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for his darling mother! Let him have the Bethel minister to comfort
and console him, Brass. Eh, Kit, eh? Drive on coachey, drive on. Bye
bye, Kit; all good go with you; keep up your spirits; my love to the
Garlands--the dear old lady and gentleman. Say I inquired after ‘em,
will you? Blessings on ‘em, on you, and on everybody, Kit. Blessings
on all the world!’
With such good wishes and farewells, poured out in a rapid torrent
until they were out of hearing, Quilp suffered them to depart; and when
he could see the coach no longer, drew in his head, and rolled upon the
ground in an ecstacy of enjoyment.
When they reached the notary’s, which they were not long in doing, for
they had encountered the dwarf in a bye street at a very little
distance from the house, Mr Brass dismounted; and opening the coach
door with a melancholy visage, requested his sister to accompany him
into the office, with the view of preparing the good people within, for
the mournful intelligence that awaited them. Miss Sally complying, he
desired Mr Swiveller to accompany them. So, into the office they went;
Mr Sampson and his sister arm-in-arm; and Mr Swiveller following, alone.
The notary was standing before the fire in the outer office, talking to
Mr Abel and the elder Mr Garland, while Mr Chuckster sat writing at the
desk, picking up such crumbs of their conversation as happened to fall
in his way. This posture of affairs Mr Brass observed through the
glass-door as he was turning the handle, and seeing that the notary
recognised him, he began to shake his head and sigh deeply while that
partition yet divided them.
‘Sir,’ said Sampson, taking off his hat, and kissing the two
fore-fingers of his right hand beaver glove, ‘my name is Brass--Brass
of Bevis Marks, Sir. I have had the honour and pleasure, Sir, of being
concerned against you in some little testamentary matters. How do you
do, sir?’
‘My clerk will attend to any business you may have come upon, Mr
Brass,’ said the notary, turning away.
‘Thank you Sir,’ said Brass, ‘thank you, I am sure. Allow me, Sir, to
introduce my sister--quite one of us Sir, although of the weaker
sex--of great use in my business Sir, I assure you. Mr Richard, sir,
have the goodness to come foward if you please--No really,’ said Brass,
stepping between the notary and his private office (towards which he
had begun to retreat), and speaking in the tone of an injured man,
‘really Sir, I must, under favour, request a word or two with you,
indeed.’
‘Mr Brass,’ said the other, in a decided tone, ‘I am engaged. You see
that I am occupied with these gentlemen. If you will communicate your
business to Mr Chuckster yonder, you will receive every attention.’
‘Gentlemen,’ said Brass, laying his right hand on his waistcoat, and
looking towards the father and son with a smooth smile--‘Gentlemen, I
appeal to you--really, gentlemen--consider, I beg of you. I am of the
law. I am styled “gentleman” by Act of Parliament. I maintain the
title by the annual payment of twelve pound sterling for a certificate.
I am not one of your players of music, stage actors, writers of books,
or painters of pictures, who assume a station that the laws of their
country don’t recognise. I am none of your strollers or vagabonds. If
any man brings his action against me, he must describe me as a
gentleman, or his action is null and void. I appeal to you--is this
quite respectful? Really gentlemen--’
‘Well, will you have the goodness to state your business then, Mr
Brass?’ said the notary.
‘Sir,’ rejoined Brass, ‘I will. Ah Mr Witherden! you little know
the--but I will not be tempted to travel from the point, sir, I believe
the name of one of these gentlemen is Garland.’
‘Of both,’ said the notary.
‘In-deed!’ rejoined Brass, cringing excessively. ‘But I might have
known that, from the uncommon likeness. Extremely happy, I am sure, to
have the honour of an introduction to two such gentlemen, although the
occasion is a most painful one. One of you gentlemen has a servant
called Kit?’
‘Both,’ replied the notary.
‘Two Kits?’ said Brass smiling. ‘Dear me!’
‘One Kit, sir,’ returned Mr Witherden angrily, ‘who is employed by both
gentlemen. What of him?’
‘This of him, sir,’ rejoined Brass, dropping his voice impressively.
‘That young man, sir, that I have felt unbounded and unlimited
confidence in, and always behaved to as if he was my equal--that young
man has this morning committed a robbery in my office, and been taken
almost in the fact.’
‘This must be some falsehood!’ cried the notary.
‘It is not possible,’ said Mr Abel.
‘I’ll not believe one word of it,’ exclaimed the old gentleman.
Mr Brass looked mildly round upon them, and rejoined,
‘Mr Witherden, sir, YOUR words are actionable, and if I was a man of
low and mean standing, who couldn’t afford to be slandered, I should
proceed for damages. Hows’ever, sir, being what I am, I merely scorn
such expressions. The honest warmth of the other gentleman I respect,
and I’m truly sorry to be the messenger of such unpleasant news. I
shouldn’t have put myself in this painful position, I assure you, but
that the lad himself desired to be brought here in the first instance,
and I yielded to his prayers. Mr Chuckster, sir, will you have the
goodness to tap at the window for the constable that’s waiting in the
coach?’
The three gentlemen looked at each other with blank faces when these
words were uttered, and Mr Chuckster, doing as he was desired, and
leaping off his stool with something of the excitement of an inspired
prophet whose foretellings had in the fulness of time been realised,
held the door open for the entrance of the wretched captive.
Such a scene as there was, when Kit came in, and bursting into the rude
eloquence with which Truth at length inspired him, called Heaven to
witness that he was innocent, and that how the property came to be
found upon him he knew not! Such a confusion of tongues, before the
circumstances were related, and the proofs disclosed! Such a dead
silence when all was told, and his three friends exchanged looks of
doubt and amazement!
‘Is it not possible,’ said Mr Witherden, after a long pause, ‘that this
note may have found its way into the hat by some accident,--such as
the removal of papers on the desk, for instance?’
But this was clearly shown to be quite impossible. Mr Swiveller,
though an unwilling witness, could not help proving to demonstration,
from the position in which it was found, that it must have been
designedly secreted.
‘It’s very distressing,’ said Brass, ‘immensely distressing, I am sure.
When he comes to be tried, I shall be very happy to recommend him to
mercy on account of his previous good character. I did lose money
before, certainly, but it doesn’t quite follow that he took it. The
presumption’s against him--strongly against him--but we’re Christians,
I hope?’
‘I suppose,’ said the constable, looking round, ‘that no gentleman here
can give evidence as to whether he’s been flush of money of late, Do
you happen to know, Sir?’
‘He has had money from time to time, certainly,’ returned Mr Garland,
to whom the man had put the question. ‘But that, as he always told me,
was given him by Mr Brass himself.’
‘Yes to be sure,’ said Kit eagerly. ‘You can bear me out in that, Sir?’
‘Eh?’ cried Brass, looking from face to face with an expression of
stupid amazement.
‘The money you know, the half-crowns, that you gave me--from the
lodger,’ said Kit.
‘Oh dear me!’ cried Brass, shaking his head and frowning heavily.
‘This is a bad case, I find; a very bad case indeed.’
‘What! Did you give him no money on account of anybody, Sir?’ asked Mr
Garland, with great anxiety.
‘I give him money, Sir!’ returned Sampson. ‘Oh, come you know, this is
too barefaced. Constable, my good fellow, we had better be going.’
‘What!’ shrieked Kit. ‘Does he deny that he did? ask him, somebody,
pray. Ask him to tell you whether he did or not!’
‘Did you, sir?’ asked the notary.
‘I tell you what, gentlemen,’ replied Brass, in a very grave manner,
‘he’ll not serve his case this way, and really, if you feel any
interest in him, you had better advise him to go upon some other tack.
Did I, sir? Of course I never did.’
‘Gentlemen,’ cried Kit, on whom a light broke suddenly, ‘Master, Mr
Abel, Mr Witherden, every one of you--he did it! What I have done to
offend him, I don’t know, but this is a plot to ruin me. Mind,
gentlemen, it’s a plot, and whatever comes of it, I will say with my
dying breath that he put that note in my hat himself! Look at him,
gentlemen! see how he changes colour. Which of us looks the guilty
person--he, or I?’
‘You hear him, gentlemen?’ said Brass, smiling, ‘you hear him. Now,
does this case strike you as assuming rather a black complexion, or
does it not? Is it at all a treacherous case, do you think, or is it
one of mere ordinary guilt? Perhaps, gentlemen, if he had not said
this in your presence and I had reported it, you’d have held this to be
impossible likewise, eh?’
With such pacific and bantering remarks did Mr Brass refute the foul
aspersion on his character; but the virtuous Sarah, moved by stronger
feelings, and having at heart, perhaps, a more jealous regard for the
honour of her family, flew from her brother’s side, without any
previous intimation of her design, and darted at the prisoner with the
utmost fury. It would undoubtedly have gone hard with Kit’s face, but
that the wary constable, foreseeing her design, drew him aside at the
critical moment, and thus placed Mr Chuckster in circumstances of some
jeopardy; for that gentleman happening to be next the object of Miss
Brass’s wrath; and rage being, like love and fortune, blind; was
pounced upon by the fair enslaver, and had a false collar plucked up by
the roots, and his hair very much dishevelled, before the exertions of
the company could make her sensible of her mistake.
The constable, taking warning by this desperate attack, and thinking
perhaps that it would be more satisfactory to the ends of justice if
the prisoner were taken before a magistrate, whole, rather than in
small pieces, led him back to the hackney-coach without more ado, and
moreover insisted on Miss Brass becoming an outside passenger; to which
proposal the charming creature, after a little angry discussion,
yielded her consent; and so took her brother Sampson’s place upon the
box: Mr Brass with some reluctance agreeing to occupy her seat inside.
These arrangements perfected, they drove to the justice-room with all
speed, followed by the notary and his two friends in another coach. Mr
Chuckster alone was left behind--greatly to his indignation; for he
held the evidence he could have given, relative to Kit’s returning to
work out the shilling, to be so very material as bearing upon his
hypocritical and designing character, that he considered its
suppression little better than a compromise of felony.
At the justice-room, they found the single gentleman, who had gone
straight there, and was expecting them with desperate impatience. But
not fifty single gentlemen rolled into one could have helped poor Kit,
who in half an hour afterwards was committed for trial, and was assured
by a friendly officer on his way to prison that there was no occasion
to be cast down, for the sessions would soon be on, and he would, in
all likelihood, get his little affair disposed of, and be comfortably
transported, in less than a fortnight.
CHAPTER 61
Let moralists and philosophers say what they may, it is very
questionable whether a guilty man would have felt half as much misery
that night, as Kit did, being innocent. The world, being in the