The Cardinal's snuff-box
the corners of her mouth betrayed a tendency to curve upwards, she
immediately compelled them down. “But perhaps he does not speak Italian
very well?” she suggested.
“Mache, Potenza! Everyone speaks Italian,” cried Marietta.
“Indeed?” said Beatrice.
“Naturally, your Grace--all Christians,” Marietta declared.
“Oh, I did n't know,” said Beatrice, meekly. “Well,” she acknowledged,
“since he speaks Italian, it is certainly unreasonable of him to call
veal a fowl.”
“But that, Magnificence,” Marietta went on, warming to her theme, “that
is only one of his simplicities. He asks me, 'Who puts the whitewash on
Monte Sfiorito? 'And when I tell him that it is not whitewash, but
snow, he says, 'How do you know?' But everyone knows that it is snow.
Whitewash!”
The sprightly old woman gave her whole body a shake, for the better
exposition of her state of mind. And thereupon, from the interior of her
basket, issued a plaintive little squeal.
“What have you in your basket?” Beatrice asked.
“A little piglet, Nobility--un piccolo porcellino,” said Marietta.
And lifting the cover an inch or two, she displayed the anxious face of
a poor little sucking pig.
“E carino?” she demanded, whilst her eyes beamed with a pride that
almost seemed maternal.
“What on earth are you going to do with him?” Beatrice gasped.
The light of pride gave place to a light of resolution, in Marietta's
eyes.
“Kill him, Mightiness,” was her grim response; “stuff him with almonds,
raisins, rosemary, and onions; cook him sweet and sour; and serve him,
garnished with rosettes of beet-root, for my Signorino's Sunday dinner.”
“Oh-h-h!” shuddered Beatrice and Emilia, in a breath; and they resumed
their walk.
XII
Francois was dining--with an appearance of great fervour.
Peter sat on his rustic bench, by the riverside, and watched him,
smoking a cigarette the while.
The Duchessa di Santangiolo stood screened by a tree in the park of
Ventirose, and watched them both.
Francois wore a wide blue ribbon round his pink and chubby neck; and his
dinner consisted of a big bowlful of bread and milk.
Presently the Duchessa stepped forth from her ambush, into the sun, and
laughed.
“What a sweetly pretty scene,” she said. “Pastoral--idyllic--it reminds
one of Theocritus--it reminds one of Watteau.”
Peter threw his cigarette into the river, and made an obeisance.
“I am very glad you feel the charm of it,” he responded. “May I be
permitted to present Master Francois Vllon?”
“We have met before,” said the Duchessa, graciously smiling upon
Francois, and inclining her head.
“Oh, I did n't know,” said Peter, apologetic.
“Yes,” said the Duchessa, “and in rather tragical circumstances. But
at that time he was anonymous. Why--if you won't think my curiosity
impertinent--why Francois Villon?”
“Why not?” said Peter. “He made such a tremendous outcry when he was
condemned to death, for one thing. You should have heard him. He has
a voice! Then, for another, he takes such a passionate interest in his
meat and drink. And then, if you come to that, I really had n't the
heart to call him Pauvre Lelian.”
The Duchessa raised amused eyebrows.
“You felt that Pauvre Lelian was the only alternative?”
“I had in mind a remark of Pauvre Lilian's friend and confrere, the
cryptic Stephane,” Peter answered. “You will remember it. 'L'ame d'un
poete dans le corps d'un--' I--I forget the last word,” he faltered.
“Shall we say 'little pig'?” suggested the Duchessa.
“Oh, please don't,” cried Peter, hastily, with a gesture of
supplication. “Don't say 'pig' in his presence. You'll wound his
feelings.”
The Duchessa laughed.
“I knew he was condemned to death,” she owned. “Indeed, it was in his
condemned cell that I made his acquaintance. Your Marietta Cignolesi
introduced us. Her air was so inexorable, I 'm a good deal surprised to
see him alive to-day. There was some question of a stuffing of rosemary
and onions.”
“Ah, I see,” said Peter, “I see that you're familiar with the whole
disgraceful story. Yes, Marietta, the unspeakable old Tartar, was
all for stuffing him with rosemary and onions. But he could not bring
himself to share her point of view. He screamed his protest, like a man,
in twenty different octaves. You really should have heard him. His voice
is of a compass, of a timbre, of an expressiveness! Passive endurance, I
fear, is not his forte. For the sake of peace and silence, I intervened,
interceded. She had her knife at his very throat. I was not an instant
too soon. So, of course, I 've had to adopt him.”
“Of course, poor man,” sympathised the Duchessa. “It's a recognised
principle that if you save a fellow's life, you 're bound to him for
the rest of yours. But--but won't you find him rather a burdensome
responsibility when he's grownup?” she reflected.
“--Que voulez-vous?” reflected Peter. “Burdensome responsibilities
are the appointed accompaniments of man's pilgrimage. Why not Francois
Villon, as well as another? And besides, as the world is at present
organised, a member of the class vulgarly styled 'the rich' can
generally manage to shift his responsibilities, when they become too
irksome, upon the backs of the poor. For example--Marietta! Marietta!”
he called, raising his voice a little, and clapping his hands.
Marietta came. When she had made her courtesy to the Duchessa, and
a polite enquiry as to her Excellency's health, Peter said, with
an indicative nod of the head, “Will you be so good as to remove my
responsibility?”
“Il porcellino?” questioned Marietta.
“Ang,” said he.
And when Marietta had borne Francois, struggling and squealing in her
arms, from the foreground--
“There--you see how it is done,” he remarked.
The Duchessa laughed.
“An object-lesson,” she agreed. “An object-lesson in--might n't one call
it the science of Applied Cynicism?”
“Science!” Peter plaintively repudiated the word. “No, no. I was rather
flattering myself it was an art.”
“Apropos of art--” said the Duchessa.
She came down two or three steps nearer to the brink of the river. She
produced from behind her back a hand that she had kept there, and held
up for Peter's inspection a grey-and-gold bound book.
“Apropos of art, I've been reading a novel. Do you know it?”
Peter glanced at the grey-and-gold binding--and dissembled the emotion
that suddenly swelled big in his heart.
He screwed his eyeglass into his eye, and gave an intent look.
“I can't make out the title,” he temporised, shaking his head, and
letting his eyeglass drop.
On the whole, it was very well acted; and I hope the occult little smile
that played about the Duchessa's lips was a smile of appreciation.
“It has a highly appropriate title,” she said. “It is called 'A Man of
Words,' by an author I've never happened to hear of before, named Felix
Wildmay.”
“Oh, yes. How very odd,” said Peter. “By a curious chance, I know it
very well. But I 'm surprised to discover that you do. How on earth did
it fall into your hands?”
“Why on earth shouldn't it?” wondered she. “Novels are intended to fall
into people's hands, are they not?”
“I believe so,” he assented. “But intentions, in this vale of tears,
are not always realised, are they? Anyhow, 'A Man of Words' is not like
other novels. It's peculiar.”
“Peculiar--?” she repeated.
“Of a peculiar, of an unparalleled obscurity,” he explained. “There has
been no failure approaching it since What's-his-name invented printing.
I hadn't supposed that seven copies of it were in circulation.”
“Really?” said the Duchessa. “A correspondent of mine in London
recommended it. But--in view of its unparalleled obscurity is n't it
almost equally a matter for surprise that you should know it?”
“It would be, sure enough,” consented Peter, “if it weren't that I just
happen also to know the author.”
“Oh--? You know the author?” cried the Duchessa, with animation.
“Comme ma poche,” said Peter. “We were boys together.”
“Really?” said she. “What a coincidence.”
“Yes,” said he.
“And--and his book?” Her eyebrows went up, interrogative. “I expect, as
you know the man, you think rather poorly of it?”
“On the contrary, in the teeth of verisimilitude, I think extremely
well of it,” he answered firmly. “I admire it immensely. I think it's
an altogether ripping little book. I think it's one of the nicest little
books I've read for ages.
“How funny,” said she.
“Why funny?” asked he.
“It's so unlikely that one should seem a genius to one's old familiar
friends.”
“Did I say he seemed a genius to me? I misled you. He does n't. In fact,
he very frequently seems--but, for Charity's sake, I 'd best forbear
to tell. However, I admire his book. And--to be entirely frank--it's a
constant source of astonishment to me that he should ever have been able
to do anything one-tenth so good.”
The Duchessa smiled pensively.
“Ah, well,” she mused, “we must assume that he has happy moments--or,
perhaps, two soul-sides, one to face the world with, one to show his
manuscripts when he's writing. You hint a fault, and hesitate dislike.
That, indeed, is only natural, on the part of an old friend. But you
pique my interest. What is the trouble with him? Is--is he conceited,
for example?”
“The trouble with him?” Peter pondered. “Oh, it would be too long and
too sad a story. Should I anatomise him to you as he is, I must blush
and weep, and you must look pale and wonder. He has pretty nearly
every weakness, not to mention vices, that flesh is heir to. But as for
conceit... let me see. He concurs in my own high opinion of his work, I
believe; but I don't know whether, as literary men go, it would be fair
to call him conceited. He belongs, at any rate, to the comparatively
modest minority who do not secretly fancy that Shakespeare has come back
to life.”
“That Shakespeare has come back to life!” marvelled the Duchessa. “Do
you mean to say that most literary men fancy that?”
“I think perhaps I am acquainted with three who don't,” Peter replied;
“but one of them merely wears his rue with a difference. He fancies that
it's Goethe.”
“How extravagantly--how exquisitely droll!” she laughed.
“I confess, it struck me so, until I got accustomed to it,” said he,
“until I learned that it was one of the commonplaces, one of the normal
attributes of the literary temperament. It's as much to be taken
for granted, when you meet an author, as the tail is to be taken for
granted, when you meet a cat.”
“I'm vastly your debtor for the information--it will stand me in stead
with the next author who comes my way. But, in that case, your friend
Mr. Felix Wildmay will be, as it were, a sort of Manx cat?” was her
smiling deduction.
“Yes, if you like, in that particular, a sort of Manx cat,” acquiesced
Peter, with a laugh.
The Duchessa laughed too; and then there was a little pause.
Overhead, never so light a breeze lisped never so faintly in the
tree-tops; here and there bird-notes fell, liquid, desultory, like drops
of rain after a shower; and constantly one heard the cool music of the
river. The sun, filtering through worlds and worlds of leaves, shed upon
everything a green-gold penumbra. The air, warm and still, was sweet
with garden-scents. The lake, according to its habit at this hour of
the afternoon, had drawn a grey veil over its face, a thin grey veil,
through which its sapphire-blue shone furtively. Far away, in the summer
haze, Monte Sfiorito seemed a mere dim spectre of itself--a stranger
might easily have mistaken it for a vague mass of cloud floating above
the horizon.
“Are you aware that it 's a singularly lovely afternoon?” the Duchessa
asked, by and by.
“I have a hundred reasons for thinking it so,” Peter hazarded, with the
least perceptible approach to a meaning bow.