Love and Freindship [sic]
that I am sure were you with me you would oblige me to leave off
writing, and I cannot give you a greater proof of my affection for you
than by acting, as I know you would wish me to do, whether Absent or
Present. I am my dear Emmas sincere freind
E. L.
LETTER the NINTH
Mrs MARLOWE to Miss LUTTERELL
Grosvenor Street, April 10th
Need I say my dear Eloisa how wellcome your letter was to me I cannot
give a greater proof of the pleasure I received from it, or of the
Desire I feel that our Correspondence may be regular and frequent than
by setting you so good an example as I now do in answering it before
the end of the week—. But do not imagine that I claim any merit in
being so punctual; on the contrary I assure you, that it is a far
greater Gratification to me to write to you, than to spend the Evening
either at a Concert or a Ball. Mr Marlowe is so desirous of my
appearing at some of the Public places every evening that I do not like
to refuse him, but at the same time so much wish to remain at Home,
that independant of the Pleasure I experience in devoting any portion
of my Time to my Dear Eloisa, yet the Liberty I claim from having a
letter to write of spending an Evening at home with my little Boy, you
know me well enough to be sensible, will of itself be a sufficient
Inducement (if one is necessary) to my maintaining with Pleasure a
Correspondence with you. As to the subject of your letters to me,
whether grave or merry, if they concern you they must be equally
interesting to me; not but that I think the melancholy Indulgence of
your own sorrows by repeating them and dwelling on them to me, will
only encourage and increase them, and that it will be more prudent in
you to avoid so sad a subject; but yet knowing as I do what a soothing
and melancholy Pleasure it must afford you, I cannot prevail on myself
to deny you so great an Indulgence, and will only insist on your not
expecting me to encourage you in it, by my own letters; on the contrary
I intend to fill them with such lively Wit and enlivening Humour as
shall even provoke a smile in the sweet but sorrowfull countenance of
my Eloisa.
In the first place you are to learn that I have met your sisters three
freinds Lady Lesley and her Daughters, twice in Public since I have
been here. I know you will be impatient to hear my opinion of the
Beauty of three Ladies of whom you have heard so much. Now, as you are
too ill and too unhappy to be vain, I think I may venture to inform you
that I like none of their faces so well as I do your own. Yet they are
all handsome—Lady Lesley indeed I have seen before; her Daughters I
beleive would in general be said to have a finer face than her
Ladyship, and yet what with the charms of a Blooming complexion, a
little Affectation and a great deal of small-talk, (in each of which
she is superior to the young Ladies) she will I dare say gain herself
as many admirers as the more regular features of Matilda, and Margaret.
I am sure you will agree with me in saying that they can none of them
be of a proper size for real Beauty, when you know that two of them are
taller and the other shorter than ourselves. In spite of this Defect
(or rather by reason of it) there is something very noble and majestic
in the figures of the Miss Lesleys, and something agreably lively in
the appearance of their pretty little Mother-in-law. But tho’ one may
be majestic and the other lively, yet the faces of neither possess that
Bewitching sweetness of my Eloisas, which her present languor is so far
from diminushing. What would my Husband and Brother say of us, if they
knew all the fine things I have been saying to you in this letter. It
is very hard that a pretty woman is never to be told she is so by any
one of her own sex without that person’s being suspected to be either
her determined Enemy, or her professed Toad-eater. How much more
amiable are women in that particular! One man may say forty civil
things to another without our supposing that he is ever paid for it,
and provided he does his Duty by our sex, we care not how Polite he is
to his own.
Mrs Lutterell will be so good as to accept my compliments, Charlotte,
my Love, and Eloisa the best wishes for the recovery of her Health and
Spirits that can be offered by her affectionate Freind
E. Marlowe.
I am afraid this letter will be but a poor specimen of my Powers in the
witty way; and your opinion of them will not be greatly increased when
I assure you that I have been as entertaining as I possibly could.
LETTER the TENTH
From Miss MARGARET LESLEY to Miss CHARLOTTE LUTTERELL
Portman Square April 13th
MY DEAR CHARLOTTE
We left Lesley-Castle on the 28th of last Month, and arrived safely in
London after a Journey of seven Days; I had the pleasure of finding
your Letter here waiting my Arrival, for which you have my grateful
Thanks. Ah! my dear Freind I every day more regret the serene and
tranquil Pleasures of the Castle we have left, in exchange for the
uncertain and unequal Amusements of this vaunted City. Not that I will
pretend to assert that these uncertain and unequal Amusements are in
the least Degree unpleasing to me; on the contrary I enjoy them
extremely and should enjoy them even more, were I not certain that
every appearance I make in Public but rivetts the Chains of those
unhappy Beings whose Passion it is impossible not to pity, tho’ it is
out of my power to return. In short my Dear Charlotte it is my
sensibility for the sufferings of so many amiable young Men, my Dislike
of the extreme admiration I meet with, and my aversion to being so
celebrated both in Public, in Private, in Papers, and in Printshops,
that are the reasons why I cannot more fully enjoy, the Amusements so
various and pleasing of London. How often have I wished that I
possessed as little Personal Beauty as you do; that my figure were as
inelegant; my face as unlovely; and my appearance as unpleasing as
yours! But ah! what little chance is there of so desirable an Event; I
have had the small-pox, and must therefore submit to my unhappy fate.
I am now going to intrust you my dear Charlotte with a secret which has
long disturbed the tranquility of my days, and which is of a kind to
require the most inviolable Secrecy from you. Last Monday se’night
Matilda and I accompanied Lady Lesley to a Rout at the Honourable Mrs
Kickabout’s; we were escorted by Mr Fitzgerald who is a very amiable
young Man in the main, tho’ perhaps a little singular in his Taste—He
is in love with Matilda—. We had scarcely paid our Compliments to the
Lady of the House and curtseyed to half a score different people when
my Attention was attracted by the appearance of a Young Man the most
lovely of his Sex, who at that moment entered the Room with another
Gentleman and Lady. From the first moment I beheld him, I was certain
that on him depended the future Happiness of my Life. Imagine my
surprise when he was introduced to me by the name of Cleveland—I
instantly recognised him as the Brother of Mrs Marlowe, and the
acquaintance of my Charlotte at Bristol. Mr and Mrs M. were the
gentleman and Lady who accompanied him. (You do not think Mrs Marlowe
handsome?) The elegant address of Mr Cleveland, his polished Manners
and Delightful Bow, at once confirmed my attachment. He did not speak;
but I can imagine everything he would have said, had he opened his
Mouth. I can picture to myself the cultivated Understanding, the Noble
sentiments, and elegant Language which would have shone so conspicuous
in the conversation of Mr Cleveland. The approach of Sir James Gower
(one of my too numerous admirers) prevented the Discovery of any such
Powers, by putting an end to a Conversation we had never commenced, and
by attracting my attention to himself. But oh! how inferior are the
accomplishments of Sir James to those of his so greatly envied Rival!
Sir James is one of the most frequent of our Visitors, and is almost
always of our Parties. We have since often met Mr and Mrs Marlowe but
no Cleveland—he is always engaged some where else. Mrs Marlowe fatigues
me to Death every time I see her by her tiresome Conversations about
you and Eloisa. She is so stupid! I live in the hope of seeing her
irrisistable Brother to night, as we are going to Lady Flambeaus, who
is I know intimate with the Marlowes. Our party will be Lady Lesley,
Matilda, Fitzgerald, Sir James Gower, and myself. We see little of Sir
George, who is almost always at the gaming-table. Ah! my poor Fortune
where art thou by this time? We see more of Lady L. who always makes
her appearance (highly rouged) at Dinner-time. Alas! what Delightful
Jewels will she be decked in this evening at Lady Flambeau’s! Yet I
wonder how she can herself delight in wearing them; surely she must be
sensible of the ridiculous impropriety of loading her little diminutive
figure with such superfluous ornaments; is it possible that she can not
know how greatly superior an elegant simplicity is to the most studied
apparel? Would she but Present them to Matilda and me, how greatly
should we be obliged to her, How becoming would Diamonds be on our fine
majestic figures! And how surprising it is that such an Idea should
never have occurred to _her_. I am sure if I have reflected in this
manner once, I have fifty times. Whenever I see Lady Lesley dressed in
them such reflections immediately come across me. My own Mother’s
Jewels too! But I will say no more on so melancholy a subject—let me
entertain you with something more pleasing—Matilda had a letter this
morning from Lesley, by which we have the pleasure of finding that he
is at Naples has turned Roman-Catholic, obtained one of the Pope’s
Bulls for annulling his 1st Marriage and has since actually married a
Neapolitan Lady of great Rank and Fortune. He tells us moreover that
much the same sort of affair has befallen his first wife the worthless
Louisa who is likewise at Naples had turned Roman-catholic, and is soon
to be married to a Neapolitan Nobleman of great and Distinguished
merit. He says, that they are at present very good Freinds, have quite
forgiven all past errors and intend in future to be very good
Neighbours. He invites Matilda and me to pay him a visit to Italy and
to bring him his little Louisa whom both her Mother, Step-mother, and
himself are equally desirous of beholding. As to our accepting his
invitation, it is at Present very uncertain; Lady Lesley advises us to
go without loss of time; Fitzgerald offers to escort us there, but
Matilda has some doubts of the Propriety of such a scheme—she owns it
would be very agreable. I am certain she likes the Fellow. My Father
desires us not to be in a hurry, as perhaps if we wait a few months
both he and Lady Lesley will do themselves the pleasure of attending
us. Lady Lesley says no, that nothing will ever tempt her to forego the
Amusements of Brighthelmstone for a Journey to Italy merely to see our
Brother. “No (says the disagreable Woman) I have once in my life been
fool enough to travel I dont know how many hundred Miles to see two of
the Family, and I found it did not answer, so Deuce take me, if ever I
am so foolish again.” So says her Ladyship, but Sir George still
Perseveres in saying that perhaps in a month or two, they may accompany
us.
Adeiu my Dear Charlotte
Yrs faithful Margaret Lesley.
THE HISTORY OF ENGLAND
FROM
THE REIGN OF HENRY THE 4TH
TO
THE DEATH OF CHARLES THE 1ST
BY A PARTIAL, PREJUDICED, AND IGNORANT HISTORIAN.
To Miss Austen, eldest daughter of the Rev. George Austen, this work is
inscribed with all due respect by
THE AUTHOR.
N.B. There will be very few Dates in this History.
THE HISTORY OF ENGLAND
HENRY the 4th
Henry the 4th ascended the throne of England much to his own