’t pay no attention. I got all I can handle, ain’t I, Ritz?” “That’s the word,” said Ritz. “Yeah,” said Montana, “by rights that territory’s mine, get the idea? I could get all the protection I wanted, but I don’t muscle in on no right guy, see? Kiketown’s yours, Rico.” “Much obliged,” said Rico; “I ain’t looking for no trouble with you, Pete.” “That’s the talk,” said Montana; then he turned to Ritz: “see, Ritz, you had the wrong steer.” “Yeah, I had the wrong steer,” said Ritz. Montana turned back to Rico. “Yeah,” he said, “some wise guys was giving Ritz a lot of bull. Ritz said you was trying to muscle in on my territory.” Rico thought he was dreaming. So this was the great Pete Montana. A guy that couldn’t turn over in bed without getting plastered all over the front page. All that softie stuff was a front. Pete Montana was scared. “No,” said Rico, “them guys don’t know what they’re talking about.” Montana smiled blandly. “Maybe we can team up on a job or two, Rico. I like your work. The Big Boy’s no fool and he thinks you’re the goods. Yeah, maybe we can team up, but I ain’t making no promises. Only this. I ain’t looking for no split on Arnie’s lay-out. She’s yours.” “Don’t forget the hide-out, chief,” said Ritz. Montana smiled again. “By God, I sure enough did forget it. Yeah, Rico, some of Ritz’s boys has got a hide-out a half a block from Arnie’s joint. That’s O.K., ain’t it?” Rico’s manner changed. He lost his affability and his face became serious. “Well,” he said, “as long as there ain’t no cutting in. I won’t stand for no cutting in.” Montana looked at Ritz. Ritz said: “Hell, there won’t be no cutting in.” “What do you say, Pete?” asked Rico. Montana meditated, pulling at one of his thick lips. Otero sat watching Rico. Caramba! Here was little Rico telling the big Pete Montana where to get off. Otero never took his eyes off Rico’s face. “Well,” said Montana, “they’re my men and I’m behind them. If there’s any cutting in, why, I’ll settle with you, Rico. Christ, no use for us to fight over a little thing like that. Anyway, if we get along, I’ll put you in on the alcohol racket.” “All right,” said Rico, “you and me can do business, Pete.” Montana got up and offered Rico his hand. They pumped arms briefly. Then Pete said: “Well, I guess we’ll saunter. But let me give you a tip, Rico. You’re getting too much notice, get the idea? You got the bulls watching you. I know a new guy has always got to expect that, but take it easy for a while. They’ll go to sleep; they always do.” Rico admired Montana’s shiftiness, but he wasn’t fooled. Pete was trying to tie him up, make him leery. “Much obliged,” said Rico; “a new guy has got a lot to learn.” Montana smiled blandly, certain he had scored. “Well,” said Montana, “so long. Maybe I’ll drop down to your new joint and give it the once over some night.” “All right,” said Rico, “just let me know.” Otero unbarred the door. Montana started out; Ritz offered his hand to Rico, then followed his chief. Otero barred the door. Rico stood in the middle of the room, staring into space. Otero said: “He ain’t so much.” Rico laughed out loud. “Otero,” he cried, “you said a mouthful.” PART VI I Rico felt small and unimportant in the Big Boy’s apartment. He was intensely self-centered and as a rule surroundings made no impression on him. But he had never seen anything like this before. He sat in the big, panelled dining-room, eating cautiously, dropping his fork from nervousness, and looking furtively about him. From time to time he pulled at his high, stiff collar, and when he caught the Big Boy’s eye he grinned. Joe Sansone had dressed him so that he would look presentable. It had taken a good deal of management and tact, but Joe Sansone was a stickler for clothes and persevered with Rico, who swore at him at first and wouldn’t listen. “Look, boss,” he said, “you’re getting up in the world. Ain’t none of us ever been asked to eat with the Big Boy at his dump. Hear what I’m telling you. Nobody’s ever crashed the gates before but Pete Montana. See what I mean? You don’t want the Big Boy to think you ain’t got no class.” Joe had his own dress suit cleaned and pressed, and punctually at five he presented himself at Rico’s door with the outfit under his arm. Rico had resisted from the beginning; first, he balked at the suspenders, then the starched shirt. Joe, laboring with the studs, the buttoned shoes, the invincible collar, cursed and sweated. Rico resisted. But Joe won. As Joe was ten pounds heavier than Rico, the dress suit was not precisely a perfect fit, but as Joe said “men are wearing their clothes a lot looser now.” To which Rico sardonically replied: “Yeah? Say, they rig you up better than this in stir.” Finally Joe got Rico into his harness. Rico stamped about declaring that he’d be goddamned if he’d go out looking like that. Why, the Big Boy would think he was off his nut. “You look fine, boss,” said Joe. “Yeah,” said Rico, “all I need is a napkin over my arm.” But Joe moved Rico’s bureau out from its corner and tipped the mirror so Rico could get a full length view of himself. He was won over immediately. Why, honest to God, he looked like one of them rich clubmen he read about in the magazines. The enormous white shirtfront, the black silk coat lapels, the neatly-tied white tie dazzled him. “I guess I don’t look so bad,” he said to Joe; “we got plenty of time, let’s go down to Sam’s place for a while.” Rico played with his dessert and looked about the room. The Big Boy ate with gusto, smacking his lips. The magnificence of the Big Boy’s apartment crushed Rico. He stared at the big pictures of old time guys in their gold frames; at the silver and glass ware on the serving table; at the high, carved chairs. Lord, why, it was like a hop dream. He shook his head slowly. “Some dump you got here,” he said. “Yeah,” said the Big Boy, glancing negligently about him, “and I sure paid for it. See that picture over there?” He pointed to an imitation ♦Valesquez. “That baby set me back one hundred and fifty berries.” ♦ “Valesquez” replaced with “Velázquez” Rico stared. “Jesus, one hundred and fifty berries for a picture!” “Yeah,” said the Big Boy, “but that ain’t nothing. See that bunch of junk over there?” He jerked his head in the direction of the serving table. “That stuff set me back one grand.” Rico stared. “One grand for that stuff?” “Sure,” said the Big Boy, “that’s the real thing. Only what the hell, I say! A plate’s to eat off of, ain’t it? What’s the odds what it’s made of? But I got a spell about two years ago. I had a pot full of money and I thought, well, other guys that ain’t got as much dough as I got put on a front, so why shouldn’t I? Sure, I could buy and sell guys that’s got three homes and a couple of chugwagons. So I got a guy down at a big store, you know, one of them decorators, to pick me out a swell apartment and fix it up A-1. So he did. I got a library too and a lot of other stuff that ain’t worth a damn. I was talking to a rich guy the other day and he said I was a damn fool to buy real books because he had a library twice as big as mine and dummy books. What the hell! If a guy’s gonna have a library, why, I say do it right. So there you are. I got so damn many books it gives me a headache just to look at ’em through the glass. Shakespeare and all that stuff.” “Yeah?” said Rico, stupefied. A servant took away their dessert and brought coffee. Then he passed a humidor full of cigars. Rico took one of the fat, black cigars, lit it, and tipped his chair back. What a way to live! “Yeah,” said the Big Boy, “I got a lot of dough tied up in this dump. I