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Murder in the Gilded Cage

Samuel Spewack

of you real pain. But I wish you to believe that whatever sacrifice you make will not be in vain. Listen to me, please---- “It is the belief of the police that one and the same person killed the late Mrs. Breese, killed the unfortunate wireless operator, Trenholm, and only this afternoon killed the wretched Charles Spence. Some of you may not know it, but a third, and the last of the murders, was committed less than an hour ago in front of this house!” I heard a buzz of startled conversation. Once more the Russian rapped upon the table. “Listen to me, please. We are not repeating the unfortunate incident of the yacht. This time we have made more extensive preparations. This time we do not seek the murderer. We know him. Now here is what I wish you to do: Listen carefully: In a few moments, in this room, we are going to reconstruct the murder of Mrs. Breese.” He looked at the Countess. “I beg a thousand pardons from the members of her family. I assure them if I could spare them this ordeal, I would. But it is impossible.” He swung around to the rest. “It is now nine o’clock at night, a week ago. I have purposely darkened the room, and put on artificial light, to give verity to our scene. I shall ask all of you to repeat your movements of that night--but exactly!” With the air of an imperious director, he pointed to the Count. “You, my friend, at nine o’clock, were where?” “Outside in the corridor,” replied the Count. “Go there,” the Russian commanded. “And do exactly what you did that night. Observe what you observed that night and report to us from the corridor what you see.” Without waiting for the Count to leave, the Russian turned to the Countess and the younger Breese. “You two were upstairs in your rooms. Will you please go there now and come down when the butler calls you, as he called you that night?” “Look here,” the boy protested, “what’s the sense of it?” “I assure you,” said the Russian, “I would not dream of subjecting you to this ordeal if it were not extremely necessary.” The boy shrugged his shoulders and followed his sister out of the room. “It is good they are not here to watch everything,” the Russian commented as they left. “I wish to spare them pain.” He turned to the father. “You, Mr. Breese, go out into the street, and enter as you did last night. You have your key?” “Yes,” said Breese. “But why the devil should I?” “Because you wish to clear your name,” said the Russian. “I beg of you to do this for your own sake. I have only half an hour. It goes very quickly. Come!” Reluctantly Breese left the room. “Now,” said the Russian, “I shall take the part of Mrs. Breese. You, Mr. Thomas, were in this room with her. You remain here.” He looked at the actor quizzically. “You should find this work easy. It is your profession.” Then he raised his voice to its terrific boom: “All of you, everywhere. It is nine o’clock. We begin!” Then he stared at Rice. “I had quite forgotten you, Mr. Rice. You were at the American Minister’s at the time. Very well then. We shall call the library the Ministry. You shall wait there.” Rice good-naturedly nodded, and passed into the library. “Now,” said the Russian to Thomas. “I am Mrs. Breese. We are talking together. What is it you say to me?” “Hang it all,” cried the actor. “I can’t remember.” “Say something--anything,” commanded the Russian sharply. “Tell me you’re going back to the States to marry another girl. I get quite angry. I storm at you, don’t I?” “Yes,” the actor swallowed. “That is better,” commented the Russian, stepping out of his rôle. “You actually quarrelled with Mrs. Breese.” “But--but--” stammered the actor. The Russian held up his hand. “Play your part!” he commanded. “You are an execrable actor. I say to you: ‘You have deceived me. I love you.’ And you say to me----” The actor shifted uncomfortably. “What is it you say to me?” “Hang it all,” he began. “You say nothing. You storm out of the room. You run upstairs. Go!” Thomas fled from the room. It was really very funny, but none of us laughed. The Russian had us in his grip. “You see,” said the Russian, “this is what actually happened. Thomas told us fairy tales.” He snorted. “As if Mrs. Breese would calmly consent to his jilting her.” He turned to the door. “Count!” he cried. “You are in the corridor. What do you see?” “I see Mr. Breese coming toward the drawing-room.” “Good,” approved the Russian. “Where is the Japanese? Here, you----” The footman appeared from the library. Evidently the Russian had already given him minute instructions. He entered and picked up a tray from the table. “Mrs. Breese want nothing more?” “No,” replied the Russian. The footman bowed and obediently returned to the library with his tray. “Now I am left alone,” the Russian said to Smith. “I walk about. I am quite upset by the words of Mr. Thomas. I do not know what to do. My vanity is hurt. The telephone rings. Mr. Rice!” The promoter appeared from the library. He watched the Russian tolerantly. “Mr. Rice,” commanded the Russian briskly, “you are at the ministry. You are talking over the telephone with Mrs. Breese. Stand where you are, and I shall stand here. I say ‘Hello.’” “Well, it’s sort of hard to repeat the exact words,” Rice complained. “But I’ll do my best. Something like this: ‘Hello, Dora, how are you?’” “Excellent, Mr. Rice. You are our best actor. ‘Hello, Gordon.’” “‘Dora, I’ve some bad news for you.’ “‘What is it?’ “‘Are you alone?’ “‘Yes.’ “‘I’ve just gotten a check from the bank. It’s made out to Thomas and your signature is forged to it.’ “‘I can’t believe it.’ “As a matter of fact,” Rice interrupted, “she said much more than that. She railed at me considerably for libelling Mr. Thomas. Finally I said: ‘Well, you can see for yourself. I left the check and the letter from the bank teller on the table in the drawing-room!’ “‘Very well. Hold the wire. I’ll see.’ “Then I waited,” said Rice. “‘I can’t find it,’” the Russian suggested. “‘That’s funny. I put the check and a letter on the table, addressed to you. Thomas must have found it.’ “‘I don’t believe a word of it!’” “What’s that?” said Rice, looking up startled. “I was playing my part,” the Russian smiled. “Then, I presume, Mrs. Breese hung up suddenly, as startled people will. Good!” He swung around to us. “Now I am left alone once more. I am further distressed. I don’t know what to do. Mr. Breese! Where are you?” “Right outside the door,” the financier replied. “Come in.” The Russian suddenly fell to the floor. The door opened. Breese looked down and started. “Come closer,” the Russian called without shifting. “This is how you found me.” “Yes,” said Breese huskily. “And then you ran out.” “Yes.” “Follow out your movements then, Mr. Breese. Go into the street. Just as you did that night.” Breese hurried out of the room. “Brandlock,” the Russian called to the butler, who hurried forward now. He looked slightly askance at the prone figure of Perutkin. “Come--come--don’t be a fool!” the Russian snapped at him. “You saw Mrs. Breese in this position. Run upstairs now as you did then and summon the children.” The butler shrugged his shoulders disdainfully but did as he was told. The Russian called out into the corridor: “Count, what do you see?” “I see Mr. Breese running out into the street. I hear the butler telling them upstairs that Mrs. Breese was murdered.” “Good!” exclaimed the Russian. “Which tells us why our friend, the Count, made his foolish confession.” He picked himself up from the floor, just as the Breese children ran in. “Come in, all of you!” he cried. “We need go no further with this. The children run down. They summon a policeman. Someone telephones Rice at the Ministry. So far, we have traced the movements of each known individual. Mr. Thomas leaves in a huff. The telephone rings. Mrs. Breese answers. Mr. Breese comes in and finds his wife dead. The essential moment that still remains to be explained away is the time between Rice’s call and the entrance of Mr. Breese. What happened in that moment? What did Mrs. Breese do? How did she meet her death? Look around this room and tell me, Mr. Smith.” “I don’t know,” said Smith curtly. “And I don’t see that this is getting us anywhere.” “You do not see it?” persisted the Russian. “Miraculous! But then, for a long time I did not see it myself.” He turned abruptly. “The reason I am reconstructing this crime is to check back upon the known facts. For example, we know now that Mr. Thomas had been quarrelling with Mrs. Breese. We know now that Mr. Breese discovered the body. Now, Mr. Rice?” “Yes, sir,” said the promoter. “Anything further I can do?” “I want you to refresh your memory and tell us if there’s anything you have omitted in your telephone conversation with Mrs. Breese.” The promoter reflected a moment and then shook his head vigorously. “No, I guess not. I guess I covered the ground pretty thoroughly.” “You have forgotten nothing?” “Not a thing,” said Rice emphatically. “Very well,” said the Russian quietly, moving to the library. “Come here, Mr. Jenkins.” CHAPTER XXV THE CALL The bespectacled young man approached Perutkin rather timidly. “Do you know Mr. Jenkins, Mr. Rice?” “Afraid I don’t,” said the promoter. “I just noticed him in the library.” “Mr. Jenkins,” said the Russian, “is employed at the American Ministry.” He swung at Rice sharply. “Are you sure you have omitted nothing in your conversation?” “Positive,” said Rice. “Of course, I may have said something trivial--unessential----” “Every detail is important,” insisted the Russian. “I have done an amount of inquiry in this case, which is stupendous. Most of the information I have gathered is valueless. For example, I wanted to know exactly what it was you said to Mrs. Breese over the telephone that night, and for that reason I questioned Mr. Jenkins.” He turned to the timid young man. “You were at the American Ministry when Mr. Rice telephoned, were you not?” “Yes, sir, I was.” “And you overheard the conversation?” “I overheard Mr. Rice’s end of it,” the young man corrected precisely. “And does it check with his version today?” “No, sir.” “What’s that?” cried Rice. “Please be quiet, Mr. Rice,” admonished Perutkin. “This is a mere formality. It may have been an oversight on your part. Mr. Jenkins, tell us what Mr. Rice said to Mrs. Breese.” “Well, as I explained to you,” began the young man, “I was in the next booth, trying to call my mother. We have two booths at the Ministry. I was waiting for my number. I heard Mr. Rice talking--I couldn’t help hearing--and I thought the conversation so peculiar that I remembered it.” The young man stammered in his earnestness. “I didn’t hear anything about--about a check. I heard Mr. Rice say: ‘Hello, Dora. How are you?’ And then: ‘That lecture on companionate marriage. It’s starting now. Are you alone?’ And then she said something. And he said: ‘You’ll find it interesting.’ Then he said: ‘Sixty.’ Just the number--‘sixty’.” “So!” said the Russian. “A lecture on companionate marriage. Starting now. Sixty.” “Yes, sir.” Rice stared at the clerk. “I did forget that!” he exclaimed. “I suppose it was so trivial it just slipped my mind. Mrs. Breese was interested in companionate marriage and the Minister happened to mention that some silly woman or other was lecturing on it for the Woman’s Club, which, if I remember, is at Malecon 60. I must have repeated this information to Mrs. Breese.” “So!” said the Russian. “It is always advisable to check up on every