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THE BAR ACT By Bud La Mar The way Len Carter won rodeo prizes was getting to be a bore--to the other contestants. But when he began to mix auto parts with trick riding, something unusual had to be done--and was. Novelty is a thing that will crop up in the most unexpected places, making an appearance at no given time. Gifted with a good deal of perseverance, a strong microscope and the eye of an eagle, a persistent person would even discover faint signs of the element among Digger Indians. The go-getter who can surprise the world with something new, anything from an automatic doughnut cutter to Pullman accommodation to the moon, is all set for a reserved seat on top of the scrap heap--assuming that he sleeps with one eye open and a cocked six-shooter under his pillow. Neglecting such vital precautions, he will find himself playing the part of the snipe hunter, holding an empty sack in a hopeful attitude, while some other fellow is smoking four-bit cigars and writing editorials on How To Be Successful. “You win,” said the jack rabbit to the mud turtle. “But wasn’t the scenery wonderful!” “What scenery?” said the turtle, which brings us back to Leonard Carter, the fancy trick rider, and his famous and much discussed Bar Act. In the days during which the following surprising incidents took place, the Bar Act was an unknown element among rodeo performers; unknown as a sirloin steak to a seagoing Eskimo. It was to become famous overnight in a very spectacular fashion. As the hound dog said when the bear took after him: “And how!” Leonard always led the field when it came to inventing fancy and impossible-looking trick riding stunts. Once, an imaginative cowboy, after practicing the thing a whole winter, astonished rodeo-going audiences by standing on his head on the back of a running horse. The next day, Carter came out riding on his left eyebrow, spinning a rope in each hand and waving a flag between his feet. Or some other fool stunt. Whatever it was that he did seemed about as simple and devoid of interest to the spectators as a wind-broke horse playing the bagpipes. The judges rated Carter’s stunt as a full house against the busted flush of the fellow who stood on his head. Which is a heap of difference considering the high cost of living. * * * * * The first rodeo of any importance to be held each year is presented in Cowtown, Texas. Following a long cold winter, it is the contestant’s first chance to bulldog the elusive iron men. The punchers swoop down upon the town from every direction, taking advantage of any means of transportation known to man. And a more hungry looking bunch of cowhands has never made an appearance at a public place. I’ve heard it said that a cowboy won’t walk. I know one who carried his saddle on his back all over northern Colorado. Yes, I know him intimately and well! Many a flivver loaded with riding gear and individuals wearing big hats has choked to death on its last drop of gas within a radius of ten miles from the thriving community of Cowtown. However, of late years, the boys have figured out a scheme to beat this transportation game. They spend the winter there. Which makes it reasonably certain that they will not miss the first contest of the year. The strained circumstances of most of the hands is what makes that show the wild ripsnorter it is noted to be. Folks watching a lean, hungry boy riding for day money (with a large steak and trimmings in sight if he can do it better than the other boys) are watching a ride what is a ride! Every cowboy working there goes for it with blood in his eye. Some will be friends again when the stampede is over, but while that blowout is taking place, it’s every man for himself and the Lord help the women and children. All the trick riders in the racket know Carter for what he is, a real hand. At various times, without warning and on the last day of the show, he has dashed out on the racetrack, wild-eyed and grinning, successfully accomplishing some impossible riding feat, the sight of which caused his competitors to bite large, salty chunks out of their saddles, with never a doubt in their minds as to who would be presented with the gold-edged certified check. Later, they mastered the same trick. They had to, to live. But never knowing when this enigmatic chap was going to blossom out in some new scandalous stunt, they regarded his every doings with deep suspicion and distrust. They attempted to sneak up on him while he was practicing, and practice is one thing that a trick rider has to do, regular and often. But apart from the fact that Leonard Carter did the bulk of his experimenting between the hours of midnight and sun-up, he was gifted with a sixth sense which never failed to warn him of prying eyes hid in the vicinity of his night activities. On this occasion, the first days of the show brought forth no new development in the trick riding and the trick riders began to breathe easier. So far they all had had an even break and only one more performance to go. But, having been fooled before, they kept both eyes open. And that night they opened them still wider. In fact, said optics attained unbelievable sizes. Heads were brought together in frantic efforts to comprehend and fight the possibilities of an unexpected bomb tossed into their midst. * * * * * One of them, more farsighted than the rest, had gone to a printing office to obtain the next day’s program. And now they sat open-mouthed in a hotel room, called together in a special meeting, to see what could be done about it. On this program, after Carter’s name, there was printed an enumeration of tricks to be performed by him and after the well-known shoulder stand, vaults, double vaults and others, stood three mystifying words ending the list: The Bar Act! “And who the hell,” said Bobby Stuart, “ever heard of the Bar Act?” “If I had never heard it but once,” said Slim Jones, “the sounds of it would give me the earache!” “Maybe it’s one of them there circus stunts, where some feller rides a barebacked horse and turns handsprings over a go-gadget,” puts in Buck Farrell brightly. “Yeah, and more likely it’s only the well-known gravity defyin’ feat of puttin’ a live elephant into violent motion by graspin’ him delicately by the tail and propellin’ through space from the back of a runnin’ horse. Who knows?” said Bobby Stuart in a dejected manner. “We gotta find out!” moaned Lou Warner, holding his head between his hands and gazing ceilingward in a thoughtful expression. “We gotta find out!” “Most likely it’s some dum fool thing that don’t amount to nawthin’,” said Buck hopefully. “Shore! Who cares about a thousand dollars anyway?” mused Slim, a sick-looking grin on his face. “We gotta find out! We gotta find out!” groaned Lou again. “We’ll never do it a-sittin’ here,” said Bobby in a businesslike tone of voice. “Let’s all go down to the barns where Leonard keeps his horse and watch what takes place. All the practicin’ he done here was mornings, at the show grounds. I know that he never left the hotel at night. His workouts was all performed in plain sight and if he done any Bar Act that I could see, I’m a cockeyed whippoorwill a-whistlin’ for his mate!” Buck stepped to the window and peered out at the night. “Nice and dark out there,” he said. “Maybe he wouldn’t see us if we was careful. Let’s peel off our big hats and white clothes, them that’s got ’em on.” His suggestion was taken up at once. Dark shirts were produced from various trunks and cream-colored Stetsons discarded. One by one the vigilance committee filed out of the room into the hall and from there to the street by a back door. The hour was late and the city asleep. * * * * * Rubber-tipped boot heels lightly pounded the deserted sidewalks of the slumbering metropolis. Pauses were made to peer around corners and glance behind in efforts to discover any chance trailers. The coast was clear and at the edge of the town the conspirators gathered into the protecting shadows of a barn. The silence was terrifying and a mere whisper was like the howling of a pack of coyotes. A shadow detached itself from the silent group, slipped easily through a window and disappeared within to return in a few minutes and announce with eloquent gestures and facial expressions that all horses were inside and accounted for. The ghostly gathering gained sitting postures, ears strained for approaching footfalls. Large chunks of silence floated by. A horse coughed. Nerves tensed, and relaxed. The moon came out from behind a cloud, sneered and slunk back from sight. Trained, hardened muscles became cramped from the immobility and tenseness required by the situation. The grass was slightly damp and, after a time, all felt as disgustingly wet and chilled as if at the bottom of a well. Buck Farrell repressed a sneeze and whispered, “Fine way to be a-trainin’ to win a trick ridin’ contest! I betcha I’ll be so dum stiff and sore in the mornin----” “Shet up!” warned a voice. “Lissen!” Ears strained anew and everyone breathed rapidly in short, expectant gasps. An automobile was approaching from the town, the exhaust firing noisily, no apparent efforts at secrecy being made. “It’s Carter’s buggy,” said someone. “Everybody duck!” Duck they did. Some disappeared behind a manure pile, others lay stretched on the ground, close to the sides of the barn. The car chugged ahead. A bright light danced on the front of the building. Brakes squeaked. The engine died. A door slammed shut. A tall, slender form wearing a big hat and carrying a long object wrapped in a blanket strode across the lighted path, humming happily. The doors of the barn were shoved open, the rollers grinding on the steel rail. A voice sounded, talking soothingly in a senseless fashion as a man to a horse to keep from startling the animal. The dull thud of leather slapped on a blanketed form. The dry click of a latigo strap after the knot is made. Carter emerged from the barn into the lights of his car, leading his famous trick-riding horse Spots, and carrying the mysterious wrapped object. He walked to the automobile, switched off the lights, mounted and rode off at a walk. Crouching shadows followed into the night. * * * * * The average walk of a horse is somewhat faster than that of a man. Some horses naturally fall into a sort of shuffling motion, between a walk and a trot, called a running walk. And that of all the walks is by far the swiftest. Spots was a running walker and easily fell into that gait. At first, the would-be investigators sneaked slowly and cautiously behind their quarry. But the realization that they would need to attain greater speed or be considerably late at any demonstration of fancy riding urged them on at a faster clip. Keeping a safe distance between themselves and the object of their interest, they struck a dogtrot, stumbling over invisible ruts and stones. I have offered to prove that a cowboy will walk under certain conditions and now I have a bunch of them running over a rough road in the uncertain hope of seeing another cowboy perform an unknown trick, so they could duplicate it. Strange doings indeed! Although the night was dark, they were forced to keep at a certain distance in the rear to avoid detection. At times they became alarmed, thinking that Carter was looking back over his shoulder. Especially on straight stretches this fear was more potent. Then they took to the