Murder in the Gilded Cage
where Henry happens to be. He and I aren’t exactly on speaking terms.”
This was the first I had heard of it, and I suppose my expression
indicated as much.
“Oh yes,” he nodded, as if in answer to my unspoken query. “He’s a
nice boy, but he just doesn’t understand. He doesn’t understand my
friendship with his mother. Now you’re a man of the world--you’d have
no trouble understanding. But a boy like that has curious ideas.” He
flicked a cigarette. “It’s damn annoying!” His face clouded. “It spoils
things, you know.”
I said nothing, and he continued as if he had finally found a
confidant: “I wanted everything to be pleasant, damn it. We can have
a jolly fine time on this boat. I’ve been on it before, but naturally
you don’t feel very comfortable if the son of your hostess is always
looking at you as if you don’t belong.”
The steward appeared with the cocktails, and refreshment further
loosened the tongue of the aggrieved young man.
“You and I ought to be pals,” he offered graciously. “I mean to say,
we’re in the same position. What I mean is, we’re going along because
Mrs. Breese wants us to, damn it! She likes our company and that’s
all there is to it. But you’ll find out before you’re on here very
long that that young boy is going to make all kinds of remarks. Lounge
lizard! He had the nerve to call me that one time. And he’ll be calling
you that, too.”
I pointed out in embarrassed self-defense that I had come along in a
professional capacity. But Mr. Thomas merely smiled.
“Of course, of course,” he gestured in dismissal of the excuse. “But
Mrs. Breese took you along because she liked you. She really doesn’t
want a thing, I assure you. Finest woman I ever met. She doesn’t expect
anything. Why, one night in Paris, I remember I was dog-tired and she
wanted to dance and I said ‘I’m dog-tired,’ and what do you think she
did? She said ‘In that case, we’ll stay home.’ Hang it all, there’s a
woman for you.”
I cite Mr. Thomas at vacuous length to give you some idea of his
mentality and his attitude. There was no question in my mind that the
problem of marriage between Mrs. Breese and himself had not come up.
Their relationship was still undetermined.
After the cocktails had been consumed, Gordon Rice joined us. He
seemed more florid than ever in checked grey and plus fours. He had
evidently been up on deck and his face was wind-blown. He greeted the
sight of glasses with an expansive chuckle and I pressed the bell for
reinforcements.
“Great weather!” Mr. Rice rubbed his cold hands. “I tell you, there’s
nothing like an ocean trip to set you right. I’ve been feeling foggy
for the last three months, and one hour on deck has sure made a
difference.” He sat down heavily. He turned to me. “Well, what are you
writing up? Got any big news?”
I laughed and said I didn’t expect any more big news. Incidentally, I
had determined (to salve my conscience) that part of my job would be to
suppress such news as Mrs. Breese thought fit for public consumption.
If I could do nothing else, I could at least prevent her from making a
fool of herself.
“You’ll like Havana in the spring,” Mr. Rice assured me. “It’s past the
season and all that, but it’s delightful. I was there all through the
summer once. ’Ninety-eight. Our little fracas with Spain. Funny, nobody
remembers that war. I guess they’ll be forgetting the last one before
you know it.”
“And they should,” said the actor. “Hang it all, who wants to remember
the war?”
Mr. Rice looked at the young man with some distaste. I had noted before
that he did not quite approve of Mrs. Breese’s gigolo. I could sense
now a healthy active man’s dislike of an idler.
Perhaps the actor felt the antagonism, too, for he protested: “I was in
the war myself.”
Rice raised his eyebrows half skeptically.
“Not exactly in the war. Spent almost a year drilling in camp. And a
fine time I had of it! One of those pests of a second-lieutenant, you
know. He and I never got along.” Thomas smirked. “Not after I took his
girl away from him. Then he tried to make life really miserable. Why,
he wouldn’t even let me wear the uniform my tailor made. Insisted I put
on those terrible togs the quartermaster issued.”
I tried to steer Mr. Thomas away from his woes, but with scant success.
“I could have killed that wretch!” he muttered with the first sign of
conviction I had heard in his voice since his torture on the witness
stand. “I would have, too, if it weren’t for the armistice.”
“You’d never have the go to kill anyone,” Rice laughed in his bluff
way. “Too much work.” His antagonism now was quite frank. But Thomas
only smiled feebly, and said: “I don’t know about that. I think a man
can stand just so much and no more, and then he’s just not responsible
for himself, damn it.”
Rice looked at him as he would at a particularly unpleasant insect. He
took no pains to hide his feelings.
“Having been an officer myself,” he said, “my sympathy is all for the
lieutenant. Probably thought he could make a soldier of you if he tried
hard enough.”
The conversation was getting embarrassing for me. Suddenly I heard
Thomas exclaim as if he had been startled. I looked up. In the doorway
stood young Henry Breese. I caught only a fleeting glimpse of the boy’s
face, but there was vindictive hatred in the flash of his eyes. Then he
darted out of my sight.
“Now what did he want to do that for?” Thomas whined. Rice continued to
look at him. I didn’t know what to say. Fortunately at this moment Mrs.
Breese sailed into the room, and in relief even Thomas rose to his
feet with some alacrity.
“Someone give me a cocktail!” she demanded gaily, and Rice was the
first to reach the shaker, and with quiet ceremony fill and give her a
glass of what seemed to me a perfect Martini. “Everybody having a good
time? I do want everybody to have a good time.” She never waited for an
answer. “I’ve ordered luncheon for one. This sea-air should give you
all an appetite. I know I feel perfectly marvellous.” I doubt if she
had even been on deck.
Thomas said he still had some unpacking to do and excused himself. She
smiled sweetly at him, and as he left the room her faded blue eyes
seemed to follow him appraisingly.
“I think he’s perfectly sweet,” she murmured, and I could hear Rice
grunt in disapproval. Mrs. Breese frowned.
“Gordon, I don’t know what you see in Guy that you don’t like, but for
my sake you might try to understand him. You know you don’t understand
him or you’d like him.”
“Nothing to understand,” muttered Rice. There was a moment’s silence.
Rice seemed to feel uncomfortable. He said finally that he, too, had
some unpacking to superintend, clearly a lame excuse, and left us.
Mrs. Breese sighed.
“I don’t know what to do. Gordon is a dear, but he just won’t
understand there are men who can do something else beside worry about
business all day long.” She took a Russian cigarette from her vanity
case and I lit it for her. “It makes it so embarrassing!”
She turned suddenly to me.
“What would you say if I were to tell you that Guy and I were engaged
to be married?”
I thought the woman had no further shocks in store for me and I was
stunned. She seemed to enjoy my open-mouthed amazement.
“I know I do things in my own strange way. But I’ve been thinking
deeply about this, I assure you. And I’ve just about made up my mind. I
want you to wireless all the newspapers and tell them that just as soon
as we reach Havana, Guy Thomas and I will be married. The decree is
final. I’m free to marry if I want to. And Guy has always been free.”
I breathed deeply. I shared some of Rice’s feelings towards the actor.
“But are you sure it’s wise?” Then I added hastily, “Of course, I don’t
mean your marriage. I don’t presume to discuss that. But you know an
announcement like that would only confirm your husband’s charges. It
would only confirm the gossip.”
“I can’t help that!” Mrs. Breese shook her head obstinately. “It’s my
husband’s own fault. I assure you I never looked at Guy as anything but
a nice young man until the trial. But now I’ve discovered I love him,
and nothing the world can say or do will part us.”
Mrs. Breese was huskily melodramatic, as if the entire universe at that
moment were in conspiracy to deprive her of her true love. “Of course,
you’ll have to word it very discreetly. You can quote me as saying that
through common suffering at the trial, we were thrown together. We
discovered that our friendship had ripened into something deeper, more
significant.”
I nodded miserably.
“I want the world to understand that for twenty-six years I have tried
to do my duty as a wife to a man I did not love. I married Henry Breese
because my family insisted on it. I made my sacrifice.” She looked
annoyed at me. “But you’re not taking a note!”
“I’ll remember every word,” I assured her. She seemed doubtful.
“It was through no act of mine that I was freed from my dreadful
burden.... I do wish you’d take notes.... Very well ... our union was
wrecked despite all my efforts to preserve it for the sake of our
children. Mr. Breese wanted to make me an outcast. But there is still
some justice in this world, and I was exonerated. I was made free.
And in my struggles I discovered that Guy Thomas and I were meant for
one another. I still have my life to live, now that I have done my
duty to my husband and my children. I intend to capture some happiness
for myself.... I don’t see how you’re going to remember all this....
_Very_ well.... Of course, ours will be a companionate marriage....
That is distinctly understood.... There shall be no primitive
possession.... Ours will be a union of faith and understanding....”
There is no need to continue. You are acquainted with the rest from the
stencils of the newspapers. And then Guy Thomas rejoined us.
“Guy!” Mrs. Breese exclaimed significantly. “I have just announced our
engagement!”
I would have sworn that the young man so chosen had no inkling of his
good fortune. Certainly, I could see he was dumbfounded. His mouth
opened and he smirked idiotically. Then he leaned over and kissed her.
I found I could not even murmur congratulations. I felt sure, and do
to this day, that Mrs. Breese wasn’t thinking of marriage or love or
anything else at the moment. She was already glorying in the sensation
that would be caused in New York. Newsprint can take hold of human
beings with the malevolent claws of a narcotic. For she said: “Now I
want you to quote Guy, too. What would you like to say, dear?”
“Eh?” said Guy conclusively. But Mrs. Breese characteristically did
not even wait for any profundities from him. She said: “I think all
you need from Guy is simply that he, too, believes in the terms of our
union, that we were thrown together by our common suffering. Please
don’t forget that. And----”
“I’d like to say,” said Guy, suddenly, “that I’m not leaving the stage.”
This thunderbolt made little impression upon either Mrs. Breese or
myself.
“Of course not, dear,” she soothed. “He’s not leaving the stage. I
would certainly not let anything interfere with my husband’s career.”
Thomas nodded sagely. Slowly the full significance of the news began
to envelop him and I could see him swell like a toy balloon. Probably
he had entertained the thought of marrying a very wealthy woman. But
he was not one to take the initiative. His berth as companion was
too comfortable to risk ambition. Now that his fondest day dream was
reality a foolish grin spread over his classical features and stayed
there.
“I think he’s so handsome!” Mrs. Breese confided to me while Thomas’
grin widened.
Whatever else my employer had to say was cut short by the sudden
reappearance of Rice. His face was very red, and his eyes blazed