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The Fables of La Fontaine

Jean de La Fontaine

Strangled his wife, and slain his son: Therefore he shed no single tear. A flatterer noticed, hovering near; Moreover, the spy saw him smile. The anger of a King, meanwhile (I may observe, with Solomon, The wisest man beneath the sun), Is terrible; but to our friend No book could much instruction lend. "Base creature of the woods!" with scorn The Lion cried, "you do not mourn! What should prevent our sacred claws Teaching you friendship's holy laws? Come, Wolves, avenge that Queen of mine: Offer this victim on her shrine!" The Stag replied, "The time for grief Is passed; tears now are useless, Chief. Your wife, whose features well I know, Appeared to me an hour ago, Half hid in flowers. 'My friend,' she said, 'For me your tears are vainly shed. Weep not: in the Elysian fields I've every pleasure that life yields, Conversing with my holy friends; But for a time the King descends To a despair that charms me so.'" Scarce had he spoken thus, when, lo! "A miracle!" the courtiers cry. The Stags rewarded, instantly; And safely, without punishment, Back to his native woods is sent. With dreams amuse a listening king, With falsehoods sweet and flattering; Whatever rage within may burn, He'll gorge the bait, and friendly turn. FABLE CLVIII THE BASHAW AND THE MERCHANT. An old Greek Merchant, one day, sought Protection from a Bashaw, bought At pasha's, not at merchant's, price (Such guardians are not very nice). It cost so much, that he complained His purse and coffer were both drained. Three other Turks, of lower station, Offered, from sheer commiseration, Their joint help, by word and deed, For less than half the first to cede:
Illustration note [Illustration: THE BASHAW AND THE MERCHANT.]
The Greek he listens, then agrees. The Bashaw, cheated of his fees, Is told that if of time the nick He'd seize, these rascals he must trick-- Send them to Mahomet, to bear A message for his private ear; And quickly, too, or they united, Knowing his friends, would see him righted; Would send him some vile poison-broth, To show the keenness of their wrath; And that would send him to protect The Stygian merchants, they expect. The Turk--an Alexander--strode Unto the Merchant's snug abode: Down at the table sat--his air Generous, bold, and free from care, For he feared nothing,--how could he? "My friend," he said, "you're quitting me; And people tell me to watch keenly.-- You are too worthy: so serenely No poisoner ever looks, I know; So no more on that tack we'll go. But for these patrons you have found, Hear me,--to tell a tale I'm bound. To wrong you I have no intent, With reasoning, or with argument. "Once a poor shepherd used to keep A dog, to guard his silly sheep; Till some one asked him, plain and pat, How he could keep a beast like that, With such a ravenous appetite: It really wasn't fair or right. 'Twas their and every one's desire He'd give the dog up to the squire. Three terriers were best for him, To guard his flocks, in life and limb: The cur ate three times more than they.-- But the fool meddlers did not say He also fought with treble teeth, When wolves came howling out for death. The shepherd listened--three dogs bought: They cost him less, but never fought. The flock discovered their ill lot Almost as soon as you, I wot. Your wretched choice will quickly do: Now mark what I have said to you; If you'll do well, return to me." The Greek obeyed him speedily. 'Tis good the provinces should heed: 'Tis better, in good faith I plead, Unto one powerful king to bend, Than on poor princelings to depend. FABLE CLIX. THE HOROSCOPE. A Man will sometimes meet his destiny The moment that he turns ill-luck to flee. A father had an only son, and dear He held him; so, as love is kin to fear, He with astrologers held a debate About the stars that ruled the infant's fate. One of these people said the father's care Should of all lions specially beware. Till he was twenty, he should keep him in, And, after that, his safety would begin. The cautious father, resolute to save His offspring from the ever-yawning grave, Knowing the danger turned on one neglect, Guarded him carefully, in this respect;-- Forbad him exit; barred up every door; But other pleasures lavished more and more. With his companions, all the live-long day, He was allowed to walk, and run, and play. When he had reached the age that loves the chase, A closer ward they kept upon the place. They talked with scorn of all the huntsman's joys, Spoke of the dangers--mocked the trumpet's noise. But all in vain were sermons, though well meant; Nothing can change the force of temperament. The youth was restless, fiery, hot, and brave; The stormy impulses came, wave on wave. He sighed for pleasure;--more the obstacle, The more desire; in vain they try to quell: He knew the cause of all his misery. The spacious house, so rich with luxury, Was full of pictures, and of tapestry,-- The subjects hunting scenes, and forest glades: Here animals, there men, strong lights, dark shades,-- The weaver made the lion chief of all: "Out, monster!" cried the youth, and eyed the wall With foaming rage: "'tis you that keep me here, In gloom and fetters. Is it you I fear?" He spoke, and struck, with all a madman's might, The beast so innocent. There, out of sight, Under the hanging, a sharp nail was stuck: It pricked him deeply, by the worst of luck. The arts of Æsculapius were in vain: He joined the shadows that own Pluto's reign. His death was due to his fond sire's regard, That in the locked-up palace kept him barred. It was precaution, too, that whilom slew The poet Æschylus, if they say true. It had been prophesied a house should fall Upon his head, so he shunned tower and wall, The city left, and camped out on the plain. Far from all roofs and danger, he was slain: An eagle, with a tortoise in his grip, flew by; The poet's bald head, from the upper sky, Looked like a smooth boulder; the bird let drop The prey he wished to crush upon the top. So perished Æschylus. From hence, we see, The art, if true, led to the misery That they would shun, all who in it had trust; But I maintain it's false, and quite unjust. I'll ne'er believe that Nature ties our hands, Or would submit herself to such vile bands, As in the skies to write our future fate; Times, persons, places, have far greater weight Than the conjunctions of a charlatan, Under the self-same planet, tell the man. Are kings and shepherds born, though one may sway With golden sceptre, and the other play With ashen crook? "The will of Jupiter,"-- A star has not a soul, my worthy sir; Why should its influence affect these two So diversely? How can it pierce through That sea of air,--those cloudy gulfs profound, Mars and the Sun, and pass each fiery bound? An atom would disturb it on its path. Horoscope-mongers, let me rouse your wrath: The state of Europe,--who predicted that? Did you foresee it?--now, then, answer pat. Think of each planet's distance, and its speed; These sage's passions, it is well agreed, Prevent their judging of our actions right. On them our fate depends: a planet's course Goes like our minds, with a still-varying force. And yet these fools, with compass and with line, Of men's whole lives would map out a design! But do not let the tales that I repeat Weigh in the balance more than it is meet. The fate of boy and Æschylus came true, Blind and deceitful though the art be, too. Once in a thousand times the bull's eye's hit; That is the good luck of your juggling wit. FABLE CLX. THE TORRENT AND THE RIVER. With a roar and a dreadful sound, The Torrent dashed down the rock. All fled from its mighty bound; And horror followed the shock, Shaking the fields around. No Traveller dared essay To cross the Torrent, save one, Who, meeting thieves by the way, And, finding all chances gone, Rode straight through the foam and spray. No depth! All menace and din! The Traveller drew his breath With courage, and laughed within Himself at escape from death; But the thieves resolved to win. His path they pursue and keep, Till he comes to a River clear, Peaceful and tranquil as sleep, And as far removed from fear: Its banks are in no way steep. But pure and glistening sand Border the placid wave; He leaves the dangerous land, To find a treacherous grave: It was deep, you'll understand. He drinks of the awful Styx, For deepest waters are still. Beware of quiet men's tricks; But for noisy men--they will Battle with words, not sticks.
Illustration note [Illustration: THE TORRENT AND THE RIVER.]
FABLE CLXI. THE ASS AND THE DOG. We ought to help each other, wise men say: An Ass forgot this motto, one fine day. I know not how our beast ignored the rule, For he's an amiable, good-natured fool. A trusty Dog so gravely paced along, The master took his nap at even-song: The Ass began to roam about and feed, And found, at last, a rank and savoury mead. There were no thistles,--that he must endure: One must not be too much an epicure. The feast was still not bad: while aught remains; 'Twould pass for once, the air's fresh on these plains. The Dog, half dead with hunger, said, at last, "My dear companion, all this time I fast. Stoop down a bit, and let the panniers fall; I'll take my dinner out." No word at all The Ass vouchsafed, fearing to lose a bite; At length he deigned to answer the poor wight: "Friend, when your master rouses from his nap, He's sure at once to call you on his lap, And give you a good meal." A Wolf, just then, Ran forth, half famished, from his forest den. The Ass called loudly to the Dog to aid; The Dog stood still. "My friend," he quickly said, "Fly till your master wakes--he'll not be long;-- Run fast. If caught, avert the coming wrong With a hard kick, and break the wretch's jaw: They've shod you lately, and you're right in law. Mind, stretch him flat." The Dog spoke wise and well. But the Wolf choked the Ass, and down he fell. Conclusion:--We should always help each other; And every man help carry his lame brother. FABLE CLXII. THE TWO DOGS AND THE DEAD ASS. The Virtues must, surely, sisters be, For that Vices are brothers, we all well know. And if but to one a man's heart be free, All the others, like hurricanes, inward blow. Yet, of course, both of virtues and vices 'tis true That one heart holds but of either few; And not more than once in an age we see The Virtues in one small heart agree. For if a man be valiant, 'tis sure, In a thousand cases, he's also rash; And if he be prudent, the greed for more