The Marvelous Land of Oz
“Good morning, my dears! What can I do for you?”
“Surrender instantly!” answered General Jinjur, standing before him and
frowning as terribly as her pretty face would allow her to.
“Surrender!” echoed the man, astounded. “Why, it’s impossible. It’s
against the law! I never heard of such a thing in my life.”
“Still, you must surrender!” exclaimed the General, fiercely. “We are
revolting!”
“You don’t look it,” said the Guardian, gazing from one to another,
admiringly.
“But we are!” cried Jinjur, stamping her foot, impatiently; “and we
mean to conquer the Emerald City!”
“Good gracious!” returned the surprised Guardian of the Gates; “what a
nonsensical idea! Go home to your mothers, my good girls, and milk the
cows and bake the bread. Don’t you know it’s a dangerous thing to
conquer a city?”
“We are not afraid!” responded the General; and she looked so
determined that it made the Guardian uneasy.
So he rang the bell for the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, and the
next minute was sorry he had done so. For immediately he was surrounded
by a crowd of girls who drew the knitting-needles from their hair and
began Jabbing them at the Guardian with the sharp points dangerously
near his fat cheeks and blinking eyes.
The poor man howled loudly for mercy and made no resistance when Jinjur
drew the bunch of keys from around his neck.
Followed by her Army the General now rushed to the gateway, where she
was confronted by the Royal Army of Oz—which was the other name for the
Soldier with the Green Whiskers.
“Halt!” he cried, and pointed his long gun full in the face of the
leader.
Some of the girls screamed and ran back, but General Jinjur bravely
stood her ground and said, reproachfully:
“Why, how now? Would you shoot a poor, defenceless girl?”
“No,” replied the soldier. “for my gun isn’t loaded.”
“Not loaded?”
“No; for fear of accidents. And I’ve forgotten where I hid the powder
and shot to load it with. But if you’ll wait a short time I’ll try to
hunt them up.”
“Don’t trouble yourself,” said Jinjur, cheerfully. Then she turned to
her Army and cried:
“Girls, the gun isn’t loaded!”
“Hooray,” shrieked the rebels, delighted at this good news, and they
proceeded to rush upon the Soldier with the Green Whiskers in such a
crowd that it was a wonder they didn’t stick the knitting-needles into
one another.
But the Royal Army of Oz was too much afraid of women to meet the
onslaught. He simply turned about and ran with all his might through
the gate and toward the royal palace, while General Jinjur and her mob
flocked into the unprotected City.
In this way was the Emerald City captured without a drop of blood being
spilled. The Army of Revolt had become an Army of Conquerors!
The Scarecrow Plans an escape
Tip slipped away from the girls and followed swiftly after the Soldier
with the Green Whiskers. The invading army entered the City more
slowly, for they stopped to dig emeralds out of the walls and
paving-stones with the points of their knitting-needles. So the Soldier
and the boy reached the palace before the news had spread that the City
was conquered.
The Scarecrow and Jack Pumpkinhead were still playing at quoits in the
courtyard when the game was interrupted by the abrupt entrance of the
Royal Army of Oz, who came flying in without his hat or gun, his
clothes in sad disarray and his long beard floating a yard behind him
as he ran.
“Tally one for me,” said the Scarecrow, calmly “What’s wrong, my man?”
he added, addressing the Soldier.
“Oh! your Majesty—your Majesty! The City is conquered!” gasped the
Royal Army, who was all out of breath.
“This is quite sudden,” said the Scarecrow. “But please go and bar all
the doors and windows of the palace, while I show this Pumpkinhead how
to throw a quoit.”
The Soldier hastened to do this, while Tip, who had arrived at his
heels, remained in the courtyard to look at the Scarecrow with
wondering eyes.
His Majesty continued to throw the quoits as coolly as if no danger
threatened his throne, but the Pumpkinhead, having caught sight of Tip,
ambled toward the boy as fast as his wooden legs would go.
“Good afternoon, noble parent!” he cried, delightedly. “I’m glad to see
you are here. That terrible Saw-Horse ran away with me.”
“I suspected it,” said Tip. “Did you get hurt? Are you cracked at all?”
“No, I arrived safely,” answered Jack, “and his Majesty has been very
kind indeed to me.”
At this moment the Soldier with the Green Whiskers returned, and the
Scarecrow asked:
“By the way, who has conquered me?”
“A regiment of girls, gathered from the four corners of the Land of
Oz,” replied the Soldier, still pale with fear.
“But where was my Standing Army at the time?” inquired his Majesty,
looking at the Soldier, gravely.
“Your Standing Army was running,” answered the fellow, honestly; “for
no man could face the terrible weapons of the invaders.”
“Well,” said the Scarecrow, after a moment’s thought, “I don’t mind
much the loss of my throne, for it’s a tiresome job to rule over the
Emerald City. And this crown is so heavy that it makes my head ache.
But I hope the Conquerors have no intention of injuring me, just
because I happen to be the King.”
“I heard them, say” remarked Tip, with some hesitation, “that they
intend to make a rag carpet of your outside and stuff their
sofa-cushions with your inside.”
“Then I am really in danger,” declared his Majesty, positively, “and it
will be wise for me to consider a means to escape.”
“Where can you go?” asked Jack Pumpkinhead.
“Why, to my friend the Tin Woodman, who rules over the Winkies, and
calls himself their Emperor,” was the answer. “I am sure he will
protect me.”
Tip was looking out the window.
“The palace is surrounded by the enemy,” said he. “It is too late to
escape. They would soon tear you to pieces.”
The Scarecrow sighed.
“In an emergency,” he announced, “it is always a good thing to pause
and reflect. Please excuse me while I pause and reflect.”
“But we also are in danger,” said the Pumpkinhead, anxiously. “If any
of these girls understand cooking, my end is not far off!”
“Nonsense!” exclaimed the Scarecrow. “they’re too busy to cook, even if
they know how!”
“But should I remain here a prisoner for any length of time,” protested
Jack, “I’m liable to spoil.”
“Ah! then you would not be fit to associate with,” returned the
Scarecrow. “The matter is more serious than I suspected.”
“You,” said the Pumpkinhead, gloomily, “are liable to live for many
years. My life is necessarily short. So I must take advantage of the
few days that remain to me.”
“There, there! Don’t worry,” answered the Scarecrow soothingly; “if
you’ll keep quiet long enough for me to think, I’ll try to find some
way for us all to escape.”
So the others waited in patient silence while the Scarecrow walked to a
corner and stood with his face to the wall for a good five minutes. At
the end of that time he faced them with a more cheerful expression upon
his painted face.
“Where is the Saw-Horse you rode here?” he asked the Pumpkinhead.
“Why, I said he was a jewel, and so your man locked him up in the royal
treasury,” said Jack.
“It was the only place I could think of your Majesty,” added the
Soldier, fearing he had made a blunder.
“It pleases me very much,” said the Scarecrow. “Has the animal been
fed?”
“Oh, yes; I gave him a heaping peck of sawdust.”
“Excellent!” cried the Scarecrow. “Bring the horse here at once.”
The Soldier hastened away, and presently they heard the clattering of
the horse’s wooden legs upon the pavement as he was led into the
courtyard.
His Majesty regarded the steed critically. “He doesn’t seem especially
graceful!” he remarked, musingly. “but I suppose he can run?”
“He can, indeed,” said Tip, gazing upon the Saw-Horse admiringly.
“Then, bearing us upon his back, he must make a dash through the ranks
of the rebels and carry us to my friend the Tin Woodman,” announced the
Scarecrow.
“He can’t carry four!” objected Tip.
“No, but he may be induced to carry three,” said his Majesty. “I shall
therefore leave my Royal Army Behind. For, from the ease with which he
was conquered, I have little confidence in his powers.”
“Still, he can run,” declared Tip, laughing.
“I expected this blow” said the Soldier, sulkily; “but I can bear it. I
shall disguise myself by cutting off my lovely green whiskers. And,
after all, it is no more dangerous to face those reckless girls than to
ride this fiery, untamed wooden horse!”
“Perhaps you are right,” observed his Majesty. “But, for my part, not
being a soldier, I am fond of danger. Now, my boy, you must mount
first. And please sit as close to the horse’s neck as possible.”
Tip climbed quickly to his place, and the Soldier and the Scarecrow
managed to hoist the Pumpkinhead to a seat just behind him. There
remained so little space for the King that he was liable to fall off as
soon as the horse started.
“Fetch a clothesline,” said the King to his Army, “and tie us all
together. Then if one falls off we will all fall off.”
And while the Soldier was gone for the clothesline his Majesty
continued, “it is well for me to be careful, for my very existence is
in danger.”
“I have to be as careful as you do,” said Jack.
“Not exactly,” replied the Scarecrow. “for if anything happened to me,
that would be the end of me. But if anything happened to you, they
could use you for seed.”
The Soldier now returned with a long line and tied all three firmly
together, also lashing them to the body of the Saw-Horse; so there
seemed little danger of their tumbling off.
“Now throw open the gates,” commanded the Scarecrow, “and we will make
a dash to liberty or to death.”
The courtyard in which they were standing was located in the center of
the great palace, which surrounded it on all sides. But in one place a
passage led to an outer gateway, which the Soldier had barred by order
of his sovereign. It was through this gateway his Majesty proposed to
escape, and the Royal Army now led the Saw-Horse along the passage and
unbarred the gate, which swung backward with a loud crash.
“Now,” said Tip to the horse, “you must save us all. Run as fast as you
can for the gate of the City, and don’t let anything stop you.”
“All right!” answered the Saw-Horse, gruffly, and dashed away so
suddenly that Tip had to gasp for breath and hold firmly to the post he
had driven into the creature’s neck.
Several of the girls, who stood outside guarding the palace, were
knocked over by the Saw-Horse’s mad rush. Others ran screaming out of
the way, and only one or two jabbed their knitting-needles frantically
at the escaping prisoners. Tip got one small prick in his left arm,
which smarted for an hour afterward; but the needles had no effect upon
the Scarecrow or Jack Pumpkinhead, who never even suspected they were
being prodded.
As for the Saw-Horse, he made a wonderful record upsetting a fruit
cart, overturning several meek looking men, and finally bowling over
the new Guardian of the Gate—a fussy little fat woman appointed by
General Jinjur.
Nor did the impetuous charger stop then. Once outside the walls of the
Emerald City he dashed along the road to the West with fast and violent
leaps that shook the breath out of the boy and filled the Scarecrow
with wonder.
Jack had ridden at this mad rate once before, so he devoted every
effort to holding, with both hands, his pumpkin head upon its stick,
enduring meantime the dreadful jolting with the courage of a
philosopher.