The Forsyte saga - Complete
one hand Bodkin proffered the pictures to the foreign market,
with the other he formed a list of private British collectors.
Having obtained what he considered the highest possible bids from
across the seas, he submitted pictures and bids to the private
British collectors, and invited them, of their public spirit, to
outbid. In three instances (including the Goya) out of twenty-one
he was successful. And why? One of the private collectors made
buttons—he had made so many that he desired that his wife should
be called Lady “Buttons.” He therefore bought a unique picture at
great cost, and gave it to the nation. It was “part,” his friends
said, “of his general game.” The second of the private collectors
was an Americophobe, and bought an unique picture to “spite the
damned Yanks.” The third of the private collectors was Soames,
who—more sober than either of the, others—bought after a visit to
Madrid, because he was certain that Goya was still on the up
grade. Goya was not booming at the moment, but he would come
again; and, looking at that portrait, Hogarthian, Manetesque in
its directness, but with its own queer sharp beauty of paint, he
was perfectly satisfied still that he had made no error, heavy
though the price had been—heaviest he had ever paid. And next to
it was hanging the copy of “La Vendimia.” There she was—the
little wretch—looking back at him in her dreamy mood, the mood he
loved best because he felt so much safer when she looked like
that.
He was still gazing when the scent of a cigar impinged on his
nostrils, and a voice said:
“Well, Mr. Forsyde, what you goin' to do with this small lot?”
That Belgian chap, whose mother—as if Flemish blood were not
enough—had been Armenian! Subduing a natural irritation, he said:
“Are you a judge of pictures?”
“Well, I've got a few myself.”
“Any Post-Impressionists?”
“Ye-es, I rather like them.”
“What do you think of this?” said Soames, pointing to the
Gauguin.
Monsieur Profond protruded his lower lip and short pointed beard.
“Rather fine, I think,” he said; “do you want to sell it?”
Soames checked his instinctive “Not particularly”—he would not
chaffer with this alien.
“Yes,” he said.
“What do you want for it?”
“What I gave.”
“All right,” said Monsieur Profond. “I'll be glad to take that
small picture. Post-Impressionists—they're awful dead, but
they're amusin'. I don' care for pictures much, but I've got
some, just a small lot.”
“What do you care for?”
Monsieur Profond shrugged his shoulders.
“Life's awful like a lot of monkeys scramblin' for empty nuts.”
“You're young,” said Soames. If the fellow must make a
generalization, he needn't suggest that the forms of property
lacked solidity!
“I don' worry,” replied Monsieur Profond smiling; “we're born,
and we die. Half the world's starvin'. I feed a small lot of
babies out in my mother's country; but what's the use? Might as
well throw my money in the river.”
Soames looked at him, and turned back toward his Goya. He didn't
know what the fellow wanted.
“What shall I make my cheque for?” pursued Monsieur Profond.
“Five hundred,” said Soames shortly; “but I don't want you to
take it if you don't care for it more than that.”
“That's all right,” said Monsieur Profond; “I'll be 'appy to 'ave
that picture.”
He wrote a cheque with a fountain-pen heavily chased with gold.
Soames watched the process uneasily. How on earth had the fellow
known that he wanted to sell that picture? Monsieur Profond held
out the cheque.
“The English are awful funny about pictures,” he said. “So are
the French, so are my people. They're all awful funny.”
“I don't understand you,” said Soames stiffly.
“It's like hats,” said Monsieur Profond enigmatically, “small or
large, turnin' up or down—just the fashion. Awful funny.” And,
smiling, he drifted out of the gallery again, blue and solid like
the smoke of his excellent cigar.
Soames had taken the cheque, feeling as if the intrinsic value of
ownership had been called in question. 'He's a cosmopolitan,' he
thought, watching Profond emerge from under the verandah with
Annette, and saunter down the lawn toward the river. What his
wife saw in the fellow he didn't know, unless it was that he
could speak her language; and there passed in Soames what
Monsieur Profond would have called a “small doubt” whether
Annette was not too handsome to be walking with any one so
“cosmopolitan.” Even at that distance he could see the blue fumes
from Profond's cigar wreath out in the quiet sunlight; and his
grey buckskin shoes, and his grey hat—the fellow was a dandy! And
he could see the quick turn of his wife's head, so very straight
on her desirable neck and shoulders. That turn of her neck always
seemed to him a little too showy, and in the “Queen of all I
survey” manner—not quite distinguished. He watched them walk
along the path at the bottom of the garden. A young man in
flannels joined them down there—a Sunday caller no doubt, from up
the river. He went back to his Goya. He was still staring at that
replica of Fleur, and worrying over Winifred's news, when his
wife's voice said:
“Mr. Michael Mont, Soames. You invited him to see your pictures.”
There was the cheerful young man of the Gallery off Cork Street!
“Turned up, you see, sir; I live only four miles from Pangbourne.
Jolly day, isn't it?”
Confronted with the results of his expansiveness, Soames
scrutinized his visitor. The young man's mouth was excessively
large and curly—he seemed always grinning. Why didn't he grow the
rest of those idiotic little moustaches, which made him look like
a music-hall buffoon? What on earth were young men about,
deliberately lowering their class with these tooth-brushes, or
little slug whiskers? Ugh! Affected young idiots! In other
respects he was presentable, and his flannels very clean.
“Happy to see you!” he said.
The young man, who had been turning his head from side to side,
became transfixed. “I say!” he said, “'some' picture!”
Soames saw, with mixed sensations, that he had addressed the
remark to the Goya copy.
“Yes,” he said dryly, “that's not a Goya. It's a copy. I had it
painted because it reminded me of my daughter.”
“By Jove! I thought I knew the face, sir. Is she here?”
The frankness of his interest almost disarmed Soames.
“She'll be in after tea,” he said. “Shall we go round the
pictures?”
And Soames began that round which never tired him. He had not
anticipated much intelligence from one who had mistaken a copy
for an original, but as they passed from section to section,
period to period, he was startled by the young man's frank and
relevant remarks. Natively shrewd himself, and even sensuous
beneath his mask, Soames had not spent thirty-eight years over
his one hobby without knowing something more about pictures than
their market values. He was, as it were, the missing link between
the artist and the commercial public. Art for art's sake and all
that, of course, was cant. But aesthetics and good taste were
necessary. The appreciation of enough persons of good taste was
what gave a work of art its permanent market value, or in other
words made it “a work of art.” There was no real cleavage. And he
was sufficiently accustomed to sheep-like and unseeing visitors,
to be intrigued by one who did not hesitate to say of Mauve:
“Good old haystacks!” or of James Maris: “Didn't he just paint
and paper 'em! Mathew was the real swell, sir; you could dig into
his surfaces!” It was after the young man had whistled before a
Whistler, with the words, “D'you think he ever really saw a naked
woman, sir?” that Soames remarked:
“What are you, Mr. Mont, if I may ask?”
“I, sir? I was going to be a painter, but the War knocked that.
Then in the trenches, you know, I used to dream of the Stock
Exchange, snug and warm and just noisy enough. But the Peace
knocked that, shares seem off, don't they? I've only been
demobbed about a year. What do you recommend, sir?”
“Have you got money?”
“Well,” answered the young man, “I've got a father; I kept him
alive during the War, so he's bound to keep me alive now. Though,
of course, there's the question whether he ought to be allowed to
hang on to his property. What do you think about that, sir?”
Soames, pale and defensive, smiled.
“The old man has fits when I tell him he may have to work yet.
He's got land, you know; it's a fatal disease.”
“This is my real Goya,” said Soames dryly.
“By George! He was a swell. I saw a Goya in Munich once that
bowled me middle stump. A most evil-looking old woman in the most
gorgeous lace. He made no compromise with the public taste. That
old boy was 'some' explosive; he must have smashed up a lot of
convention in his day. Couldn't he just paint! He makes Velasquez
stiff, don't you think?”
“I have no Velasquez,” said Soames.
The young man stared. “No,” he said; “only nations or profiteers
can afford him, I suppose. I say, why shouldn't all the bankrupt
nations sell their Velasquez and Titians and other swells to the
profiteers by force, and then pass a law that any one who holds a
picture by an Old Master—see schedule—must hang it in a public
gallery? There seems something in that.”
“Shall we go down to tea?” said Soames.
The young man's ears seemed to droop on his skull. 'He's not
dense,' thought Soames, following him off the premises.
Goya, with his satiric and surpassing precision, his original
“line,” and the daring of his light and shade, could have
reproduced to admiration the group assembled round Annette's
tea-tray in the inglenook below. He alone, perhaps, of painters
would have done justice to the sunlight filtering through a
screen of creeper, to the lovely pallor of brass, the old cut
glasses, the thin slices of lemon in pale amber tea; justice to
Annette in her black lacey dress; there was something of the fair
Spaniard in her beauty, though it lacked the spirituality of that
rare type; to Winifred's grey-haired, corseted solidity; to
Soames, of a certain grey and flat-cheeked distinction; to the
vivacious Michael Mont, pointed in ear and eye; to Imogen, dark,
luscious of glance, growing a little stout; to Prosper Profond,
with his expression as who should say, “Well, Mr. Goya, what's
the use of paintin' this small party?” finally, to Jack Cardigan,
with his shining stare and tanned sanguinity betraying the moving
principle: “I'm English, and I live to be fit.”
Curious, by the way, that Imogen, who as a girl had declared
solemnly one day at Timothy's that she would never marry a good
man—they were so dull—should have married Jack Cardigan, in whom
health had so destroyed all traces of original sin, that she