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Murder in the Gilded Cage

Samuel Spewack

how he had warned the elder Breese that it would wreck his marriage. He told of certain episodes that the law demands, and nothing could shake his testimony in the cross-examination. Then the trial was over, and the verdict was read with great solemnity. After which it was appealed, and appealed again. And then the elder Breese, who refused to take the stand, denied himself to all interviewers, sulked in his hotel suite and instructed the lawyers to settle. They did. And the newspapers, even the tabloids, dropped Mrs. Breese as quickly as they had picked her up. I had been keeping in touch with her after the trial, for news agencies must continue reporting even the most trivial items long after the newspapers have sent their reporters to greener fields. It was because of this that I was able to observe how unhappy Mrs. Breese had become as interest in her problems waned. Where once the color of a new gown was well-nigh sufficient to warrant a re-make of an edition, her spiciest pronunciamentos now found the waste-basket. Her lawyers advised her to go to Europe and rest. But Mrs. Breese did not want to rest. The dramatic excitement of the trial had only whetted her appetite for the public eye. It was pathetic to watch her. One morning she telephoned me to come in post-haste. She had been struck with a brilliant idea; she would finance another of the trans-Atlantic flights. It mattered little to her that the movie queen who was to pilot the plane had just about two hours’ flying time to her credit. Mrs. Breese did get a paragraph or two on the event before its obvious impracticability was discovered, and she had the satisfaction of viewing her picture and that of the movie actress adorning a lurid half-page in one of the tabloids. During the following few weeks she made the most startling observations on short skirts, necking, companionate marriage and life beyond the grave--the four staples of sob-sister interviews. But the editors were tired of Mrs. Breese. A certain staleness clung to the name. Even the crowds in the night clubs no longer turned to stare when she descended upon them for a few moments. So one morning she surrendered. I saw that surrender. Several days before, her social secretary had resigned. He--Mrs. Breese always employed male secretaries--said rather brusquely that his position had become ignominious. He was a rather effeminate young man, and had served several distinguished families. Mrs. Breese, who was not without humor despite her weaknesses, said she really had no further use for a social secretary since society had dropped her. But she did need someone, to quote her words, “who can keep me in touch with public opinion. I’m so interested in what people are really thinking. I mean, the plain people.” It was the most roundabout way of describing a press-agent that I had heard in some time. I said that there were young ladies who would undoubtedly suit her. But she shook her head vigorously. No. She had already made her choice. And that choice, I discovered to my amazement, was none other than myself. I was not flattered. There was something distinctly unpalatable in being Mrs. Breese’s amanuensis. I did not mind glorifying a milk company or a portrait painter or even an oil promoter, but press-agent to a divorcée was not yet officially recognized as altogether legitimate. So I declined with thanks. But Mrs. Breese persisted. She named a salary which was double that I had been receiving. She sketched a tempting itinerary on the yacht _Mary Rose_ and, perhaps, knowing my weakness, she outlined a routine of labor that even for me would be child’s play. Still I refused. But a week later circumstances altered my decision. A new city editor who had assigned me to travel as far as the subway penetrates discovered through some mischance that I had used the telephone instead and consumed the allotted time and some excellent Chianti in a neighborhood speakeasy. I received two weeks’ salary and a cold dismissal. I went searching for work on the papers without success and soon I could see that the manager of the minor hotel at which I was stopping was beginning to regard me as a problem. One morning I did not leave my hotel room for breakfast. I had not the courage to face the thin-lipped manager. I sat facing the uninviting court yard, pondering my next move, when the telephone rang suddenly. “Where in the world have you been?” the harsh, trilling voice of Mrs. Breese demanded, without any preliminary explanation. “I had the most awful time trying to get hold of you. They wouldn’t give me your address at your office. Are you in hiding?” I muttered some lie or other about having been ill. But she obviously was not interested in that. “Don’t you know we’re sailing tomorrow? I’m sending Pierre down for your luggage.” I tried to say something, but she continued relentlessly: “Now, it’s no use your saying you can’t come. You’ve simply got to! I need you. Now will you come up here at once? There are a million things I’ve got to talk to you about. And do have your luggage ready. Pierre has just started out.” This woman who took things for granted hung up without waiting for further word from me. I was in no situation to protest in any case. So I descended at once to the manager and informed him with an off-hand gesture that I had consented to accept a fabulous salary as publicity engineer to a wealthy lady, and consumed on credit a hearty breakfast. I must have been convincing for I left the hotel with five dollars borrowed from the manager and rode up to the Park Avenue ménage in one of those new and immaculate black and white taxis. After weeks of uncertainty the sense of well-being was rather pleasant. And when I appeared before Mrs. Breese she smiled at me and said: “I knew I could rely on you. I haven’t much time, and neither have you. I want you to tell the newspapers that we’re sailing tomorrow on the _Mary Rose_. “I’ll give you a list of the guests: Mrs. Henry Breese, Sr. and her two children, Henry Breese, Jr., and the Countess Giering-Trelovitch. Please don’t forget the hyphen. Newspapers are so careless. The children have been upset by all this trial and a rest will do them good. Then Mr. Rice--Mr. Gordon Rice--has consented to come along. Mr. Rice, you know, is managing my affairs. You’ve met him, but you don’t really know him. He’s a friend--a true friend. I don’t know what I should have done without him. You know he was Henry’s friend when I first met him. But he didn’t let that stand in the way of telling the truth. And now that I’ve got my affairs to manage he is taking them off my hands. Just think of it! A man whose time is so valuable giving up weeks and weeks just for me! That sort of friendship gives me strength to go on!” She spoke as if the world had done her a great wrong, and Rice was her only bulwark. “Then I’ve asked Guy Thomas.” She paused for effect and I looked up at her. “I can see by your face you don’t approve. But, my dear boy, I simply must. If anything can prove that ours is nothing but an ordinary friendship, this will. I want you to be particularly careful how you phrase it. Let me see--oh yes, put it this way: ‘Mrs. Henry Breese, Sr., announced that Mr. Guy Thomas had been invited to accompany her and her children to Havana. Mrs. Breese said that she refused to take seriously the gossip which had been proven false in court.’ Is that all right?” I indicated that it wasn’t. I pointed out that the most dignified thing she could do would be to sail away in her yacht with no one but her two children as guests, and the less said about anyone else the better. “But I’ve already invited Guy!” she wailed. “And I couldn’t leave him behind now. Anyway, I don’t want to. I like Guy. I’m very fond of Guy. Let them talk if they want to.” It seemed to me then that Mrs. Breese wanted them to talk. If any explanation is necessary for her, it lies, I think, in the fact that by temperament if not by ability she belonged to the stage. Whatever public exhibition her social position afforded her had not satisfied her through the years. Her trial had given her the attention she hungered for, and now she would never be content unless she could remain the center of discussion. So, despite my objections, Mr. Thomas was duly announced as one of the guests and the next morning the newspapers carried non-committal and carefully-worded stories of the fact. Before we sailed, at Mrs. Breese’s request, I summoned the photographers. Mrs. Breese posed alone. Then with her son, Henry Jr., then with the Countess von Giering-Trelovitch (Mrs. Breese said gaily: “Don’t forget the hyphen!”). Then another pose with both children. There was one with Gordon Rice, with my amazing employer looking up at him with an expression that was meant to convey faith and friendly affection. Over-riding my guarded protests, she laughingly put her arm on Guy Thomas’ shoulder and posed with that vindicated co-respondent. There followed a picture with the Captain of her yacht, and for comic relief one with a picturesque sailor, displaying huge tattooed arms. I was the only one that escaped. When the photographers had left, Mrs. Breese went immediately to her cabin. She was tired. We sailed one hour later. CHAPTER II MAN OVERBOARD I find upon refreshing my memory that the tragedy really had its beginning on the yacht _Mary Rose_, although no one was aware of it at the time. But the diabolical forces that created it were present and at work then, and to give you a proper understanding of its elements, I must proceed chronologically, from the time the _Mary Rose_ made its graceful exit out of the New York harbor. After settling down in my snug cabin, I discovered the need of some masculine conversation. That session with the photographers and Mrs. Breese had provided all the feminine chatter I could stand. My steward proved a forbidding Jap with a perpetual scowl who gave me no encouragement. I discovered later he understood practically no English. Somewhere in her wanderings, Mrs. Breese had collected him, as she told me, for his scowl. So, somewhat disconsolate, I made my way to the music-room, and there I saw stretched out at his ease upon a silken couch the young man who had fought so valiantly for Mrs. Breese’s good name. I have already indicated that industry is not my forte, but Guy Thomas at ease was a picture that made even me squirm. Every line of his body bespoke self-pampering that would be unseemly in a spoiled child. His hands hung listlessly. His eyes were somnolent. He was smoking a cigarette, but even this effort seemed too much for him, for he dropped it weakly in the tray and shifted slightly for additional comfort. Finally he felt me looking at him and rose slowly. There was a challenge in the vacuous eyes now. He had not yet quite ascertained my status in the ménage. And for that matter I was but vaguely acquainted with his. “Don’t let me disturb you,” I pleaded. “I was just wondering if I could rustle up a drink.” “Ring the bell,” he drawled, indicating a tiny button set near the couch. I obeyed. He slumped back into his old position on the couch, and the Japanese steward with whom I had held preliminary negotiations appeared. “Cocktails!” Mr. Thomas commanded, and the scowling servitor nodded and disappeared. Mr. Thomas suppressed a yawn. Somehow the idea occurred to him that it would be discourteous to sit there in slothful silence. So with obvious reluctance he sat up, and lit another cigarette. I consulted my pipe. “Where are the others?” I asked after a while. “Oh, here and there,” he drawled. “Dora--Mrs. Breese--generally rests before luncheon. The Countess is up on deck, reading. I don’t know