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Murder in the Gilded Cage

Samuel Spewack

“Are you in the habit of permitting women to engage themselves to you?” demanded Smith. “Oh----” The actor squirmed. “You don’t understand. Dora was full of whims. She didn’t mean anything by it. She wasn’t seriously engaged.” “I see,” said Smith. “It was just a joke.” “Well, dash it all,” cried the actor, “what could I do? I couldn’t very well tell her I was engaged already. I was her guest. I didn’t want to offend her.” Smith smiled drily. “Yeah, that’d be bad manners. Now, Mr. Thomas, I’m not up on social etiquette, but here’s something that needs explaining. On the boat coming down Mrs. Breese announced her engagement to you; when did she break it?” “Why--she never broke it exactly. After all that fuss on the boat, why, Dora said we’d have to wait. I was glad of it! Then today I told her about my girl. She wished me luck. And everything was fine!” “I’m trying my best to understand,” said Smith. “You and Mrs. Breese were engaged, but when you told her you had a previous engagement, she just said: ‘Great!’ Is that it?” “Well, Dora wouldn’t stand in the way of my happiness.” “So much so,” continued Smith, “that she was going to give you a very substantial wedding present. A lot of money.” He paused significantly. “What for?” “What for?” the actor repeated. “She knew I didn’t have any money, and I stuck to her, didn’t I? I went through hell for her in the trial, didn’t I? Dash it all, she had some gratitude left. You don’t seem to understand. Dora and I have been friends for years. I’ve spent a lot of my time in Dora’s interests--taking her out, looking after things, seeing that she was comfortable. Dash it all, a woman appreciates that.” “And she wasn’t sore about this other girl?” demanded Smith. “Not the least bit jealous?” The actor smiled. “Oh, well, you can’t help that.” He swaggered a bit. “You couldn’t very well expect anything else, could you?” “Well, in my own roughneck way,” said Smith, “I’d expect her to blow up and throw you out of the house.” “She couldn’t do that!” said the actor. “She wrote me a lot of letters she wouldn’t want in the wrong hands. Not that I’d do anything like that! That’s blackmail. That’s despicable! Dora was too nice--had too much pride--to make a fuss about things.... You mustn’t believe that man Rice,” he pleaded. “Dora and I never quarrelled for a minute. We were real friends. This is a terrible blow to me!” “Yes,” said Smith, “I see that.” The actor glared at him. “Is that meant for sarcasm?” Smith nodded obligingly. “Then it’s in very poor taste.” “That may be,” said Smith, “but of all the thin alibis I’ve ever heard, yours takes the prize.” “Alibis?” shouted the actor. “I didn’t kill her! I don’t need an alibi.” “I’m not saying you killed her,” said Smith. “Well, you’re intimating!” the actor bit his lips in his anger. “What are you asking all those questions for? I’ve told you all I know. I guess I’ve got some rights. And I’ve got some friends, too.” He was incoherent in his sudden fury. “You’d better be careful how you treat me.” He moved to the door. “I’m going!” he shouted. “I’m not stopping you,” said Smith. “But you’d better not go too far.” He smiled grimly. “I mean that both ways. I don’t want you to leave the house, Mr. Thomas. I’m not through with you yet--not by a long shot!” “I’m leaving for New York right now!” the actor shrieked defiantly. “Come here!” growled Smith. The actor glared at him hesitantly. Smith advanced on him. “I don’t like your attitude,” said Smith. “I wasn’t ready to arrest you--yet. But you’re forcing my hand. Also you’re being very dumb about it.” “Am I?” the actor cried. “I’ll have no more of your insults! I won’t stand it, I tell you!” Smith laughed suddenly. I turned in surprise at him. “That’s all I wanted to know,” he said, still chuckling. “I wanted to see if you could get good and mad, Mr. Thomas. You can!” The actor was breathing heavily. “Let me go!” he cried. “What are you doing to me? I don’t know anything about it. I’m going back to New York.” Smith suddenly reached for the actor’s arm and held it securely. Thomas cried out in pain. “You’re not going to New York,” said Smith. “You’re going to stay right here with me. If you didn’t kill Mrs. Breese, you know who did.” “I don’t!” the actor protested. “Let me go, won’t you? Let me go!” I was so intent in watching this third-degree that for a moment I did not hear the sounds of scuffling and angry voices in the reception-room. Before we were quite aware of it, a young man was being dragged before us by the butler, now very red-faced, and the Japanese steward. Both captors were out of breath and talking at once. Only their prisoner seemed calm and perfectly self-possessed. “Caught him--hiding--in the blue room--just now,” the butler panted. Then as they propelled their captive toward us, where the full light of the chandelier enveloped him, I could not but gasp. For the young man so unceremoniously brought before us was Perutkin’s melancholy protégé, the Count Giering-Trelovitch. Thomas seemed to recognize him, too, for the actor’s expression changed as if magically. His fear left him and I saw him grin in relief. “There’s the man you want!” he cried. CHAPTER X THE COUNT CONFESSES The Count bowed and said quietly: “Yes, gentlemen, I guess I am the man you want.” He turned to Smith. “You are of the police?” “Yes,” said Smith. “What is it you wish to know?” asked the Count gently. “What does he wish to know?” the actor intervened scornfully. “I’ll tell you. This man was Mrs. Breese’s son-in-law. He murdered a man in Riga. He’s hated Mrs. Breese ever since she made the Countess divorce him. He’s been following her all over the world. She’s complained to me about him a dozen times.” He paused for breath. “And then you have the audacity to annoy _me_! Dash it all, I’ve got a good mind to sue you for damages!” He looked accusingly at the Count. “Come ahead, tell them you did it and be done with it. I’m going back to New York tonight! I can’t waste any more time in this dashed hole.” The Count smiled sadly. “I’m sorry to have inconvenienced you, Mr. Thomas,” he said. “I had no idea I was a source of annoyance to you. Now, if you will leave me alone with this officer, I think we can straighten matters out very quickly.” “I’m going!” cried Thomas. “I’m going. And this time nobody’s going to stop me!” “You stay upstairs,” said Smith, “until I tell you to go!” He turned to the Russian, barking: “Well, where do you come in?” “I’m afraid,” the Russian smiled, “I came in at the wrong time. I have something to tell you, officer.” “Yes? What is it?” “First, I want you to send for Miss Breese, my former wife.” “First tell me how you got here,” countered Smith. “I’m afraid I can’t agree,” the Count shook his head. “Will you be good enough to send for Miss Breese?” “Maybe. First, I want to ask you something.” “Yes?” The man seemed perfectly at ease, strangely enough. “What were you hiding upstairs for?” “I’m not ready to tell you that--yet.” Smith surveyed him coldly. “You know that Mrs. Breese was murdered tonight?” He pointed to the body. “Yes, I know.” “Who told you?” “No one. I have eyes.” The Count indicated the body pityingly. “Do you know who killed Mrs. Breese?” “Yes,” said the Russian. “I do.” His voice trembled slightly. “What’s that?” cried Smith, startled. “I said: ‘Yes, I do know.’” “Who was it?” snapped Smith. “I shall be glad to tell you,” replied the Russian calmly, “after I’ve seen the Countess. But certainly not before. Will you be good enough to send for her? I ask you again.” Smith studied this strange phenomenon before he replied. He looked at me out of the corner of his eye to indicate his bewilderment. “Please understand,” the Count continued, “whatever I have to say I shall say to Miss Breese. To no one else.” “All right,” said Smith, gesturing to the butler. “Get Miss Breese down here.” The butler hurried off. The Count looked about him. He stared at the body. “I don’t want Miss Breese to come into this room. It would not be advisable,” he said. “And in any case, I wish to talk to her alone. I want you two gentlemen to wait here, at this door. You will hold it slightly open, so that you may listen to what I have to say. I don’t want Miss Breese to know we’re being watched. I want her to feel that we are quite alone, especially as it may be the last time.” He paused, and smiled bitterly. Then he waved a white hand apologetically. “You perhaps do not understand me. _C’est bien._ The only thing to remember for you gentlemen is: you will stay, please, right here.” “You’re much too insistent about that,” said Smith suspiciously. “Wait a minute! You were caught hiding in this house. How do I know you aren’t trying to get away--shoving us behind this door?” “How can I get away?” demanded the Count quietly. “You will be right here. You can have a revolver pointed at me, if you wish.” His gentleness left him and he was sharp and incisive. He was now giving commands. “Understand--you will either follow my suggestion or I shall say nothing.” Before Smith could reply, we heard footsteps, and the Count opened the door. He strode out into the reception-room, carefully closing the door behind him so that we were left barely a crack through which to peep. Smith just as carefully widened the crack, and we caught a glimpse of Mary Breese descending the stairs. She was deathly pale, and her eyes were lost in mourning shadows. There was not enough room for the two of us, so Smith monopolized the sight. I strained to listen to the scene I could not see. But I noticed that Smith was following the Russian’s suggestions to the letter. His right hand was at his revolver holster. I heard the Count cry: “Mary!” A pause. Then I heard her move toward him, crying incoherently: “Isn’t it awful! I need you so!” I heard him trying to comfort her gently. She was sobbing unrestrainedly now. “Please, Mary ... please ... you mustn’t.” The Count’s voice broke now. I heard her say: “It would never have happened if I hadn’t let you go--I needed you so! But what could I do?” “No,” he said slowly, “it would never have happened.” “You mustn’t leave me now!” she cried. “You mustn’t ever leave me!” Silence. Then, as if the words were wrung from him: “Why didn’t you--why didn’t you try to see me as I begged you? You got my letters, didn’t you?” “No, I didn’t get any letters. What letters? I didn’t even know you were in town! I don’t know that you’re here now! I--oh, I don’t know anything any more!” “Please--don’t cry. Didn’t I tell you I phoned. I wrote. I tried every way to see you.” “No!” Then as if in agonized appeal: “Don’t leave me--please don’t leave me!” It was not difficult to patch together from their incoherent appeals to each other the story of the strange relationship. Someone in the household--Mrs. Breese, undoubtedly--had been determined that the Russian be kept from his former wife. I remembered how he had told me, the night Perutkin had brought me to him, that he had exhausted every possible means of communicating with Mary Breese. It was clear to me now that Mary Breese had not willingly parted from her husband. But my reflections were disturbed suddenly. I had paid but desultory attention to their mutual efforts to comfort each other. Then I heard the Russian say: “Mary, I don’t know how to tell you this--you’ve had enough to bear--but I must tell you. I must! Listen to me!” Silence. Smith leaned forward. “I came here tonight to see you. I knew that if I could talk to you, hold you--but I mustn’t talk about that. I got in through the garden