The Grand Babylon Hôtel
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THE GRAND BABYLON HÔTEL
By Arnold Bennett
T. Racksole & Daughter
CONTENTS
Chapter One. THE MILLIONAIRE AND THE WAITER
Chapter Two. HOW MR RACKSOLE OBTAINED HIS DINNER
Chapter Three. AT THREE A.M.
Chapter Four. ENTRANCE OF THE PRINCE
Chapter Five. WHAT OCCURRED TO REGINALD DIMMOCK
Chapter Six. IN THE GOLD ROOM
Chapter Seven. NELLA AND THE PRINCE
Chapter Eight. ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF THE BARONESS
Chapter Nine. TWO WOMEN AND THE REVOLVER
Chapter Ten. AT SEA
Chapter Eleven. THE COURT PAWNBROKER
Chapter Twelve. ROCCO AND ROOM NO. 111
Chapter Thirteen. IN THE STATE BEDROOM
Chapter Fourteen. ROCCO ANSWERS SOME QUESTIONS
Chapter Fifteen. END OF THE YACHT ADVENTURE
Chapter Sixteen. THE WOMAN WITH THE RED HAT
Chapter Seventeen. THE RELEASE OF PRINCE EUGEN
Chapter Eighteen. IN THE NIGHT-TIME
Chapter Nineteen. ROYALTY AT THE GRAND BABYLON
Chapter Twenty. MR SAMPSON LEVI BIDS PRINCE EUGEN GOOD MORNING
Chapter Twenty-One. THE RETURN OF FÉLIX BABYLON
Chapter Twenty-Two. IN THE WINE CELLARS OF THE GRAND BABYLON
Chapter Twenty-Three. FURTHER EVENTS IN THE CELLAR
Chapter Twenty-Four. THE BOTTLE OF WINE
Chapter Twenty-Five. THE STEAM LAUNCH
Chapter Twenty-Six. THE NIGHT CHASE AND THE MUDLARK
Chapter Twenty-Seven. THE CONFESSION OF MR TOM JACKSON
Chapter Twenty-Eight. THE STATE BEDROOM ONCE MORE
Chapter Twenty-Nine. THEODORE IS CALLED TO THE RESCUE
Chapter Thirty. CONCLUSION
Chapter One THE MILLIONAIRE AND THE WAITER
‘YES, sir?’
Jules, the celebrated head waiter of the Grand Babylon, was bending
formally towards the alert, middle-aged man who had just entered the
smoking-room and dropped into a basket-chair in the corner by the
conservatory. It was 7.45 on a particularly sultry June night, and
dinner was about to be served at the Grand Babylon. Men of all sizes,
ages, and nationalities, but every one alike arrayed in faultless
evening dress, were dotted about the large, dim apartment. A faint odour
of flowers came from the conservatory, and the tinkle of a fountain. The
waiters, commanded by Jules, moved softly across the thick Oriental
rugs, balancing their trays with the dexterity of jugglers, and
receiving and executing orders with that air of profound importance of
which only really first-class waiters have the secret. The atmosphere
was an atmosphere of serenity and repose, characteristic of the Grand
Babylon. It seemed impossible that anything could occur to mar the
peaceful, aristocratic monotony of existence in that perfectly-managed
establishment. Yet on that night was to happen the mightiest upheaval
that the Grand Babylon had ever known.
‘Yes, sir?’ repeated Jules, and this time there was a shade of august
disapproval in his voice: it was not usual for him to have to address a
customer twice.
‘Oh!’ said the alert, middle-aged man, looking up at length. Beautifully
ignorant of the identity of the great Jules, he allowed his grey eyes to
twinkle as he caught sight of the expression on the waiter’s face.
‘Bring me an Angel Kiss.’
‘Pardon, sir?’
‘Bring me an Angel Kiss, and be good enough to lose no time.’
‘If it’s an American drink, I fear we don’t keep it, sir.’ The voice of
Jules fell icily distinct, and several men glanced round uneasily, as if
to deprecate the slightest disturbance of their calm. The appearance of
the person to whom Jules was speaking, however, reassured them somewhat,
for he had all the look of that expert, the travelled Englishman, who
can differentiate between one hotel and another by instinct, and who
knows at once where he may make a fuss with propriety, and where it is
advisable to behave exactly as at the club. The Grand Babylon was a
hotel in whose smoking-room one behaved as though one was at one’s club.
‘I didn’t suppose you did keep it, but you can mix it, I guess, even in
this hotel.’
‘This isn’t an American hotel, sir.’ The calculated insolence of the
words was cleverly masked beneath an accent of humble submission.
The alert, middle-aged man sat up straight, and gazed placidly at Jules,
who was pulling his famous red side-whiskers.
‘Get a liqueur glass,’ he said, half curtly and half with good-humoured
tolerance, ‘pour into it equal quantities of maraschino, cream, and
crême de menthe. Don’t stir it; don’t shake it. Bring it to me. And, I
say, tell the bar-tender--’
‘Bar-tender, sir?’
‘Tell the bar-tender to make a note of the recipe, as I shall probably
want an Angel Kiss every evening before dinner so long as this weather
lasts.’
‘I will send the drink to you, sir,’ said Jules distantly. That was his
parting shot, by which he indicated that he was not as other waiters
are, and that any person who treated him with disrespect did so at his
own peril.
A few minutes later, while the alert, middle-aged man was tasting the
Angel Kiss, Jules sat in conclave with Miss Spencer, who had charge of
the bureau of the Grand Babylon. This bureau was a fairly large chamber,
with two sliding glass partitions which overlooked the entrance-hall and
the smoking-room. Only a small portion of the clerical work of the great
hotel was performed there. The place served chiefly as the lair of Miss
Spencer, who was as well known and as important as Jules himself. Most
modern hotels have a male clerk to superintend the bureau. But the Grand
Babylon went its own way. Miss Spencer had been bureau clerk almost
since the Grand Babylon had first raised its massive chimneys to heaven,
and she remained in her place despite the vagaries of other hotels.
Always admirably dressed in plain black silk, with a small diamond
brooch, immaculate wrist-bands, and frizzed yellow hair, she looked now
just as she had looked an indefinite number of years ago. Her age--none
knew it, save herself and perhaps one other, and none cared. The
gracious and alluring contours of her figure were irreproachable; and in
the evenings she was a useful ornament of which any hotel might be
innocently proud. Her knowledge of Bradshaw, of steamship services, and
the programmes of theatres and music-halls was unrivalled; yet she never
travelled, she never went to a theatre or a music-hall. She seemed to
spend the whole of her life in that official lair of hers, imparting
information to guests, telephoning to the various departments, or
engaged in intimate conversations with her special friends on the staff,
as at present.
‘Who’s Number 107?’ Jules asked this black-robed lady.
Miss Spencer examined her ledgers.
‘Mr Theodore Racksole, New York.’
‘I thought he must be a New Yorker,’ said Jules, after a brief,
significant pause, ‘but he talks as good English as you or me. Says he
wants an “Angel Kiss”--maraschino and cream, if you please--every night.
I’ll see he doesn’t stop here too long.’
Miss Spencer smiled grimly in response. The notion of referring to
Theodore Racksole as a ‘New Yorker’ appealed to her sense of humour, a
sense in which she was not entirely deficient. She knew, of course, and
she knew that Jules knew, that this Theodore Racksole must be the unique
and only Theodore Racksole, the third richest man in the United States,
and therefore probably in the world. Nevertheless she ranged herself at
once on the side of Jules.
Just as there was only one Racksole, so there was only one Jules, and
Miss Spencer instinctively shared the latter’s indignation at the
spectacle of any person whatsoever, millionaire or Emperor, presuming to
demand an ‘Angel Kiss’, that unrespectable concoction of maraschino and
cream, within the precincts of the Grand Babylon. In the world of hotels
it was currently stated that, next to the proprietor, there were three
gods at the Grand Babylon--Jules, the head waiter, Miss Spencer, and,
most powerful of all, Rocco, the renowned chef, who earned two thousand
a year, and had a chalet on the Lake of Lucerne. All the great hotels in
Northumberland Avenue and on the Thames Embankment had tried to get
Rocco away from the Grand Babylon, but without success. Rocco was well
aware that even he could rise no higher than the maître hotel of the
Grand Babylon, which, though it never advertised itself, and didn’t
belong to a limited company, stood an easy first among the hotels of
Europe--first in expensiveness, first in exclusiveness, first in that
mysterious quality known as ‘style’.
Situated on the Embankment, the Grand Babylon, despite its noble
proportions, was somewhat dwarfed by several colossal neighbours. It had
but three hundred and fifty rooms, whereas there are two hotels within a
quarter of a mile with six hundred and four hundred rooms respectively.
On the other hand, the Grand Babylon was the only hotel in London with a
genuine separate entrance for Royal visitors constantly in use. The
Grand Babylon counted that day wasted on which it did not entertain, at
the lowest, a German prince or the Maharajah of some Indian State. When
Felix Babylon--after whom, and not with any reference to London’s
nickname, the hotel was christened--when Felix Babylon founded the hotel
in 1869 he had set himself to cater for Royalty, and that was the secret
of his triumphant eminence.
The son of a rich Swiss hotel proprietor and financier, he had contrived
to established a connection with the officials of several European
Courts, and he had not spared money in that respect. Sundry kings and
not a few princesses called him Felix, and spoke familiarly of the hotel
as ‘Felix’s’; and Felix had found that this was very good for trade. The
Grand Babylon was managed accordingly. The ‘note’ of its policy was
discretion, always discretion, and quietude, simplicity, remoteness. The
place was like a palace incognito. There was no gold sign over the roof,
not even an explanatory word at the entrance. You walked down a small
side street off the Strand, you saw a plain brown building in front of
you, with two mahogany swing doors, and an official behind each; the
doors opened noiselessly; you entered; you were in Felix’s. If you meant
to be a guest, you, or your courier, gave your card to Miss Spencer.
Upon no consideration did you ask for the tariff. It was not good form
to mention prices at the Grand Babylon; the prices were enormous, but
you never mentioned them. At the conclusion of your stay a bill was
presented, brief and void of dry details, and you paid it without a
word. You met with a stately civility, that was all. No one had
originally asked you to come; no one expressed the hope that you would
come again. The Grand Babylon was far above such manoeuvres; it defied
competition by ignoring it; and consequently was nearly always full
during the season.
If there was one thing more than another that annoyed the Grand Babylon-
-put its back up, so to speak--it was to be compared with, or to be
mistaken for, an American hotel. The Grand Babylon was resolutely
opposed to American methods of eating, drinking, and lodging--but
especially American methods of drinking. The resentment of Jules, on
being requested to supply Mr Theodore Racksole with an Angel Kiss, will
therefore be appreciated.
‘Anybody with Mr Theodore Racksole?’ asked Jules, continuing his
conversation with Miss Spencer. He put a scornful stress on every
syllable of the guest’s name.
‘Miss Racksole--she’s in No. 111.’
Jules paused, and stroked his left whisker as it lay on his gleaming
white collar.
‘She’s where?’ he queried, with a peculiar emphasis.
‘No. 111. I couldn’t help it. There was no other room with a bathroom
and dressing-room on that floor.’ Miss Spencer’s voice had an appealing
tone of excuse.
‘Why didn’t you tell Mr Theodore Racksole and Miss Racksole that we were