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The American Language

H. L. Mencken

includes such fabulous monsters as these: continuous, recurrent, neutral, definite, indefinite, secondary, incomplete, inchoate, short and long. [11] By W. F. Webster and Alice Woodworth Cooley; Boston, 1903; rev. eds., 1905 and 1909. The authors are Minneapolis teachers. [12] /Op. cit./ p. 8. [13] Bulletin No. 2; Washington, 1917. [14] The Middle American, /American Magazine/, March, 1907. [15] /Cf./ White: Every-Day English, p. 367 /et seq./ [16] /Cf./ Sweet: New English Grammar, vol. i, p. 5. [17] Dr. Charters' report appears as Vol. XVI, No. 2, /University of Missouri Bulletin/, Education Series No. 9, Jan., 1915. He was aided in his inquiry by Edith Miller, teacher of English in one of the St. Louis high-schools. [18] You Know Me Al: New York, 1916. [19] /Saturday Evening Post/, July 11, 1914. [20] /Bin/ is the correct American pronunciation. /Bean/, as we have seen, is the English. But I have often found /ben/, rhyming with /pen/, in such phrases as "I /ben/ there." [21] See p. 209. [22] Seldom used. /Get/ is used in the place of it, as in "I am /getting/ old" and "he /got/ sick." [23] /Burned/, with a distinct /d/-sound, is almost unknown in American. See p. 201. [24] Not used. [25] /Cotched/ is heard only in the South, and mainly among the negroes. /Catch/, of course, is always pronounced /ketch/. [26] But "I /drew/ three jacks," in poker. [27] /Fotch/ is also heard, but it is not general. [28] /Fit/ and /fitten/, unless my observation errs, are heard only in dialect. /Fit/ is archaic English. /Cf./ Thornton, vol. i, p. 322. [29] /Glode/ once enjoyed a certain respectability in America. It occurs in the /Knickerbocker Magazine/ for April, 1856. [30] /Hanged/ is never heard. [31] /Het/ is incomplete without the addition of /up/. "He was /het up/" is always heard, not "he was /het/." [32] Always so pronounced. See p. 236. [33] See pp. 57 and 202. [34] Always used in place of /rinse/. [35] Always used in place of /roil/. [36] /Sot/ is heard as a localism only. [37] See /set/, which is used almost invariably in place of /sit/. [38] /Thunk/ is never used seriously; it always shows humorous intent. [39] See pp. 201 and 211. [40] /Cf./ Lounsbury: History of the English Language, pp. 309-10. [41] English As We Speak It In Ireland, p. 77. [42] The Science of Language, vol. i, p. 166. [43] The last stand of the distinct /-ed/ was made in Addison's day. He was in favor of retaining it, and in the /Spectator/ for Aug. 4, 1711, he protested against obliterating the syllable in the termination "of our praeter perfect tense, as in these words, /drown'd/, /walk'd/, /arriv'd/, for /drowned/, /walked/, /arrived/, which has very much disfigured the tongue, and turned a tenth part of our smoothest words into so many clusters of consonants." [44] A New English Grammar, pt. i, p. 380. [45] History of the English Language, p. 398. [46] And still more often as an adjective, as in "it was a /boughten/ dress." [47] You Know Me Al, p. 180; see also p. 122. [48] /Cf./ Lounsbury: History of the English Language, pp. 393 /et seq./ [49] Remark of a policeman talking to another. What he actually said was "before the Elks was /c'm 'ere/." /Come/ and /here/ were one word, approximately /cmear/. The context showed that he meant to use the past perfect tense. [50] These examples are from Lardner's story, A New Busher Breaks In, in You Know Me Al, pp. 122 /et seq./ [51] You Know Me Al, /op. cit./, p. 124. [52] The Making of English, p. 53. [53] /Cf./ /Dialect Notes/, vol. iii, pt. i, p. 59; /ibid./, vol. III, pt. iv, p. 283. [54] Henry Bradley, in The Making of English, pp. 54-5: "In the parts of England which were largely inhabited by Danes the native pronouns (/i. e./, /heo/, /his/, /heom/ and /heora/) were supplanted by the Scandinavian pronouns which are represented by the modern /she/, /they/, /them/ and /their/." This substitution, at first dialectical, gradually spread to the whole language. [55] /Cf./ Sweet: A New English Grammar, pt. i, p. 344, par. 1096. [56] Before a noun beginning with a vowel /thine/ and /mine/ are commonly substituted for /thy/ and /my/, as in "/thine/ eyes" and "/mine/ infirmity." But this is solely for the sake of euphony. There is no compensatory use of /my/ and /thy/ in the absolute. [57] The Making of English, p. 58. [58] /Cf./ The Dialect of Southeastern Missouri, by D. S. Crumb, /Dialect Notes/, vol. ii, pt. iv, 1903, p. 337. [59] It occurs, too, of course, in other dialects of English, though by no means in all. The Irish influence probably had something to do with its prosperity in vulgar American. At all events, the Irish use it in the American manner. Joyce, in English As We Speak It in Ireland, pp. 34-5, argues that this usage was suggested by Gaelic. In Gaelic the accusative pronouns, /e/, /i/ and /iad/ (=/him/, /her/ and /them/) are often used in place of the nominatives, /sé/, /si/ and /siad/ (=/he/, /she/ and /they/), as in "is /iad/ sin na buachaillidhe" (=/them/ are the boys). This is "good grammar" in Gaelic, and the Irish, when they began to learn English, translated the locution literally. The familiar Irish "John is dead and /him/ always so hearty" shows the same influence. [60] Pp. 144-50. [61] Modern English, p. 300. [62] A New English Grammar, pt. i, p. 339. [63] History of the English Language, pp. 274-5. [64] Modern English, p. 288-9. [65] /Cf./ p. 145n. [66] A New English Grammar, pt. i, p. 341. [67] It may be worth noting here that the misuse of /me/ for /my/, as in "I lit /me/ pipe" is quite unknown in American, either standard or vulgar. Even "/me/ own" is seldom heard. This boggling of the cases is very common in spoken English. [68] A New English Grammar, pt. i, p. 341. [69] The King's English, p. 63. [70] "Hon." Edward E. Browne, of Wisconsin, in the House of Representatives, July 18, 1918, p. 9965. [71] /Cf./ Vogue Affixes in Present-Day Word-Coinage, by Louise Pound, /Dialect Notes/, vol. v, pt. i, 1918. [72] The Speech of a Child Two Years of Age, /Dialect Notes/, vol. iv, pt. ii, 1914. [73] A New English Grammar, pt. i, pp. 437-8. [74] The King's English, p. 322. See especially the quotation from Frederick Greenwood, the distinguished English journalist. [75] Report of Edward J. Brundage, attorney-general of Illinois, on the East St. Louis massacre, /Congressional Record/, Jan. 7, 1918, p. 661. [76] The King's English, /op. cit./ [77] Oct. 1, 1864. [78] /At all/, by the way, is often displaced by /any/ or /none/, as in "he don't lover her /any/" and "it didn't hurt me /none/." [79] See the bibliography for the publication of Drs. Read and Pound. [80] The only book that I can find definitely devoted to American sounds is A Handbook of American Speech, by Calvin L. Lewis; Chicago, 1916. It has many demerits. For example, the author gives a /z/-sound to the /s/ in /venison/ (p. 52). This is surely not American. [81] Maryland edition, July 18, 1914, p. 1. [82] /Cf./ Lounsbury: The Standard of Pronunciation in English, p. 172 /et seq./ [83] /Stomp/ is used only in the sense of to stamp with the foot. One always /stamps/ a letter. An analogue of /stomp/, accepted in correct English, is /strop/ (/e. g./, /razor-strop/), from /strap/. [84] Our Own, Our Native Speech, /McClure's Magazine/, Oct., 1916. [Pg242] VII Differences in Spelling § 1 /Typical Forms/--Some of the salient differences between American and English spelling are shown in the following list of common words: /American/ /English/ Anemia anaemia aneurism aneurysm annex (noun) annexe arbor arbour armor armour asphalt asphalte ataxia ataxy ax axe balk (verb) baulk baritone barytone bark (ship) barque behavior behaviour behoove behove buncombe bunkum burden (ship's) burthen cachexia cachexy caliber calibre candor candour center centre check (bank) cheque checkered chequered cider cyder clamor clamour clangor clangour cloture closure[1] color colour connection connexion councilor councillor counselor counsellor cozy cosy curb kerb cyclopedia cyclopaedia defense defence demeanor demeanour diarrhea diarrhoea draft (ship's) draught dreadnaught dreadnought dryly drily ecology oecology ecumenical oecumenical edema oedema encyclopedia encyclopaedia endeavor endeavour eon aeon epaulet epaulette esophagus oesophagus fagot faggot favor favour favorite favourite fervor fervour flavor flavour font (printer's) fount foregather forgather forego forgo form (printer's) forme fuse fuze gantlet (to run the--) gauntlet glamor glamour good-by good-bye gram gramme gray grey harbor harbour honor honour hostler ostler humor humour inclose enclose indorse endorse inflection inflexion inquiry enquiry jail gaol jewelry jewellery jimmy (burglar's) jemmy labor labour laborer labourer liter litre maneuver manoeuvre medieval mediaeval meter metre misdemeanor misdemeanour mold mould mollusk mollusc molt moult mustache moustache neighbor neighbour neighborhood neighbourhood net (adj.) nett odor odour offense offence pajamas pyjamas parlor parlour peas (plu. of pea) pease picket (military) piquet plow plough pretense pretence program programme pudgy podgy pygmy pigmy rancor rancour rigor rigour rumor rumour savory savoury scimitar scimetar septicemia septicaemia show (verb) shew siphon syphon siren syren skeptic sceptic slug (verb) slog slush slosh splendor splendour stanch staunch story (of a house) storey succor succour taffy toffy tire (noun) tyre toilet toilette