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The Fables of La Fontaine

Jean de La Fontaine

Warms and revives each frozen limb. The creature scarcely feels the glow, Before its rage begins to flow: First gently raised its head, and rolled Its swelling body, fold on fold; Then tried to leap, and spring, and bite Its benefactor;--was that right? "Ungrateful!" cried the man; "then I Will give you now your due--you die!" With righteous anger came the blow From the good axe. It struck, and, lo! Two strokes--three snakes--its body, tail, And head; and each, without avail, Trying to re-unite in vain, They only wriggle in long pain. It's good to lavish charity; But then on whom? Well, that's just it. As for ungrateful men, they die In misery, and as 'tis fit. FABLE CXIV. THE HARE AND THE TORTOISE. It's not enough that you run fleet; Start early,--that's the way to beat. The Tortoise said unto the Hare, "I'll bet you, free, and frank, and fair, You do not reach a certain place So soon as I, though quick your pace." "So soon?" the nimble creature cries; "Take physic for your brains;--be wise"-- "Fool or no fool, I make the bet." The bet is made, the stakes are set; But who the sporting judges were Is neither your nor my affair. Our Hare had but a bound to make, From him the swiftest hounds to shake. They run themselves almost to death, Yet he is scarcely out of breath; Plenty of time for him to browse, To sleep, and then again to rouse; Or boldly turn the while he's going, And mark which way the wind is blowing. Careless, he lets the Tortoise pace, Grave as a senator. To race With such a thing is but disgrace. She, in the meanwhile, strives and strains, And takes most meritorious pains; Slow, yet unceasing. Still the Hare Holds it a very mean affair To start too soon; but when, at last, The winning-post is almost past By his dull rival, then, 'tis true, He quicker than the arrow flew. Alas! his efforts failed to win, The Tortoise came the first one in. "Well," she said then, "now, was I right? What use was all your swiftness: light I held your speed, and won the prize; Where would you be, can you surmise, If with my house upon your shoulders, You tried to startle all beholders?" FABLE CXV. THE SICK LION AND THE FOX. The King of Beasts was sick to death, And, almost with his latest breath, Made known to all his vassals he Needed their deepest sympathy. As in his cave he lay, he stated, For friendly visitors he waited. With every guarantee insured, The deputies went, quite secured; Upon the Lion's passport writ, In fair round hand, each word of it-- A promise good, in eyes of law,
Illustration note [Illustration: THE SICK LION AND THE FOX.]
Whether against tooth or claw. The Prince's will to execute Goes every class of beast and brute. The Foxes only kept at home; One gave the reason he'd not come: "The footprints of the courtiers, see, Are all one way, that's plain to me: But none point homeward. It is just If I feel somewhat of distrust. Our sick King's courtiers may dispense With passports, for they're full of sense. Granted, no doubt; and yet I crave They'll show me how to leave the cave.-- I clearly see they enter. Well! But how they leave it who can tell?" FABLE CXVI. THE ASS AND HIS MASTERS. A Gardener's Donkey once complained to Fate Of having to rise earlier than the sun. "The cocks," he said, "are certainly not late; But I have got to rise ere they've begun. And all for what?--to carry herbs to sell: A pretty cause to break one's morning sleep!" Fate, touched by this appeal, determined well To give the beast to other hands to keep: The Gardener to a Tanner yields him next. The weight of hides, and their distressing fume, Soon shock our friend; he is far worse perplexed: His mind again begins to lower and gloom. "I much regret," he said, "my first good man, For when he turned his head I always got A bite of cabbage;--that was just my plan: It cost me not a single sous, or jot; But here no, no rewards but kick and cuff."-- His fortune shifts; a Charcoal-dealer's stall Receives him. Still complaints, and <i>quantum suff.</i> "What! not content yet," Fate cries, "after all? This Ass is worse than half a hundred kings. Does he, forsooth, think he's the only one That's not content? Have I no other things To fill my mind but this poor simpleton?" And Fate was right. No man is satisfied: Our fortune never fits our wayward minds; The present seems the worst we've ever tried; We weary Heaven with outcries of all kinds. And yet, if Jupiter gave each his will, We should torment his ear with wishes still. FABLE CXVII. THE SUN AND THE FROGS. A Monarch's wedding gave his people up, The whole day long, to dances and the cup; But Æsop found their doings in bad taste, And thought their joy decidedly misplaced. "The Sun," said he, "once thought about a wife, And fancied he could shine in married life; But instantly there came petitions loud From all the Frogs on earth--a noisy crowd. 'Suppose,' they said, 'the Queen should be prolific, Our situation will become terrific. A single sun is quite enough to bear; The little ones will drive us to despair. Parched as we are, in sultry summer weather, The extra heat will roast us altogether. Let us entreat your mercy on our race; The river Styx is not a pleasant place!'" Considering that Frogs are very small, I think the argument not bad at all. FABLE CXVIII. THE CARTER STUCK IN THE MUD. A Phaeton, who drove a load of hay, Found himself in the mud stuck hard and fast: Poor man! from all assistance far away. (In Lower Brittany he had been cast, Near Quimper-Corentin, and all may know 'Tis there that Destiny sends folks she hates. God keep us from such journey here below!) But to return. The Carter, in the mire, Rages and swears, and foams and execrates-- His eyes wild rolling, and his face on fire; Curses the holes, the horses, every stone,
Illustration note [Illustration: THE CARTER STUCK IN THE MUD.]
The cart, and then himself. The god he prays, Whose mighty labours through the world are known: "O Hercules! send present aid," he says; "If thy broad back once bore this mighty sphere, Thy arm can drag me out." His prayer he ends. Then came a voice from out a cloud quite near: "To those who strive themselves he succour lends. Work, and find out where the obstruction lies; Remove this bird-lime mud you curse so hot; Clear axle-tree and wheel--be quick and wise; Take up the pick, and break that flint--why not? Fill up that yawning rut. Now, is it done?" "Yes," said the man; and then the voice replied, "Now I can help you; take your whip, my son." "I've got it. Hallo! here; what's this?" he cried; "My cart goes nicely--praise to Hercules." And then the voices--"You see how readily Your horses got clear out of jeopardy." To those who help themselves the gods send help and ease. FABLE CXIX. THE DOG AND THE SHADOW. We all deceive ourselves, and so we fall; We all run after shadows, in our way: So many madmen, one can't count them all; Send them to Æsop's Dog,--I beg and pray. The Dog, who saw the shadow of the meat He carried, dark upon the liquid tide, Dropping his prey, snapped at the counterfeit: The river rose, and washed him from the side. True, with much danger, he regained the shore, But neither meat nor shadow saw he more. FABLE CXX. THE BIRD-CATCHER, THE HAWK, AND THE SKYLARK. Injustice, and false people's wilful crimes, Serve others as excuses, oftentimes, For fresh injustice. Nature's law's planned so; If you wish to be spared, then give no blow. A Countryman, with glittering looking-glass, Was catching birds. The brilliant phantom lured A Lark; when, suddenly, it came to pass A Sparrow Hawk, of its sweet prey assured, Dropped from the cloud, and struck swift to the ground The gentlest bird that sings; though near the tomb, She had escaped the trap; yet now she found Beneath that cruel beak at last her doom. Whilst stripping her, eager and all intent, The Hawk itself beneath the net was caught. "Fowler," he cried, "no harm I ever meant: I never did thee ill, nor ever sought To do." The man replied, "This helpless thing Had done no more to thee;--no murmuring!" FABLE CXXI. THE HORSE AND THE ASS. In this world every one must help his brother. If your poor neighbour dies, his weary load On you, perhaps, may fall, and on no other. An Ass and Horse were travelling on the road: The last had but the harness on his back. The first, borne down unto the very ground, Besought the Horse to help him, or, alack! He'd never reach the town. In duty bound, Apologies he made for this request: "To you," he said, "the load will be mere sport." The Horse refused, and snorted at the jest. Just as he sneered, the Donkey died. In short, He soon perceived he had not acted right, And had his friend ill treated; for that night They made him drag the cart through thick and thin, And in the cart his injured comrade's skin. FABLE CXXII. THE CHARLATAN. Of Charlatans the world has never lack: This science of professors has no want. Only the other day one made his vaunt He could cheat Acheron; in white and black Another boasted o'er the town that, lo! He was another Cicero. One of these fellows claimed a mastery Of eloquence; swore he could make an ass, "A peasant, rustic, booby, d'ye see?-- Yes, gentlemen, a dolt of basest class-- Eloquent. Bring me an ass," he cried, "The veriest ass, and I will teach him so, He shall the cassock wear with proper pride." The Prince resolved the truth of this to know. "I have," he to the rhetorician one day said, "A fine ass from Arcadia in my stable; Make him an orator, if you are able." "Sire, you do what you will." The man they made Accept a sum, for twenty years to teach The ass the proper use of speech; And if he failed, he in the market-place, With halter round his neck, was to be hung; Upon his back his rhetoric books all strung, And asses' ears above his frightened face. One of the courtiers said that he would go And see him at the gibbet; he'd such grace And presence, he'd become the hangman's show; There, above all, his art would come in well: A long-extended speech--with pathos, too-- Would fit the great occasion, so it fell In the one form of those grand Ciceros Vulgarly known as thieves. "Yes, that is true," The other said; "but ere I try, The king, the ass, and you will die." FABLE CXXIII. THE YOUNG WIDOW. A Husband isn't lost without a sigh; We give a groan, then are consoled again; Swift on Time's wings we see our sorrow fly; Fleet Time brings sunshine's pleasure after rain. The widow of a year, the widow of a day, Are very different, I say: