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The Fables of La Fontaine

Jean de La Fontaine

Autumn had just begun, and then, you see, Caution is useful to the wayfarer. It rains and shines, and rainbows bright displayed Warned those who ventured out to take a cloak: The Romans called these months, as if in joke, The doubtful. For this season well arrayed, Our fellow, ready for the pelting rain, Wore a cloak doubled, and of sturdy stuff. "He thinks," the Wind said, "he is armed enough To 'scape all hazards; but it's quite in vain, For he has not foreseen that I can blow, So that no button in the world avails: I send cloaks flying as I do ships' sails. It will amuse us just to let him know; Now, you shall see." "Agreed," then Phœbus said; "Then let us bet, without more talking, come, Which of us first shall send him cloakless home: You can begin, and I will hide my head." 'Twas soon arranged, and Boreas filled his throat With vapour, till his cheeks balloons became. A demon's holiday of lightning-flame And storm came whistling, wrecking many a boat, Shattering many a roof--and all for what? About a paltry cloak. He's much ado To save him from a precipice or two. The Wind but wasted time--one's pleased at that-- The more it raged, but firmer still he drew Around his breast the cloak: the cape just shook, And here and there a shred the tempest took. At last, the time was up, no more it blew, Then the hot Sun dispersed the cloudy haze, And pierced the weary horseman through and through. Beneath his heavy mantle sprung hot dew-- No longer could he bear those fervent rays-- He threw his cloak aside (a man of sense); Not half his power had Phœbus yet employed. Mildness had won--the Sun was overjoyed: Softness gains more than any violence. FABLE CVI. THE BEAR AND THE TWO FRIENDS. Two Friends, in want, resolved to sell A Bear-skin, though the Bear was well, And still alive. The Furrier paid Them willingly; the bargain's made. It was the King of Bears, they said: They'd kill him in an hour or two, And what more could they hope to do? "The merchant has not such a skin, A guarantee through thick and thin, To fence from e'en the keenest cold With warm, soft, pliant fold on fold: Better to make two cloaks than one." The bargain's made, the business done, The Bear, in two days, was to die That they agreed on, presently. They found the Bear, who, at full trot, Came down upon them, raging hot. The men were thunder-struck; soon done With bargain-making, how they run! Life against money: they are mute. One climbs a tree, to shun the brute; The other, cold as marble, lies Upon his stomach--shuts his eyes; For he has heard that Bears, instead Of eating fear to touch the dead. The trap deceives the foolish Bear: He sees the body lying there, Suspects a trick, turns, smells, and sniffs, With many nuzzling cautious whiffs. "He's dead," said he, "and rather high;" Then seeks the forest that's hard by. The merchant, from the tree descending Quickly, to his companion's lending The aid he needs. "A wondrous sight, To think you've only had a fright. But where's his skin?--and did he say Aught in your ear, as there you lay? For he came, as I plainly saw, And turned you over with his paw." "He said, 'Another time, at least, Before you sell, first kill the beast." FABLE CVII. JUPITER AND THE FARMER. Jupiter had a farm to give away; Mercury told the world the chosen day. The people came to offer, rough they were, And listened grimly. One said it was bare And stubborn land; another half agreed. While they thus haggled, churlishly indeed, One bolder than the rest--but wiser?--no-- Consents to take it, if Jove only grant The climate that he wishes; he will plant, And sow, and reap, if but the heat and cold May come and go, like slaves, as they are told. The seasons wait his nod: the wet and dry Obey his bidding from a servile sky. Jove grants his wish--our foolish fellow sways His sceptre bravely--rains and blows for days; Makes his own climate just as he may please: His neighbours, no more than Antipodes, Share his good weather. Still as well they fare; Their barns are teeming full; but his art bare. The next year quite a change; another way He sets the seasons, watching day by day: Still, there's some flaw--his crops are thin and poor, While loaded waggons crowd his neighbour's door. What can he do?--he falls before Jove's throne, Confesses all his folly: he alone Has been to blame. Jove, with much gentleness, Like a mild master, pities his distress. It is agreed that Providence is kind, And knows far better than a human mind What's good for us, and calmly bids us do it: We seldom see our way till we are through it. FABLE CVIII. THE STAG VIEWING HIMSELF IN THE STREAM. Beside a fountain in the wood A royal Stag admiring stood: His antlers pleased him well. But one thing vexed him to the heart: His slender legs ill matched the part On which he loved to dwell. "Nature has shaped them ill," said he, Watching their shadows peevishly: "Here is a disproportion! My horns rise branching, tall, and proud; My legs disgrace them, 'tis allowed, And are but an abortion."
Illustration note [Illustration: THE STAG VIEWING HIMSELF IN THE STREAM.]
Just then a deer-hound frightened him, And lent a wing to every limb. O'er bush and brake--he's off! At those adornments on his brow The foolish creature praised just now He soon begins to scoff. Upon his legs his life depends: They are his best and only friends. He unsays every word, And curses Heaven, that has sent A dangerous gift. We all repent Speeches that are absurd. We prize too much the beautiful, And useful things spurn (as a rule); Yet fast will beauty fleet. The Stag admired the antlers high, That brought him into jeopardy, And blamed his kindly feet. FABLE CIX. THE COCKEREL, THE CAT, AND THE LITTLE RAT. A Rat, so very young that it had seen Nothing at all, was at his setting out Almost snapped up; and what his fears had been He told his mother. Thus it came about-- "I crossed the mountains bordering our land, Bold as a Rat that has his way to make; When two great animals, you understand, Before my eyes, their way towards me take. The one was gentle, tender, and so mild; The other restless, wild, and turbulent; A screeching voice, some flesh upon its head, A sort of arm, raised as for punishment. His tail a plume, a fiery plume displayed (It was a capon that the creature drew Like a wild beast new come from Africa); And with his arms he beat his sides, it's true, With such a frightful noise, that in dismay, E'en I, who pride myself on courage, ran And fled for fear, cursing the evil creature; As, but for him, I should have found a plan To make acquaintance with that gentle nature-- So soft and sweet, and with a skin like ours; Long tail, and spotted, with a face so meek; And yet a glittering eye, of such strange powers: A sympathiser, sure as I can speak, With us the Rats, for he has just such ears. I was about to make a little speech, When, all at once, as if to rouse my fears, The other creature gave a dreadful screech, And I took flight." "My child," exclaimed the Rat, "That gentle hypocrite you liked so well, Was our malignant enemy--the Cat. The other, on whose form so foul you fell, Is simply harmless, and will be our meal, Perhaps, some day; while, as for that meek beast, On us he dearly loves to leap and steal, And crunch and munch us for his cruel feast. Take care, my child, in any case, Judge no one by their look or face." FABLE CX. THE FOX, THE MONKEY, AND THE OTHER ANIMALS. The Animals (the Lion dead) Resolved to choose a King instead; The crown was taken from its case-- A dragon guarded well the place. They tried the crown, but, when they'd done, It would not fit a single one. Some heads too large, and some too small; Many had horns,--defects in all. The Monkey, laughing, tried it, too, And got his mocking visage through, With many wild, fantastic faces; And twisting gambols and grimaces. A hoop, at last, around his waist He wore it, and they cried, "Well placed!" He was elected. Each one paid Their homage to the King they'd made. The Fox alone laments the choice, But chokes it down with flattering voice. Paving his little compliments, To hide his secret sentiments. "Sire," to the King, he said, "I've pleasure To tell you I have found a treasure; A secret, but to me alone-- All treasures fall unto the throne." The young King, eager at finance, Ran fast himself, to catch the chance. It was a trap, and he was caught. The Fox said, when his aid he sought, "You think to govern us and rule; You cannot save yourself, you fool!" They turned him out, and, with some wit, Agreed that few a crown will fit. FABLE CXI. THE MULE THAT BOASTED OF HIS FAMILY. An Episcopal Mule, of its family proud, Would <i>not</i> keep his ancestry under a cloud, But chattered, and bragged of his mother the mare: Of her having done this, and her having been there; And vowed that so famous a creature ignored, Was a shame and disgrace to historian's record. He frankly disdained on a doctor to wait, And patiently stand at a poor patient's gate. At last, growing old, in the mill he's confined, Then his father, the donkey, came into his mind. A misfortune is useful, if only to bring A fool to his senses--a very good thing-- It's sent for a purpose, and always will be Useful to some one or something, you see. FABLE CXII. THE OLD MAN AND THE ASS. An Old Man, riding on a Donkey, saw A meadow thick with flowers, and full of grass. He instantly unbridled the poor Ass, And let him roam for twenty minutes' law. It scratch'd, and scratch'd, and munch'd, and chew'd, and bray'd Nipping the best, and kicking, for sheer fun: The meal refreshing was betimes begun. Just then the enemy came, all arrayed: "Fly," said the Old Man. "Wherefore?" said the beast; "Am I to carry double burden--double load? Am I to tramp once more upon the road?" "No," said the Old Man; "I'll stop here, at least." "To whom I may belong is no great matter. Go, save yourself from an unlucky blow; My master is my enemy, I know: I tell you in the best French I can patter."
Illustration note [Illustration: THE COUNTRYMAN AND THE SERPENT.]
FABLE CXIII. THE COUNTRYMAN AND THE SERPENT. Æsop describes, as he's well able, A Peasant, wise and charitable, Who, walking on a winter day Around his farm, found by the way A snake extended on the snow, Frozen and numb--half dead, you know. He lifts the beast, with friendly care, And takes him home to warmer air-- Not thinking what reward would be Of such an unwise charity. Beside the hearth he stretches him,