Short Stories by Chekhov
with him to the grave, and now it would be left forlorn, and the same
thing would happen to it as to the birch copse and the pine forest.
Everything in this world was wasted and would be wasted! Yakov went out
of the hut and sat in the doorway, pressing the fiddle to his bosom.
Thinking of his wasted, profitless life, he began to play, he did not
know what, but it was plaintive and touching, and tears trickled down
his cheeks. And the harder he thought, the more mournfully the fiddle
wailed.
The latch clicked once and again, and Rothschild appeared at the gate.
He walked across half the yard boldly, but seeing Yakov he stopped
short, and seemed to shrink together, and probably from terror, began
making signs with his hands as though he wanted to show on his fingers
what o'clock it was.
"Come along, it's all right," said Yakov in a friendly tone, and he
beckoned him to come up. "Come along!"
Looking at him mistrustfully and apprehensively, Rothschild began to
advance, and stopped seven feet off.
"Be so good as not to beat me," he said, ducking. "Moisey Ilyitch has
sent me again. 'Don't be afraid,' he said; 'go to Yakov again and tell
him,' he said, 'we can't get on without him.' There is a wedding on
Wednesday. . . . Ye--es! Mr. Shapovalov is marrying his daughter to a
good man. . . . And it will be a grand wedding, oo-oo!" added the Jew,
screwing up one eye.
"I can't come," said Yakov, breathing hard. "I'm ill, brother."
And he began playing again, and the tears gushed from his eyes on to the
fiddle. Rothschild listened attentively, standing sideways to him and
folding his arms on his chest. The scared and perplexed expression on
his face, little by little, changed to a look of woe and suffering; he
rolled his eyes as though he were experiencing an agonizing ecstasy, and
articulated, "Vachhh!" and tears slowly ran down his cheeks and trickled
on his greenish coat.
And Yakov lay in bed all the rest of the day grieving. In the evening,
when the priest confessing him asked, Did he remember any special sin he
had committed? straining his failing memory he thought again of Marfa's
unhappy face, and the despairing shriek of the Jew when the dog bit him,
and said, hardly audibly, "Give the fiddle to Rothschild."
"Very well," answered the priest.
And now everyone in the town asks where Rothschild got such a fine
fiddle. Did he buy it or steal it? Or perhaps it had come to him as a
pledge. He gave up the flute long ago, and now plays nothing but the
fiddle. As plaintive sounds flow now from his bow, as came once from his
flute, but when he tries to repeat what Yakov played, sitting in the
doorway, the effect is something so sad and sorrowful that his audience
weep, and he himself rolls his eyes and articulates "Vachhh! . . ." And
this new air was so much liked in the town that the merchants and
officials used to be continually sending for Rothschild and making him
play it over and over again a dozen times. IVAN MATVEYITCH
BETWEEN five and six in the evening. A fairly well-known man of
learning-we will call him simply the man of learning-is sitting in his
study nervously biting his nails.
"It's positively revolting," he says, continually looking at his watch.
"It shows the utmost disrespect for another man's time and work. In
England such a person would not earn a farthing, he would die of hunger.
You wait a minute, when you do come . . . ."
And feeling a craving to vent his wrath and impatience upon someone, the
man of learning goes to the door leading to his wife's room and knocks.
"Listen, Katya," he says in an indignant voice. "If you see Pyotr
Danilitch, tell him that decent people don't do such things. It's
abominable! He recommends a secretary, and does not know the sort of man
he is recommending! The wretched boy is two or three hours late with
unfailing regularity every day. Do you call that a secretary? Those two
or three hours are more precious to me than two or three years to other
people. When he does come I will swear at him like a dog, and won't pay
him and will kick him out. It's no use standing on ceremony with people
like that!"
"You say that every day, and yet he goes on coming and coming."
"But to-day I have made up my mind. I have lost enough through him. You
must excuse me, but I shall swear at him like a cabman."
At last a ring is heard. The man of learning makes a grave face; drawing
himself up, and, throwing back his head, he goes into the entry. There
his amanuensis Ivan Matveyitch, a young man of eighteen, with a face
oval as an egg and no moustache, wearing a shabby, mangy overcoat and no
goloshes, is already standing by the hatstand. He is in breathless
haste, and scrupulously wipes his huge clumsy boots on the doormat,
trying as he does so to conceal from the maidservant a hole in his boot
through which a white sock is peeping. Seeing the man of learning he
smiles with that broad, prolonged, somewhat foolish smile which is seen
only on the faces of children or very good-natured people.
"Ah, good evening!" he says, holding out a big wet hand. "Has your sore
throat gone?"
"Ivan Matveyitch," says the man of learning in a shaking voice, stepping
back and clasping his hands together. "Ivan Matveyitch."
Then he dashes up to the amanuensis, clutches him by the shoulders, and
begins feebly shaking him.
"What a way to treat me!" he says with despair in his voice. "You
dreadful, horrid fellow, what a way to treat me! Are you laughing at me,
are you jeering at me? Eh?"
Judging from the smile which still lingered on his face Ivan Matveyitch
had expected a very different reception, and so, seeing the man of
learning's countenance eloquent of indignation, his oval face grows
longer than ever, and he opens his mouth in amazement.
"What is . . . what is it?" he asks.
"And you ask that?" the man of learning clasps his hands. "You know how
precious time is to me, and you are so late. You are two hours late! . .
. Have you no fear of God?"
"I haven't come straight from home," mutters Ivan Matveyitch, untying
his scarf irresolutely. "I have been at my aunt's name-day party, and my
aunt lives five miles away. . . . If I had come straight from home, then
it would have been a different thing."
"Come, reflect, Ivan Matveyitch, is there any logic in your conduct?
Here you have work to do, work at a fixed time, and you go flying off
after name-day parties and aunts! But do make haste and undo your
wretched scarf! It's beyond endurance, really!"
The man of learning dashes up to the amanuensis again and helps him to
disentangle his scarf.
"You are done up like a peasant woman, . . . Come along, . . . Please
make haste!"
Blowing his nose in a dirty, crumpled-up handkerchief and pulling down
his grey reefer jacket, Ivan Matveyitch goes through the hall and the
drawing-room to the study. There a place and paper and even cigarettes
had been put ready for him long ago.
"Sit down, sit down," the man of learning urges him on, rubbing his
hands impatiently. "You are an unsufferable person. . . . You know the
work has to be finished by a certain time, and then you are so late. One
is forced to scold you. Come, write, . . . Where did we stop?"
Ivan Matveyitch smooths his bristling cropped hair and takes up his pen.
The man of learning walks up and down the room, concentrates himself,
and begins to dictate:
"The fact is . . . comma . . . that so to speak fundamental forms . . .
have you written it? . . . forms are conditioned entirely by the
essential nature of those principles . . . comma . . . which find in
them their expression and can only be embodied in them . . . . New line,
. . . There's a stop there, of course. . . . More independence is found
. . . is found . . . by the forms which have not so much a political . .
. comma . . . as a social character . ."
"The high-school boys have a different uniform now . . . a grey one,"
said Ivan Matveyitch, "when I was at school it was better: they used to
wear regular uniforms."
"Oh dear, write please!" says the man of learning wrathfully. "Character
. . . have you written it? Speaking of the forms relating to the
organization . . . of administrative functions, and not to the
regulation of the life of the people . . . comma . . . it cannot be said
that they are marked by the nationalism of their forms . . . the last
three words in inverted commas. . . . Aie, aie . . . tut, tut . . . so
what did you want to say about the high school?"
"That they used to wear a different uniform in my time."
"Aha! . . . indeed, . . . Is it long since you left the high school?"
"But I told you that yesterday. It is three years since I left school. .
. . I left in the fourth class."
"And why did you give up high school?" asks the man of learning, looking
at Ivan Matveyitch's writing.
"Oh, through family circumstances."
"Must I speak to you again, Ivan Matveyitch? When will you get over your
habit of dragging out the lines? There ought not to be less than forty
letters in a line."
"What, do you suppose I do it on purpose?" says Ivan Matveyitch,
offended. "There are more than forty letters in some of the other lines.
. . . You count them. And if you think I don't put enough in the line,
you can take something off my pay."
"Oh dear, that's not the point. You have no delicacy, really. . . . At
the least thing you drag in money. The great thing is to be exact, Ivan
Matveyitch, to be exact is the great thing. You ought to train yourself
to be exact."
The maidservant brings in a tray with two glasses of tea on it, and a
basket of rusks. . . . Ivan Matveyitch takes his glass awkwardly with
both hands, and at once begins drinking it. The tea is too hot. To avoid
burning his mouth Ivan Matveyitch tries to take a tiny sip. He eats one
rusk, then a second, then a third, and, looking sideways, with
embarrassment, at the man of learning, timidly stretches after a fourth.
. . . The noise he makes in swallowing, the relish with which he smacks
his lips, and the expression of hungry greed in his raised eyebrows
irritate the man of learning.
"Make haste and finish, time is precious."
"You dictate, I can drink and write at the same time. . . . I must
confess I was hungry."
"I should think so after your walk!"
"Yes, and what wretched weather! In our parts there is a scent of spring
by now. . . . There are puddles everywhere; the snow is melting."
"You are a southerner, I suppose?"
"From the Don region. . . . It's quite spring with us by March. Here it
is frosty, everyone's in a fur coat, . . . but there you can see the
grass . . . it's dry everywhere, and one can even catch tarantulas."
"And what do you catch tarantulas for?"
"Oh! . . . to pass the time . . ." says Ivan Matveyitch, and he sighs.
"It's fun catching them. You fix a bit of pitch on a thread, let it down
into their hole and begin hitting the tarantula on the back with the
pitch, and the brute gets cross, catches hold of the pitch with his
claws, and gets stuck. . . . And what we used to do with them! We used
to put a basinful of them together and drop a bihorka in with them."
"What is a bihorka?"
"That's another spider, very much the same as a tarantula. In a fight
one of them can kill a hundred tarantulas."
"H'm! . . . But we must write, . . . Where did we stop?"
The man of learning dictates another twenty lines, then sits plunged in
meditation.
Ivan Matveyitch, waiting while the other cogitates, sits and, craning
his neck, puts the collar of his shirt to rights. His tie will not set
properly, the stud has come out, and the collar keeps coming apart.
"H'm! . . ." says the man of learning. "Well, haven't you found a job
yet, Ivan Matveyitch?"
"No. And how is one to find one? I am thinking, you know, of